Wow, this supplement is amazing

**skelooth** · 07-23-2006, 03:46 AM

If these claims are true, this supplement is going to revolutionize bodybuilding

In a recent clinical study, CELL-Tech was put head to head against creatine monohydrate. When the results were tabulated, CELL-Tech users gained 880% more lean muscle mass than subjects using creatine monohydrate. CELL-Tech's incredible mass-building formula combines 10 grams of pure creatine monohydrate with exactly 75 grams of pharmaceutical grade dextrose and 200mg of the powerful insulin-potentiating nutrient alpha lipoic acid. CELL-Tech also contains other key nutrients which act synergistically to enhance the uptake of creatine into muscle cells, which leads to dramatic increases in size, strength, and power. Bodybuilders using CELL-Tech are experiencing incredible gains. Some users have gained as much as 10 pounds in as little as 7 days! If you would like to make gains like this and dramatically transform your physique, you need to try CELL-Tech for yourself.

* 10 grams of CREATINE per serving!
* 200mg of insulin-potentiating LIPOIC ACID per serving!
* Scientifically designed CELL-VOLUMIZING agent!
* Powerful HIGH-POTENCY glycemic CREATINE FORMULA!
* Enhances SIZE and MUSCLE-STRENGTH!

Advanced Engineered Creatine Supplementation
CELL-TECH provides 10 grams of HPLC-tested pure Creatine Monohydrate per serving! After ingestion of Creatine Monohydrate, the human body experiences a 50% creatine receptor-cite downgrade, peaking after approximately 6 hours. As a result, large doses of Creatine (up to 10 grams) will need to be consumed over a period of time to maximize cellular uptake. The inclusion of a nutraceutical dose of Dextrose (75g) is the same dosage advocated by the World Health Organization (W.H.O.) for physicians to assess the efficiency of Insulin production in potential Diabetic patients1.. This dosage may maximize Insulin output, which is necessary for optimum Creatine uptake2.. Sports Nutrition experts and trainers alike realize that Insulin is the most anabolic hormone in the body. Once stimulated, it drives Carbohydrates, Amino Acids (protein) and Creatine Monohydrate molecules into muscle cells. For this reason MuscleTech Research & Development has added a powerful Insulin potentiator called Alpha Lipoic Acid which has recently been used in Type II Diabetics to control blood glucose4.. Based on Preliminary research results, this substance appears to boost the Insulin-signaling pathway within the muscle-cell5.. MuscleTech Reasearch & Development has addid Chromium Picolinate, Potassium, Phosphates, Taurine, Ascorbic Acid, and Magnesium to further potentiate the actions of Insulin transport and muscle cell contraction.

Osmotic Acceleration Technology
The birth of Osmotic Acceleration Technology, is based on a ground breaking research study performed at the University of Toronto. This study will not only change the way Creatine Monohydrate is consumed, but also how all post workout drinks are created. This study demonstrated that by mixing a particular amount of water with a carbohydrate solution you can vastly increase the speed at which the carbohydrates (and Creatine if present) enter the bloodstream7., and subsequently the muscle tissue through the actions of Insulin and GLUT-4. MuscleTech Research & Development is proud to introduce CELL-TECH, the first Creatine delivery system to take advantage of the manipulation of osmolality (concentration) to increase Creatine absorption and glycogen storage which is essential for recovery and maximum cell volumization after a hard training session. In developing Osmotic Acceleration Technology, we have even considered the dissolving properties of Creatine.

I'm sorry but this is just too hilarious to look at the before and after photos, and the IFBB pros talking about their outrageous gains on it

If I put creatine, ALA, and dextrose in a container that has a pic of an IFBB pro, can I sell mine for 12 dollars a pound too?

**antihero** · 07-23-2006, 03:50 AM

omg...im gonna have to stock up....im gonna buy so much ill be ronnie coleman in like 2 weeks.....

**Jayhawkk** · 07-23-2006, 04:08 AM

I stopped reading bb mags because of this crap. I'm tired of them marketing a product with a guy in a lab coat and a pro bbr saying it was all due to their creatine or protein etc.

**jkeithc82** · 07-23-2006, 05:12 AM

Old OLD news.

**DJSTARER** · 07-23-2006, 04:04 PM

is this a joke skel?

Cell Tech? I think they used to put d-bol or something in it until they got found out.

Brent · 07-23-2006, 04:35 PM

"Using CELL-Tech, I gained 10 pounds of mass in only one week. This stuff is truly amazing!"

**skelooth** · 07-23-2006, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJSTARER

is this a joke skel?

Cell Tech? I think they used to put d-bol or something in it until they got found out.

No joke, that's the REAL advertisement. I can't believe they were able to turn "10g creatine monohydrate, 75g dextrose, 100mg ALA" into what it has become

I think I'd get fat REAL fast off 75mg of dextrose

oh I'd gain "mass" alright.....

