The Spam and I - A tale of evil meat

ill_shinigami · 11-05-2006, 07:37 PM

It was a cold night, a night of destiny...

I looked in the pantry and noticed that we had a can of meat, a meat known as spam. I decided to fry this magic meat to see what it tasted like, but little did I know what the meat had in store for me. I cooked this meat until it was browned, then placed it on a slice of white bread, placed a slice of American Cheese on top, then the other slice of bread, and proceeded to eat this treat of insanity.

At first I was fine, just watching T.V. and enjoying life. Then out of the blue, the meat attacked my digestive tract. O the pain, "Spam Be Damned" I yelled. Later at Perkin's, I was able to take some Alkaseltzer, but that was only a temporary solution, for in the middle of the night when I slept, I awoke, dizzy and nauseated, for I thought I ate the meat... but the meat ate me internally.

In short, watch what you eat, cause there are consequences.

**Ikaika** · 11-06-2006, 02:44 AM

Dude don't knock the SPAM. Cube it, simmer it in a frying pan with low sodium soy sauce and sugar, and serve over rice and pork 'n beans.

Krzna knows what I'm talkin about. It really is amazing. Its the perfect cold-weather breakfast.

**krzna** · 11-06-2006, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ikaika

Dude don't knock the SPAM. Cube it, simmer it in a frying pan with low sodium soy sauce and sugar, and serve over rice and pork 'n beans.

Krzna knows what I'm talkin about. It really is amazing. Its the perfect cold-weather breakfast.

no i dont

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ikaika ... cuttin sux dude ... i want my chili spam and dogs NOW over nice sticky white rice.
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**Ikaika** · 11-06-2006, 07:34 PM

lol i hear that K.

**Trick D** · 11-06-2006, 08:23 PM

ahh Spam the delicacy known around the world other than the mainland US. I eat spam occasionally. I like it camping with some pancakes in the morning. That is terrible that you got sick on it. Just like anything, shit happens. Hope you feel better.

**Jayelin** · 11-06-2006, 08:27 PM

He'll get over it... it's not everyday one consumes meats of evil, but it shouldn't be in his system anymore. Maybe you just caught a bug, I know Bones is sick right now.

Guess the two of you shouldn't have spent all that time making out last week.

**Trick D** · 11-06-2006, 08:53 PM

You really are disgusting... jk

11-05-2006, 07:37 PM	#1
ill_shinigami Amateur Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 31 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 0	The Spam and I - A tale of evil meat It was a cold night, a night of destiny... I looked in the pantry and noticed that we had a can of meat, a meat known as spam. I decided to fry this magic meat to see what it tasted like, but little did I know what the meat had in store for me. I cooked this meat until it was browned, then placed it on a slice of white bread, placed a slice of American Cheese on top, then the other slice of bread, and proceeded to eat this treat of insanity. At first I was fine, just watching T.V. and enjoying life. Then out of the blue, the meat attacked my digestive tract. O the pain, "Spam Be Damned" I yelled. Later at Perkin's, I was able to take some Alkaseltzer, but that was only a temporary solution, for in the middle of the night when I slept, I awoke, dizzy and nauseated, for I thought I ate the meat... but the meat ate me internally. In short, watch what you eat, cause there are consequences.

11-06-2006, 02:44 AM	#2
Ikaika resident degen Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 3,806 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 215	Dude don't knock the SPAM. Cube it, simmer it in a frying pan with low sodium soy sauce and sugar, and serve over rice and pork 'n beans. Krzna knows what I'm talkin about. It really is amazing. Its the perfect cold-weather breakfast. __________________ No supplement can make up for the lack of a strong work ethic.

11-06-2006, 07:34 PM	#4
Ikaika resident degen Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 3,806 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 215	lol i hear that K. __________________ No supplement can make up for the lack of a strong work ethic.

11-06-2006, 08:27 PM	#6
Jayelin IronMass Vip Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Middletown, Ohio Posts: 791 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 27	He'll get over it... it's not everyday one consumes meats of evil, but it shouldn't be in his system anymore. Maybe you just caught a bug, I know Bones is sick right now. Guess the two of you shouldn't have spent all that time making out last week. __________________ George Orwell was double plus right.

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