The Blood Drive ladies pissed me off today.

**Jayelin** · 11-02-2006, 03:24 PM

Last time I gave blood (the only time I've ever given blood) it took them three tries before I got a passing sample on the anemia test, but I was still able to give blood.

This time they tested it twice, on the 15 second drop test, my sample floated, on the centrifuge test, I failed by 1% and they refused to retest it.

Those stupid bitches just didn't want to give me their cookies.

I'm not anemic, I just don't get along with the sun very well.

**Blap Blaow** · 11-02-2006, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Jayelin

Those stupid bitches just didn't want to give me their cookies.

hahaha

~~Hacking is a Felony~~ · 11-02-2006, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Jayelin

Those stupid bitches just didn't want to give me their cookies.

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Originally Posted by Cookie Nurse

THAT'S RIGHT NO COOKIES FOR YOU!!!!!!!!

.....

**Jayelin** · 11-02-2006, 03:59 PM

That's quite accurate actually.

**Jayhawkk** · 11-02-2006, 04:08 PM

I try to give blood and almost everytime something keeps it from happening. Last time I wanted to give blood at the local gym and they told me I needed to rest 30 minutes before giving. I asked why the hell they would go to a gym to find people who are at rest for 30 minutes or longer. Then when i came back they said they were packing up in 10 minutes. Whatever...

The time before that my heartrate was too high. I had just finished running to make it there on time and they wouldn't allow me to sit and rest and retake it. While they may advertise they need blood they forget to say they hire nomral folks who tend to be assholes.

**Jayelin** · 11-02-2006, 07:10 PM

It suprises me that they'd recruit donors at a gym, there are like, 8 questions about steroids, suppliments, needles, and all other kinds of suppliment questions on the form.

A lot of homosexuality questions as well.

**bubba g** · 11-02-2006, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Jayelin

Last time I gave blood (the only time I've ever given blood) it took them three tries before I got a passing sample on the anemia test, but I was still able to give blood.

This time they tested it twice, on the 15 second drop test, my sample floated, on the centrifuge test, I failed by 1% and they refused to retest it.

Those stupid bitches just didn't want to give me their cookies.

I'm not anemic, I just don't get along with the sun very well.

do you take a multi vitamin every day???

that anemia test I believe tests the amount of iron in your blood... I must have alot because when they put my blood in that solution it drops to the bottom in like 2 seconds... I use iron pans, and I eat a lot of Cashews

according to this list of iron rich foods a serving of boiled cockles, and a bowl faggots a day is all ya need... .. http://www.weightlossforall.com/iron-rich-food.htm

**Jayelin** · 11-02-2006, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by bubba g

do you take a multi vitamin every day???

that anemia test I believe tests the amount of iron in your blood... I must have alot because when they put my blood in that solution it drops to the bottom in like 2 seconds... I use iron pans, and I eat a lot of Cashews

according to this list of iron rich foods a serving of boiled cockles, and a bowl faggots a day is all ya need... .. http://www.weightlossforall.com/iron-rich-food.htm

Bowl of faggots? I try to keep my faggot consumption to a minimum.

I know I needed 38% or higher red blood cells, and I didn't pass that. Thats all I know.

**bubba g** · 11-02-2006, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Jayelin

Bowl of faggots? I try to keep my faggot consumption to a minimum.

I know I needed 38% or higher red blood cells, and I didn't pass that. Thats all I know.

I was kidding about the faggots.. not even sure what they are, but I think I recall reading a post where you said your enegy levels were low, and you felt tired a lot... maybe supplementing with some iron will help you out...

Iron is an essential mineral. It is part of hemoglobin, the oxygen-carrying component of the blood. Iron-deficient people tire easily in part because their bodies are starved for oxygen. Iron is also part of myoglobin, which helps muscle cells store oxygen. Without enough iron, adenosine triphosphate (ATP; the fuel the body runs on) cannot be properly synthesized. As a result, some iron-deficient people become fatigued even when their hemoglobin levels are normal (i.e., when they are not anemic).

