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| IronMass Forums Let myself introduce..........myself. Introductions Discuss Let myself introduce..........myself. in the New & Hot Topics forums; The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and ... |
10-04-2006, 02:52 AM
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| IronMass Sponsor Join Date: Oct 2006
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Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 38   |  Let myself introduce..........myself. The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.  .Hey everyone! I'm boyscouT from bodybuilding.com. Blap Blaow referred me  . Oh and i'm also a rep for Serious Nutrition Solutions  .I look forward to meeting you all! |
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10-04-2006, 02:55 AM
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| I destroy property Join Date: May 2005
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Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 0 | Welcome to IronMass .. good to see Blap invited you over .. post Blap's name in this thread: http://www.ironmass.com/showthread.p...610#post172610 so he get's credit for referring you.  |
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10-04-2006, 02:58 AM
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. Nice to meet you Proverbs!PS: Did you get my introduction/joke? It's from Austin Powers . | |
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10-04-2006, 02:59 AM
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| IronMass Sponsor  Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: London, England
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10-04-2006, 03:29 AM
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| Mushroom Cloud Laying....  Join Date: May 2005 Location: Huntington West Virginia
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10-04-2006, 03:32 AM
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| IronMass Vip  Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Middletown, Ohio
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10-04-2006, 03:47 AM
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__________________ Nutraplanet.com for all your supplement needs! ------------------------------ Hangin's too good for 'em! BURNIN'S too good for 'em! They should be ripped into itsy-bitsy little pieces and BURIED ALIVE! |
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10-04-2006, 03:52 AM
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| OM NOM NOM NOM  Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: San Francisco
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Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 129 | Welcome, boyscouT, good to see you here. Are you going to post as much on here as you do over there? |
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10-04-2006, 04:03 AM
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10-04-2006, 04:05 AM
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10-04-2006, 04:46 AM
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10-05-2006, 01:52 AM
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| Gold Member  Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Las Vegas
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10-05-2006, 02:15 AM
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| Silver Member  Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: New York
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10-05-2006, 03:05 AM
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| Amateur  Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: TeXaS
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