Funniest comments you've gotten

Hybrid · 11-08-2005, 08:47 PM

Well, I thought I'd post this in the teen section, but it really could be posted anywhere... Need some people to talk more in here lol.

I'll start it off.... Alot of kids at my school call me steroids or juice because either they saw me with "A bottle with steroids in it" or becaues they think I take steroids.

Today I asked a teacher if I could go to the bathroom, he asked me why I always have to go at least twice during his double period. I said because what goes in, must come out! He said that I shouldn't put so many illegal chemicals in my body.

Also my mom one day told me "Matt!?! You have muscles growing off your back" (She said this all shocked like it was a growth defect).

Figured this would be a good place to post this because of alot of dumbass kids/parents we teens deal with... anyone else got any funny or even just plain stupid comments?

TheBigMastodon · 11-08-2005, 09:16 PM

A bunch of little faggot sophomores call me muscles. It gets to the point where it just gets old and annoying so I have to put them back in line.

-TBM

**Peaked_18** · 11-08-2005, 09:27 PM

"Man is that a tumor?"

TheBigMastodon · 11-08-2005, 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaked_18

"Man is that a tumor?"

Was it one?

-TBM

**Peaked_18** · 11-08-2005, 11:22 PM

lol, yes.

**Grunt76** · 11-08-2005, 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaked_18

lol, yes.

:rofl: :headshake

I get : "You don't want to get any bigger, do you?" and "Well you have big bones, mine are small"... :umm:

~~2Ripped4U~~ · 11-09-2005, 01:34 AM

Wow,You're too ripped for me :p

LaggingBiceps · 11-09-2005, 01:56 AM

After I lost some weight and gained a bit of muscle, people were saying, hey your looking better now. And my friends girlfriend said to me "Hey, are you exercising?" I was like "yeh" then she said "thats good, all you need now is less acne and you'll get a girl" :banghead:

**DJSTARER** · 11-09-2005, 03:59 AM

"And if I just eat that same thing 6 times a day and lift I'll loose the weight?"

**skelooth** · 11-09-2005, 04:25 AM

LOL I love the comments I get from people. Whenever anyone is describing me they hulk up their arms into a most muscular lol... my macroeconomics class was busting my balls that my chicken breasts always stink up the room..... some girl in my math class is like "you eat the WEIRDEST things" but she's cute, so she can bust my balls if she likes.

It's fun being the 2nd biggest guy in the school. One of these days I'm going to bicep pose at a hotty and see what she does. hahahaha.

**DJSTARER** · 11-09-2005, 01:54 PM

"OMG, I can't believe I just got turned down!" - many random girls i don't feel due me justice anymore...

**bigDman** · 11-09-2005, 06:46 PM

i get "your fat" and "your beffy" alot

they also make fun of me for "always" eating and always drinking water

**A.FreeRadical** · 11-09-2005, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hybrid

Figured this would be a good place to post this because of alot of dumbass kids/parents we teens deal with... anyone else got any funny or even just plain stupid comments?

I started working out a year and a half ago. I have gone from a 39" waist to a 34" waist and now have pecs, shoulders, lats and some shape to my legs. My youngest son has been very uncomfortable with his dad making such a transformation.

My 17 year old son and his friends were making "Cro-Magnan" jokes behind my back one day. One of his buddies made a crack within earshot. I asked him if he wanted to arm wrestle me. Of course, he said no and then had to go tell the guys that he was "busted".

I didn't take offense. These guys are nice kids and have always been respectful to me. I am sure I look quite different than their dads.

(I think they meant Neardertal.

)

*

Hybrid · 11-09-2005, 08:02 PM

This was humorous. Last night I went to the doctors to get my physical for swimming, and also to get bloodwork (kidney/liver/testerone check... dunno if the doctor ordered the T check, she also ordered thyroid check cuz she said mine were large) and I started talkin to her about the supps I was takin. She was cool with all of them but after I was done she said "Have you heard about injectable supplements at any of the sites you bought these at?" and I was like "Oh what? Like injecting b6 for energy?... (eerie silence) OH Steroids!!! Yeah, but I dun wanna take them". The way she said it and my answer was so funny. "Injectable supplements.." uhhh b6? LOL

**skelooth** · 11-12-2005, 01:14 PM

In my gym class I was trying to get a harness on and the teacher said "You might have a tough time with all of those muscles getting in the way"

Get er Done · 11-19-2005, 11:58 PM

these are all great! i recall last year in gym class some guy is life wtf is poping out the back of your arm? a delt?.......lmao

Hybrid · 11-20-2005, 12:49 AM

I want to hear more!