07-23-2006, 03:46 AM	#1
skelooth eh heh heh Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Behind you Posts: 7,200 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 158	Wow, this supplement is amazing If these claims are true, this supplement is going to revolutionize bodybuilding In a recent clinical study, CELL-Tech was put head to head against creatine monohydrate. When the results were tabulated, CELL-Tech users gained 880% more lean muscle mass than subjects using creatine monohydrate. CELL-Tech's incredible mass-building formula combines 10 grams of pure creatine monohydrate with exactly 75 grams of pharmaceutical grade dextrose and 200mg of the powerful insulin-potentiating nutrient alpha lipoic acid. CELL-Tech also contains other key nutrients which act synergistically to enhance the uptake of creatine into muscle cells, which leads to dramatic increases in size, strength, and power. Bodybuilders using CELL-Tech are experiencing incredible gains. Some users have gained as much as 10 pounds in as little as 7 days! If you would like to make gains like this and dramatically transform your physique, you need to try CELL-Tech for yourself. * 10 grams of CREATINE per serving! * 200mg of insulin-potentiating LIPOIC ACID per serving! * Scientifically designed CELL-VOLUMIZING agent! * Powerful HIGH-POTENCY glycemic CREATINE FORMULA! * Enhances SIZE and MUSCLE-STRENGTH! Advanced Engineered Creatine Supplementation CELL-TECH provides 10 grams of HPLC-tested pure Creatine Monohydrate per serving! After ingestion of Creatine Monohydrate, the human body experiences a 50% creatine receptor-cite downgrade, peaking after approximately 6 hours. As a result, large doses of Creatine (up to 10 grams) will need to be consumed over a period of time to maximize cellular uptake. The inclusion of a nutraceutical dose of Dextrose (75g) is the same dosage advocated by the World Health Organization (W.H.O.) for physicians to assess the efficiency of Insulin production in potential Diabetic patients1.. This dosage may maximize Insulin output, which is necessary for optimum Creatine uptake2.. Sports Nutrition experts and trainers alike realize that Insulin is the most anabolic hormone in the body. Once stimulated, it drives Carbohydrates, Amino Acids (protein) and Creatine Monohydrate molecules into muscle cells. For this reason MuscleTech Research & Development has added a powerful Insulin potentiator called Alpha Lipoic Acid which has recently been used in Type II Diabetics to control blood glucose4.. Based on Preliminary research results, this substance appears to boost the Insulin-signaling pathway within the muscle-cell5.. MuscleTech Reasearch & Development has addid Chromium Picolinate, Potassium, Phosphates, Taurine, Ascorbic Acid, and Magnesium to further potentiate the actions of Insulin transport and muscle cell contraction. Osmotic Acceleration Technology The birth of Osmotic Acceleration Technology, is based on a ground breaking research study performed at the University of Toronto. This study will not only change the way Creatine Monohydrate is consumed, but also how all post workout drinks are created. This study demonstrated that by mixing a particular amount of water with a carbohydrate solution you can vastly increase the speed at which the carbohydrates (and Creatine if present) enter the bloodstream7., and subsequently the muscle tissue through the actions of Insulin and GLUT-4. MuscleTech Research & Development is proud to introduce CELL-TECH, the first Creatine delivery system to take advantage of the manipulation of osmolality (concentration) to increase Creatine absorption and glycogen storage which is essential for recovery and maximum cell volumization after a hard training session. In developing Osmotic Acceleration Technology, we have even considered the dissolving properties of Creatine. I'm sorry but this is just too hilarious to look at the before and after photos, and the IFBB pros talking about their outrageous gains on it If I put creatine, ALA, and dextrose in a container that has a pic of an IFBB pro, can I sell mine for 12 dollars a pound too? __________________ http://loseover100lbs.com/misc-f7.html

07-23-2006, 03:50 AM	#2
antihero Gold Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 1,688 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 33	omg...im gonna have to stock up....im gonna buy so much ill be ronnie coleman in like 2 weeks..... __________________ ****************** Disclaimer: Information given by me is my personal opinion. It cannot be considered medical advice and does not represent the official opinion of a company that is not a sponsor here. ******************

07-23-2006, 04:08 AM	#3
Jayhawkk Nutraplanet Rep Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,106 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 44	I stopped reading bb mags because of this crap. I'm tired of them marketing a product with a guy in a lab coat and a pro bbr saying it was all due to their creatine or protein etc. __________________ Nutraplanet.com for all your supplement needs! ------------------------------ Hangin's too good for 'em! BURNIN'S too good for 'em! They should be ripped into itsy-bitsy little pieces and BURIED ALIVE!

07-23-2006, 05:12 AM	#4
jkeithc82 Moderating Wizard Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 698 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 13	Old OLD news. __________________

07-23-2006, 04:04 PM	#5
DJSTARER eating more folate... Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: State College, PA Posts: 4,041 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 114	is this a joke skel? Cell Tech? I think they used to put d-bol or something in it until they got found out. __________________ My philosophies on training: "Extreme training yields extreme results" "Just because you can, does not mean you should" "The best program is the one you are not doing" Penn State Powerlifting-181 lb weightclass PGA Professional of America Current Stats: 474 Squat 601 Deadlift 320 Bench Goals for next training cycle: 500lbs squat and a total over 1400 in competition

07-23-2006, 04:35 PM	#6
Brent Pro Stature Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: ND Posts: 367 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 6	"Using CELL-Tech, I gained 10 pounds of mass in only one week. This stuff is truly amazing!" __________________ Brent@AnabolicX.com NEW! Anabolic Xtreme Forum!

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