How to NOT squat

**BobThePotato** · 07-25-2005, 03:42 AM

all i have to say is :wtfflag:

http://www.cobraguardcover.com/steve500x2.avi

**schroeder** · 07-25-2005, 03:44 AM

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Originally Posted by BobThePotato

all i have to say is :wtfflag:

http://www.cobraguardcover.com/steve500x2.avi

that is ridiculous. he can't be serious...that is NOT a squat

Vegeto · 07-25-2005, 03:47 AM

Where did you get that from? Why does he not use collars? And Why....Just, why?

**BobThePotato** · 07-25-2005, 03:49 AM

I found the link over at intence muscle and thought i should share it with you guys. He uses the ****ing safteys as trampolines ffs.

**schroeder** · 07-25-2005, 03:50 AM

i'm sure him and all his friends were proud about it too....that's why it's on the internet. he probably brags about that and his "450 lb. bench press" to anyone who will listen, but in reality he couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag

Master Of Puppets · 07-25-2005, 04:06 PM

LMAO! He didn't even go to parallel! :fruity:

MOP

Thing · 07-25-2005, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Master Of Puppets

LMAO! He didn't even go to parallel! :fruity:

MOP

Hell, he didn't even go to 45 degrees much less parallel!!
ROB

**BobThePotato** · 07-25-2005, 08:18 PM

Its to bad the plates didnt fall off and send the bar flying.

HardAce7 · 07-25-2005, 08:47 PM

:bigthumbu That looks both safe and effective

LatsMakeTheMan · 07-26-2005, 03:33 PM

There's this fat-ass highschool football player at my gym who thinks he's the shit because he "squats" over 400 pounds. As you can imagine, he's only going about 6 inches deep. He's even got a personal trainer, which boggles my mind. The trainer does tell him to go deeper, but he doesn't force him too. Any trainer worth his paycheck would FORCE you to lower the weight and do it with good form.

One time though......I was squatting in the rack next to him, using half as much weight. He saw me loading up my bar, and I could tell he was kind of snickering at my "pathetic" weight. Then I proceeded to do some ATG squats, and I could see that it blew his mind. Even his trainer was like "see....that's how your supposed to do it!"

Sorry but that story always makes me smile

**BigZeke** · 07-26-2005, 06:06 PM

That was f'ing retarded. I was hoping one of the plates would come off so that asshole would be in a world of shit.

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Originally Posted by Vegeto

Why does he not use collars?

Collars like clips or like the squat tampons?

LatsMakeTheMan · 07-26-2005, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by BigZeke

That was f'ing retarded. I was hoping one of the plates would come off so that asshole would be in a world of shit.

Collars like clips or like the squat tampons?

Squat tampons?

I know of the "clip" kind, and the "collar" kind that tightens with a screw. Never seen anything I'd describe as a "tampon" though

LatsMakeTheMan · 07-26-2005, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by LatsMakeTheMan

Squat tampons?

I know of the "clip" kind, and the "collar" kind that tightens with a screw. Never seen anything I'd describe as a "tampon" though

Edit: Oh.....it just dawned on me that you might be talking about the foam pad. LOL :bigthumbu

~~Hacking is a Felony~~ · 07-26-2005, 07:37 PM

ROFL!! I just barely clicked on that link ... what an idiot!

**johnsbod** · 07-26-2005, 07:46 PM

What a moron, plates bouncing, 1/4 ROM, jerky movement, too many things to list but OMG!

RaSP · 08-05-2005, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by LatsMakeTheMan

Edit: Oh.....it just dawned on me that you might be talking about the foam pad. LOL :bigthumbu

Yeah. The pussy pad! LOL

*R*

I love being new to a forum... I get to go dig up all the old threads.

**Ikaika** · 08-05-2005, 11:20 PM

no amount of cowbell can save that kid...

Cantide · 08-06-2005, 01:15 AM

Sad thing is, most of us know someone of this type.