**Jayhawkk** · 11-02-2006, 09:48 PM

I lie about the homosexuality and IV use just so I can donate

**Jayelin** · 11-03-2006, 01:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Jayhawkk

I lie about the homosexuality and IV use just so I can donate

I knew the wife and kids cop job were just a front.

ill_shinigami · 11-03-2006, 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Jayelin

Bowl of faggots? I try to keep my faggot consumption to a minimum.

I know I needed 38% or higher red blood cells, and I didn't pass that. Thats all I know.

O what ever, You keep your consumption levels high.

**Jayelin** · 11-03-2006, 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by ill_shinigami

O what ever, You keep your consumption levels high.

Ya, I know, I hang out with you, don't I?

ill_shinigami · 11-03-2006, 01:19 AM

Whateva Whateva, all the ladies wants my dragon and my dragonballs

**Jayelin** · 11-03-2006, 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by ill_shinigami

Whateva Whateva, all the ladies wants my dragon and my dragonballs

But all they ever get is your dragon breath.

ill_shinigami · 11-03-2006, 01:22 AM

My breath is minty fresh, and noo lady goes unsatisfied by me

**Jayelin** · 11-03-2006, 01:23 AM

No lady has ever given you the opportunity.

ill_shinigami · 11-03-2006, 01:24 AM

That maybe so, but no lady come, no lady unsatisfied

11-02-2006, 03:24 PM	#1
Jayelin IronMass Vip Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Middletown, Ohio Posts: 791 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 28	The Blood Drive ladies pissed me off today. Last time I gave blood (the only time I've ever given blood) it took them three tries before I got a passing sample on the anemia test, but I was still able to give blood. This time they tested it twice, on the 15 second drop test, my sample floated, on the centrifuge test, I failed by 1% and they refused to retest it. Those stupid bitches just didn't want to give me their cookies. I'm not anemic, I just don't get along with the sun very well. __________________ George Orwell was double plus right.

11-02-2006, 03:59 PM	#4
Jayelin IronMass Vip Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Middletown, Ohio Posts: 791 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 28	That's quite accurate actually. __________________ George Orwell was double plus right.

11-02-2006, 04:08 PM	#5
Jayhawkk Nutraplanet Rep Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,106 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 44	I try to give blood and almost everytime something keeps it from happening. Last time I wanted to give blood at the local gym and they told me I needed to rest 30 minutes before giving. I asked why the hell they would go to a gym to find people who are at rest for 30 minutes or longer. Then when i came back they said they were packing up in 10 minutes. Whatever... The time before that my heartrate was too high. I had just finished running to make it there on time and they wouldn't allow me to sit and rest and retake it. While they may advertise they need blood they forget to say they hire nomral folks who tend to be assholes. __________________ Nutraplanet.com for all your supplement needs! ------------------------------ Hangin's too good for 'em! BURNIN'S too good for 'em! They should be ripped into itsy-bitsy little pieces and BURIED ALIVE!

11-02-2006, 07:10 PM	#6
Jayelin IronMass Vip Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Middletown, Ohio Posts: 791 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 28	It suprises me that they'd recruit donors at a gym, there are like, 8 questions about steroids, suppliments, needles, and all other kinds of suppliment questions on the form. A lot of homosexuality questions as well. __________________ George Orwell was double plus right.

11-02-2006, 09:48 PM	#10
Jayhawkk Nutraplanet Rep Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,106 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 44	I lie about the homosexuality and IV use just so I can donate __________________ Nutraplanet.com for all your supplement needs! ------------------------------ Hangin's too good for 'em! BURNIN'S too good for 'em! They should be ripped into itsy-bitsy little pieces and BURIED ALIVE!

11-03-2006, 01:19 AM	#14
ill_shinigami Amateur Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 31 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 0	Whateva Whateva, all the ladies wants my dragon and my dragonballs

11-03-2006, 01:22 AM	#16
ill_shinigami Amateur Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 31 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 0	My breath is minty fresh, and noo lady goes unsatisfied by me

11-03-2006, 01:23 AM	#17
Jayelin IronMass Vip Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Middletown, Ohio Posts: 791 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 28	No lady has ever given you the opportunity. __________________ George Orwell was double plus right.

11-03-2006, 01:24 AM	#18
ill_shinigami Amateur Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 31 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 0	That maybe so, but no lady come, no lady unsatisfied