I hate you

**skelooth** · 07-28-2006, 04:29 AM

I can't keep my mouth off these anabolic cookies. They're just... amazing. I make six cookies at a time and nuke em for 1 min 45 sec.... then i immediately pop them off the plate onto a paper plate to cool for less than a minute. Then they are moist, gooey, and delicious.

I will be honest with you. The past few weeks I have been trying to mimick your cookie recipe, and I can't get it right. Even my best attempts came out very dry and hard to swallow, lacking the flavor of your cookie mix recipe.

I'm having daydreams about formulating a diet based on nothing but anabolic cookies and fish oil capsules. This is all your fault. I'm like a cookieholic. And with 10g of protein in each cookie I'm going to end up taking ronnie's olympia title. You should be ashamed.

stonecoldtruth said he prepares them a certain way... I must find out....

**Jayelin** · 07-28-2006, 06:40 AM

So, when exactly does this involve you driving to ohio for a personal delivery? I don't see that in this post anywhere...

**Fitnfirm** · 07-28-2006, 07:37 AM

Oh put a cookie in it!!!!!!! Who do you think gave Stonecold the secret anyway???????

Im never telling!!!!!!! Its only for Team Torture Members.

Why dont you make Crowlers new cookie cook book, no one has done one yet, and you love to cook and play, it would be good!!!!

CROWLER · 07-28-2006, 03:12 PM

lol YOU people are FREAKING CRAZY and that is why I LOVE you so much

BTW I am going to do a supplement log using USP Labs Product and a bunch of the Anabolic Innovations products including cookie mix, WITH pictures, YIKES now THAT is a scary thought.

CROWLER

**skelooth** · 07-28-2006, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fitnfirm

Why dont you make Crowlers new cookie cook book, no one has done one yet, and you love to cook and play, it would be good!!!!

Step 1: Put three generous scoops of mix in a bowl. I said generous! Go nuts! Put half the damn bag if you want!

Step 2: splash in a very tiny bit of milk while stirring with a spoon. Your goal is to add *just enough* milk to make the mix 'wet'. If you add too much milk, you'll have to add more cookie mix, aww shucks. Spoon them out onto a microwave safe plate to the size cookies you desire.

Microwave for 1.5 to 2 minutes or until delicious

When done they look like this. The chocolate is very hot at first, so try to resist temptation. I find they cool faster if you just force them into your mouth.

Getting jacked never tasted so great :eat:

**skelooth** · 07-28-2006, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CROWLER

lol YOU people are FREAKING CRAZY and that is why I LOVE you so much

BTW I am going to do a supplement log using USP Labs Product and a bunch of the Anabolic Innovations products including cookie mix, WITH pictures, YIKES now THAT is a scary thought.

CROWLER

Looking forward to it bro!

I would do a log on the cookies, but I don't think it'd last very long

**Peaked_18** · 07-28-2006, 05:00 PM

Can you put them in the oven?

**Jayelin** · 07-28-2006, 06:30 PM

Ya, they don't brown up very nicely in the microwave

**Fitnfirm** · 07-28-2006, 06:42 PM

I dont care if they are albino cookies, they taste darn good

I wouldnt care of they had pink polka dots either, they taste like heaven, watch out Krispy Kreme!!!! There's a new kid on the block!!!

**Blap Blaow** · 07-28-2006, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skelooth

I find they cool faster if you just force them into your mouth.

hahahaha

stonecoldtruth · 07-28-2006, 10:39 PM

I will share my secret to making the cookies even better with you Skelooth

I add 1/2 tsp of vanilla BSL flavoring for every 3 TBSP of cookie mix. This takes out that hint of flax taste and makes the cookies go from amazing to orgasmic

SCT

**skelooth** · 07-28-2006, 10:50 PM

here's my secret recipe:

HALF POUND MEGA COOKIE!!!!!!!!!!

2lbs of mix is gone now LOL!

Arghlita · 07-29-2006, 09:45 PM

I use canned condensed milk which makes them a little softer and I nuke 2 portions at a time in a small, round Pyrex dish so they come out in perfect circles. (3T mix, 1T milk - thinking of reducing it) Also, if you mix it like that it's easy to transport.

Additions:

1tsp walnuts or almonds
or
sprinkle cinnamon
or
drop vanilla, almond or butter flavor

I tried baking them but found it to be messier - if you mix them up with the tablespoon measure my method only dirties one round dish and one tablespoon which is good when you do all the freaking dishes!

dungeonohnine · 07-29-2006, 10:42 PM

I tried making my own too. I used flax, unflavored protein powder, milk, splenda, and milk. NOT THE SAME sadly.