Bless their hearts. :nutshot:

ja_ke · 08-06-2005, 04:52 AM

wait.. that isn't what you're suppose to do? :gay:

**DarkFalcon** · 08-06-2005, 05:22 AM

LMAO!! That guy is awesome. :rofl:

07-25-2005, 03:42 AM	#1
BobThePotato Nublarsaurusrex Join Date: May 2005 Location: Calgary//Alberta Posts: 513 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 21	How to NOT squat all i have to say is :wtfflag: http://www.cobraguardcover.com/steve500x2.avi __________________ "Geadelt ist wer Schmerzen kennt vom Feuer das in Lust verbrennt."

07-25-2005, 03:47 AM	#3
Vegeto blameless sinner Join Date: May 2005 Location: Minnesota Posts: 803 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 15	Where did you get that from? Why does he not use collars? And Why....Just, why? __________________ ______________ ________________ ......Busy Training...... __________________ ________________ __________________

07-25-2005, 03:49 AM	#4
BobThePotato Nublarsaurusrex Join Date: May 2005 Location: Calgary//Alberta Posts: 513 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 21	I found the link over at intence muscle and thought i should share it with you guys. He uses the ****ing safteys as trampolines ffs. __________________ "Geadelt ist wer Schmerzen kennt vom Feuer das in Lust verbrennt."

07-25-2005, 03:50 AM	#5
schroeder Der Leutnant Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: tacoma, wa Posts: 884 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 17	i'm sure him and all his friends were proud about it too....that's why it's on the internet. he probably brags about that and his "450 lb. bench press" to anyone who will listen, but in reality he couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag __________________ Live from Baghdad! Ich bin gross und stark!

07-25-2005, 04:06 PM	#6
Master Of Puppets Registered User Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 2,020 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 47	LMAO! He didn't even go to parallel! :fruity: MOP __________________

07-25-2005, 08:18 PM	#8
BobThePotato Nublarsaurusrex Join Date: May 2005 Location: Calgary//Alberta Posts: 513 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 21	Its to bad the plates didnt fall off and send the bar flying. __________________ "Geadelt ist wer Schmerzen kennt vom Feuer das in Lust verbrennt."

07-25-2005, 08:47 PM	#9
HardAce7 Amateur Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 28 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 0	:bigthumbu That looks both safe and effective

07-26-2005, 03:33 PM	#10
LatsMakeTheMan Pro Stature Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 185 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 5	There's this fat-ass highschool football player at my gym who thinks he's the shit because he "squats" over 400 pounds. As you can imagine, he's only going about 6 inches deep. He's even got a personal trainer, which boggles my mind. The trainer does tell him to go deeper, but he doesn't force him too. Any trainer worth his paycheck would FORCE you to lower the weight and do it with good form. One time though......I was squatting in the rack next to him, using half as much weight. He saw me loading up my bar, and I could tell he was kind of snickering at my "pathetic" weight. Then I proceeded to do some ATG squats, and I could see that it blew his mind. Even his trainer was like "see....that's how your supposed to do it!" Sorry but that story always makes me smile __________________ Super Saiyan in training..... My MySpace account....come love me: http://www.myspace.com/eric2080

07-26-2005, 07:37 PM	#14
~~Hacking is a Felony~~ I destroy property Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 4,105 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 0	ROFL!! I just barely clicked on that link ... what an idiot!

07-26-2005, 07:46 PM	#15
johnsbod Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Vienna, Austria Posts: 2,733 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 60	What a moron, plates bouncing, 1/4 ROM, jerky movement, too many things to list but OMG! __________________ Wenn Sie Deutsch sprechen können, posten Sie hier. Misc Perv #69

08-05-2005, 11:20 PM	#17
Ikaika resident degen Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 3,855 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 220	no amount of cowbell can save that kid... __________________ No supplement can make up for the lack of a strong work ethic.

08-06-2005, 01:15 AM	#18
Cantide Amateur Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 52 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 4	Sad thing is, most of us know someone of this type. Bless their hearts. :nutshot:

08-06-2005, 04:52 AM	#19
ja_ke Pro Stature Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Allen Park, MI Posts: 207 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 8	wait.. that isn't what you're suppose to do? :gay:

08-06-2005, 05:22 AM	#20
DarkFalcon I've got a RAGING clue! Join Date: May 2005 Location: dnyc99's cleaning staff Posts: 11,511 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 299	LMAO!! That guy is awesome. :rofl:

08-06-2005, 07:40 AM	#21
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