Greetings

Gollum · 04-26-2005, 09:30 PM

Hey everybody.

Thanks to Khan's kind invitation here I am. It seems as though he is trying to collect all the Dcers. For what sinister purpose I do not know. But what the hell.

I see a lot of the crew is already here. Late to the party as usual.

**Sholiz** · 04-26-2005, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Gollum

Hey everybody.

Thanks to Khan's kind invitation here I am. It seems as though he is trying to collect all the Dcers. For what sinister purpose I do not know. But what the hell.

I see a lot of the crew is already here. Late to the party as usual.

Welcome aboard! ... sinister evil of a DC site? Naahhh ...

Spread the word, we're growing and quality members is the only thing we're taking!

jimpaul · 04-26-2005, 09:49 PM

Hey Gollum glad you're here to help out!

I just got here recently too.

jim

**antihero** · 04-27-2005, 12:31 AM

great to have you here gollum....

Master Of Puppets · 04-27-2005, 01:15 AM

welcome. I'm not a DCer, but I may start it in the future when I'm a little more experienced. btw, i like the Lord of the Rings movies.

Gollum · 04-27-2005, 09:22 PM

No matter where I go.

No matter what I do.

He finds me.

Ahem...that was "11" reps thank you very much. With a static. So put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Gollum · 04-28-2005, 12:00 AM

Right back at ya ya big galoot.

You're the meaning in my life...you're my inspiration....

Stay away from my freakin forearms I'm cutting and cruising. I cant spare the protein.

**Sholiz** · 04-28-2005, 12:09 AM

Someone say protein?

Gollum · 04-28-2005, 01:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Sholiz

Someone say protein?

Where? Did someone drop some on the floor? The floor is pretty clean, right? The powder is still good, right?

The girl Im seeing right now mocks me. She'll ask me if I want something to eat, like pizza or pasta and then she'll mock my voice saying "Not enough protein". She thinks shes funny.

Gollum · 04-28-2005, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Khan

LOL

You guys are a riot.

The DC crowd is the goofiest bunch of overgrown wackballs on the net. No doubt about it.

**Sholiz** · 04-28-2005, 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Gollum

Where? Did someone drop some on the floor? The floor is pretty clean, right? The powder is still good, right?

The girl Im seeing right now mocks me. She'll ask me if I want something to eat, like pizza or pasta and then she'll mock my voice saying "Not enough protein". She thinks shes funny.

LOL, I've spilled protein powder on the floor ... swept it up, pulled a hair or two out and drank it.

My girl is the same way too, at least she knows summer is off-season and then we can eat whatever as long as I get my prroooteeeeeen.

Oh well, she's a good girl and glad I've got her. She can cook

jimpaul · 04-28-2005, 02:21 AM

I changed this post cause.....

I thought I'd better keep it nice and clean.

Gollum · 04-28-2005, 02:41 AM

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Originally Posted by jimpaul

I changed this post cause.....

I thought I'd better keep it nice and clean.

Well let's see...

We were talking about protein.

Then we mentioned spilled protein.

And females were brought into the picture.

What could JimPaul possibly be thinking?

Shame on you, JP. Here we are having a nice pleasant conversation and you have to ruin it with your smut. Shame, shame everyone knows your name.

jimpaul · 04-28-2005, 04:22 AM

I'm sooooo busted lol. I was hoping I deleted it before anyone could catch on.

Lately the only dirty tales I hear are about the 7 white horses stuck in the mud. God I'm old.

Khan I'm glad I'm not the only Pre-vert here.

Pre is because I only think of what I'd like to do, but they don't always let me.

Gollum · 04-28-2005, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by In-Human

Thats right, JP is an old man, thats kool, when you kids get older like us, being a pre-vert is a compliment...

I need little blue pills just to be a pervert.

jimpaul · 04-28-2005, 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Gollum

I need little blue pills just to be a pervert.

Hey G wasn't that a song that sang about, "Mother's little helper?"

bwahahahahaha

**Sholiz** · 04-28-2005, 11:40 PM

LOL. You guys are hillarious ...

Gollum · 04-29-2005, 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by jimpaul

Hey G wasn't that a song that sang about, "Mother's little helper?"

bwahahahahaha

Dont talk about mothers and my little blue pills in the same sentence.

jimpaul · 04-29-2005, 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by In-Human

JP, Well its actually the little blue pill to help Goll chase those MILFs, oh shit I did now, damn MILFs...

Did someone say MILF thread??

Gollum · 04-29-2005, 10:46 AM

Bah!

I'm more interested in the Milf's daughter.