**Pioneer** · 08-02-2006, 06:59 PM

damn these are good. i find that i had an OVERabundence of chocolate chips in my first batch of cookies. it was more like a hersey bar than a CC cookie. but i think i need to chake it up a bit.

still very good cookiest though.

**skelooth** · 08-02-2006, 07:23 PM

My newest thing is making protein butter out of the pb flavored whey.... Crowler is making it way too hard to cut (or way too easy to bulk lol)

Arghlita · 08-02-2006, 08:11 PM

I've tried making my own too... denied! LOL

Seriously though, these are a staple in my kitchen and I am trying everything with them. Most recent experiment - 2T No Pudge Brownie mix, 3T protein cookies, 2T fat free yogurt = Huge, chewy brownie in 50 seconds with limited clean up.

I'm working out reducing the sugar (subing 1T chocolate protein, perhaps?), but I know that even with the No Pudge added I'm still doing better than when the PMS monster used to come around and demand sacrifices of 1600 calorie brownie sundaes. I knew I couldn't be eating those and improving my appearance, but after 6 or 7 days of cravings I would usually give in for my mental health...

And now I don't have to.

My wallet and my waistline thank you!

**Jayelin** · 08-02-2006, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arghlita

I've tried making my own too... denied! LOL

Seriously though, these are a staple in my kitchen and I am trying everything with them. Most recent experiment - 2T No Pudge Brownie mix, 3T protein cookies, 2T fat free yogurt = Huge, chewy brownie in 50 seconds with limited clean up.

I'm working out reducing the sugar (subing 1T chocolate protein, perhaps?), but I know that even with the No Pudge added I'm still doing better than when the PMS monster used to come around and demand sacrifices of 1600 calorie brownie sundaes. I knew I couldn't be eating those and improving my appearance, but after 6 or 7 days of cravings I would usually give in for my mental health...

And now I don't have to.

My wallet and my waistline thank you!

We might have to invest in some for the office, it's me, a weight watcher, and a hippie. And we all cycle within a week of each other. Well, there is Dad too, but he has perma-pms. And damnit, anabolic cookies sound daaaamn good right about now.

Arghlita · 08-03-2006, 05:15 PM

The no pudge + protein cookie combo is between 4 and 5 "points" - I need exact fiber content on the cookie to know, but I'm guessing it has enough flax to knock the point count down. And unlike most low-point food, there's enough protein to keep you happy for a few hours. I'll let you know if the reduced sugar no-pudge pans out - I'm running a 1T no-pudge + 1T chocolate protein powder experiment first to see how much sugar and baking powder is necessary to get it to rise correctly.

But even if my franken brownies don't work, the anabolic cookie mix alone is still *awesome* for PMS cravings.

07-28-2006, 04:29 AM	#1
skelooth eh heh heh Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Behind you Posts: 7,205 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 158	I hate you I can't keep my mouth off these anabolic cookies. They're just... amazing. I make six cookies at a time and nuke em for 1 min 45 sec.... then i immediately pop them off the plate onto a paper plate to cool for less than a minute. Then they are moist, gooey, and delicious. I will be honest with you. The past few weeks I have been trying to mimick your cookie recipe, and I can't get it right. Even my best attempts came out very dry and hard to swallow, lacking the flavor of your cookie mix recipe. I'm having daydreams about formulating a diet based on nothing but anabolic cookies and fish oil capsules. This is all your fault. I'm like a cookieholic. And with 10g of protein in each cookie I'm going to end up taking ronnie's olympia title. You should be ashamed. stonecoldtruth said he prepares them a certain way... I must find out.... __________________ R I P

07-28-2006, 06:40 AM	#2
Jayelin IronMass Vip Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Middletown, Ohio Posts: 791 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 28	So, when exactly does this involve you driving to ohio for a personal delivery? I don't see that in this post anywhere... __________________ George Orwell was double plus right.

07-28-2006, 06:30 PM	#8
Jayelin IronMass Vip Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Middletown, Ohio Posts: 791 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 28	Ya, they don't brown up very nicely in the microwave __________________ George Orwell was double plus right.

07-28-2006, 10:39 PM	#11
stonecoldtruth IMPC Contestant Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Sioux Falls, SD Posts: 535 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 12	I will share my secret to making the cookies even better with you Skelooth I add 1/2 tsp of vanilla BSL flavoring for every 3 TBSP of cookie mix. This takes out that hint of flax taste and makes the cookies go from amazing to orgasmic SCT __________________ Designer Supplements Board Representative www.intelligentdesignmag.com www.designersupps.com josh@designersupps.com To my fellow MIP competitors :bringiton:

07-28-2006, 10:50 PM	#12
skelooth eh heh heh Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Behind you Posts: 7,205 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 158	here's my secret recipe: HALF POUND MEGA COOKIE!!!!!!!!!! 2lbs of mix is gone now LOL! __________________ R I P

07-28-2006, 07:37 AM	#3
Fitnfirm Spanky Doodle ! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Muscle Land Posts: 1,821 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 47	Oh put a cookie in it!!!!!!! Who do you think gave Stonecold the secret anyway??????? Im never telling!!!!!!! Its only for Team Torture Members. Why dont you make Crowlers new cookie cook book, no one has done one yet, and you love to cook and play, it would be good!!!!

07-28-2006, 03:12 PM	#4
CROWLER Pro Stature Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 264 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 5	lol YOU people are FREAKING CRAZY and that is why I LOVE you so much BTW I am going to do a supplement log using USP Labs Product and a bunch of the Anabolic Innovations products including cookie mix, WITH pictures, YIKES now THAT is a scary thought. CROWLER

07-28-2006, 05:00 PM	#7
Peaked_18 a la commode Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 4,247 Recipes: 2 Rep Power: 96	Can you put them in the oven?

07-28-2006, 06:42 PM	#9
Fitnfirm Spanky Doodle ! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Muscle Land Posts: 1,821 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 47	I dont care if they are albino cookies, they taste darn good I wouldnt care of they had pink polka dots either, they taste like heaven, watch out Krispy Kreme!!!! There's a new kid on the block!!!

07-29-2006, 09:45 PM	#13
Arghlita IMPC Contestant Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Northern VA Posts: 299 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 6	I use canned condensed milk which makes them a little softer and I nuke 2 portions at a time in a small, round Pyrex dish so they come out in perfect circles. (3T mix, 1T milk - thinking of reducing it) Also, if you mix it like that it's easy to transport. Additions: 1tsp walnuts or almonds or sprinkle cinnamon or drop vanilla, almond or butter flavor I tried baking them but found it to be messier - if you mix them up with the tablespoon measure my method only dirties one round dish and one tablespoon which is good when you do all the freaking dishes!

07-29-2006, 10:42 PM	#14
dungeonohnine New Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 11 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 0	I tried making my own too. I used flax, unflavored protein powder, milk, splenda, and milk. NOT THE SAME sadly.

08-02-2006, 06:59 PM	#15
Pioneer Moderator Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,726 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 75	damn these are good. i find that i had an OVERabundence of chocolate chips in my first batch of cookies. it was more like a hersey bar than a CC cookie. but i think i need to chake it up a bit. still very good cookiest though. __________________ "A Marine in battle fears disgracing himself by running. He fears not losing his life, but losing his honor. He may not be able to preserve his life, but he can always preserve his honor. That much is within his power... To fear disgrace but not death, to fear not duty but dereliction from duty -- this is courage." -FMFM 1-0 "Leading Marines" pg. 43 Drive on

08-02-2006, 07:23 PM	#16
skelooth eh heh heh Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Behind you Posts: 7,205 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 158	My newest thing is making protein butter out of the pb flavored whey.... Crowler is making it way too hard to cut (or way too easy to bulk lol) __________________ R I P

08-02-2006, 08:11 PM	#17
Arghlita IMPC Contestant Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Northern VA Posts: 299 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 6	I've tried making my own too... denied! LOL Seriously though, these are a staple in my kitchen and I am trying everything with them. Most recent experiment - 2T No Pudge Brownie mix, 3T protein cookies, 2T fat free yogurt = Huge, chewy brownie in 50 seconds with limited clean up. I'm working out reducing the sugar (subing 1T chocolate protein, perhaps?), but I know that even with the No Pudge added I'm still doing better than when the PMS monster used to come around and demand sacrifices of 1600 calorie brownie sundaes. I knew I couldn't be eating those and improving my appearance, but after 6 or 7 days of cravings I would usually give in for my mental health... And now I don't have to. My wallet and my waistline thank you!

08-03-2006, 05:15 PM	#19
Arghlita IMPC Contestant Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Northern VA Posts: 299 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 6	The no pudge + protein cookie combo is between 4 and 5 "points" - I need exact fiber content on the cookie to know, but I'm guessing it has enough flax to knock the point count down. And unlike most low-point food, there's enough protein to keep you happy for a few hours. I'll let you know if the reduced sugar no-pudge pans out - I'm running a 1T no-pudge + 1T chocolate protein powder experiment first to see how much sugar and baking powder is necessary to get it to rise correctly. But even if my franken brownies don't work, the anabolic cookie mix alone is still awesome for PMS cravings.

08-03-2006, 05:40 PM	#20
Jayelin IronMass Vip Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Middletown, Ohio Posts: 791 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 28