**Sholiz** · 04-29-2005, 03:34 PM

did someone say daughter?

that fits right into my age bracket.

Gollum · 04-30-2005, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by In-Human

You sick ****, I knew all along you ain't right...

Oh for goodness sake. Look who is getting high and mighty on me.

18 and over only. I'm no cradle robber. The last youngin to fall into my evil clutches was 22. Yum.

But I agree about the second comment. Im a bodybuilder. We aint right in the head.

04-26-2005, 09:30 PM	#1
Gollum Amateur Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 27 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 0	Greetings Hey everybody. Thanks to Khan's kind invitation here I am. It seems as though he is trying to collect all the Dcers. For what sinister purpose I do not know. But what the hell. I see a lot of the crew is already here. Late to the party as usual.

04-26-2005, 09:49 PM	#3
jimpaul Amateur Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 50 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 4	Hey Gollum glad you're here to help out! I just got here recently too. jim __________________ USE ***********.COM FOR ALL YOUR SUPPLEMENTAL NEEDS!! TO GET MY DISCOUNT USE Jat338 Contact Dante at DC@cyber-rights.net for the proper methods of Doggcrapp Training If Dante's unavailable contact Inhuman at In-Human@myway.com Click on the button to feed a hungry person, it takes a second at the most: http://www.stopthehunger.com/hunger/

04-27-2005, 12:31 AM	#4
antihero Gold Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 1,688 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 33	great to have you here gollum.... __________________ ****************** Disclaimer: Information given by me is my personal opinion. It cannot be considered medical advice and does not represent the official opinion of a company that is not a sponsor here. ******************

04-28-2005, 12:09 AM	#8
Sholiz Soldier In Progress Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Michigan Posts: 3,993 Recipes: 3 Rep Power: 234	Someone say protein? __________________ You hear me before you see me, I got King Kong in the trunk

04-28-2005, 02:21 AM	#12
jimpaul Amateur Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 50 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 4	I changed this post cause..... I thought I'd better keep it nice and clean. __________________ USE ***********.COM FOR ALL YOUR SUPPLEMENTAL NEEDS!! TO GET MY DISCOUNT USE Jat338 Contact Dante at DC@cyber-rights.net for the proper methods of Doggcrapp Training If Dante's unavailable contact Inhuman at In-Human@myway.com Click on the button to feed a hungry person, it takes a second at the most: http://www.stopthehunger.com/hunger/

04-27-2005, 01:15 AM	#5
Master Of Puppets Registered User Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 2,007 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 46	welcome. I'm not a DCer, but I may start it in the future when I'm a little more experienced. btw, i like the Lord of the Rings movies.

04-27-2005, 09:22 PM	#6
Gollum Amateur Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 27 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 0	No matter where I go. No matter what I do. He finds me. Ahem...that was "11" reps thank you very much. With a static. So put that in your pipe and smoke it.

04-28-2005, 12:00 AM	#7
Gollum Amateur Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 27 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 0	Right back at ya ya big galoot. You're the meaning in my life...you're my inspiration.... Stay away from my freakin forearms I'm cutting and cruising. I cant spare the protein.

04-28-2005, 04:22 AM	#14
jimpaul Amateur Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 50 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 4	I'm sooooo busted lol. I was hoping I deleted it before anyone could catch on. Lately the only dirty tales I hear are about the 7 white horses stuck in the mud. God I'm old. Khan I'm glad I'm not the only Pre-vert here. Pre is because I only think of what I'd like to do, but they don't always let me. __________________ USE ***********.COM FOR ALL YOUR SUPPLEMENTAL NEEDS!! TO GET MY DISCOUNT USE Jat338 Contact Dante at DC@cyber-rights.net for the proper methods of Doggcrapp Training If Dante's unavailable contact Inhuman at In-Human@myway.com Click on the button to feed a hungry person, it takes a second at the most: http://www.stopthehunger.com/hunger/

04-28-2005, 11:40 PM	#17
Sholiz Soldier In Progress Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Michigan Posts: 3,993 Recipes: 3 Rep Power: 234	LOL. You guys are hillarious ... __________________ You hear me before you see me, I got King Kong in the trunk

04-29-2005, 10:46 AM	#20
Gollum Amateur Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 27 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 0	Bah! I'm more interested in the Milf's daughter.

04-29-2005, 03:34 PM	#21
Sholiz Soldier In Progress Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Michigan Posts: 3,993 Recipes: 3 Rep Power: 234	did someone say daughter? that fits right into my age bracket. __________________ You hear me before you see me, I got King Kong in the trunk