I got the comment after I got done with swimming practice.... "Uhhh dude you might wanna check this out, you have a vein like in your shoulder or something" (sounded all like omg you might die)

dbish77 · 11-23-2005, 08:20 PM

I'm an offensive lineman and since I'm 290-300lbs I get lumped in with all of the fat 300lb linemen...until I take off my shirt...HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

datruodb · 11-23-2005, 09:08 PM

You don't want to get any bigger do you? I bet you cant touch your elbows together. Well I tried it and I felt like a jackass when I was like 8 inches from being able to do it. Another 1 was when I was at the Dr.'s office getting a physical. He said my LDL was a bit high. He suggested taht I do some sort of exercise. Since when I told him that I am not active at all. I tild him that I eat whatever I want and I used to exercise about 2 times a week I would "walk around the block a few times". This is when I was in my contest diet last year and my abs were really showing through and I was still weighing like almost 190! I swear I never went back to that jackass. He must have got his degree out of a crackerjack box!

11-08-2005, 08:47 PM	#1
Hybrid IMPC Contestant Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Gibsonia PA Posts: 827 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 13	Funniest comments you've gotten Well, I thought I'd post this in the teen section, but it really could be posted anywhere... Need some people to talk more in here lol. I'll start it off.... Alot of kids at my school call me steroids or juice because either they saw me with "A bottle with steroids in it" or becaues they think I take steroids. Today I asked a teacher if I could go to the bathroom, he asked me why I always have to go at least twice during his double period. I said because what goes in, must come out! He said that I shouldn't put so many illegal chemicals in my body. Also my mom one day told me "Matt!?! You have muscles growing off your back" (She said this all shocked like it was a growth defect). Figured this would be a good place to post this because of alot of dumbass kids/parents we teens deal with... anyone else got any funny or even just plain stupid comments? __________________ If you even dream about beating me you'd better wake up and apologize - Muhammad Ali

11-08-2005, 09:16 PM	#2
TheBigMastodon Pro Stature Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Upstate, New York Posts: 201 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 5	A bunch of little faggot sophomores call me muscles. It gets to the point where it just gets old and annoying so I have to put them back in line. -TBM __________________ TrueProtein.com Discount Code: TBM333 *Trainee Under TheBigMastodon* Check out my DoggCrapp Journal you pussy! http://ironmass.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4742

11-09-2005, 03:59 AM	#9
DJSTARER eating more folate... Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: State College, PA Posts: 3,979 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 113	"And if I just eat that same thing 6 times a day and lift I'll loose the weight?" __________________ My philosophies on training: "Extreme training yields extreme results" "Just because you can, does not mean you should" "The best program is the one you are not doing" Penn State Powerlifting-181 lb weightclass PGA Professional of America Current Stats: 474 Squat 601 Deadlift 320 Bench Goals for next training cycle: 500lbs squat and a total over 1400 in competition

11-09-2005, 04:25 AM	#10
skelooth eh heh heh Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Behind you Posts: 8,041 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 160	LOL I love the comments I get from people. Whenever anyone is describing me they hulk up their arms into a most muscular lol... my macroeconomics class was busting my balls that my chicken breasts always stink up the room..... some girl in my math class is like "you eat the WEIRDEST things" but she's cute, so she can bust my balls if she likes. It's fun being the 2nd biggest guy in the school. One of these days I'm going to bicep pose at a hotty and see what she does. hahahaha. __________________

11-09-2005, 01:54 PM	#11
DJSTARER eating more folate... Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: State College, PA Posts: 3,979 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 113	"OMG, I can't believe I just got turned down!" - many random girls i don't feel due me justice anymore... __________________ My philosophies on training: "Extreme training yields extreme results" "Just because you can, does not mean you should" "The best program is the one you are not doing" Penn State Powerlifting-181 lb weightclass PGA Professional of America Current Stats: 474 Squat 601 Deadlift 320 Bench Goals for next training cycle: 500lbs squat and a total over 1400 in competition

11-08-2005, 09:27 PM	#3
Peaked_18 a la commode Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 4,297 Recipes: 2 Rep Power: 96	"Man is that a tumor?"

11-08-2005, 11:22 PM	#5
Peaked_18 a la commode Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 4,297 Recipes: 2 Rep Power: 96	lol, yes.

11-09-2005, 01:34 AM	#7
~~2Ripped4U~~ Banned Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: NY Posts: 1,463 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 0	Wow,You're too ripped for me :p

11-09-2005, 01:56 AM	#8
LaggingBiceps Pro Stature Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 246 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 5	After I lost some weight and gained a bit of muscle, people were saying, hey your looking better now. And my friends girlfriend said to me "Hey, are you exercising?" I was like "yeh" then she said "thats good, all you need now is less acne and you'll get a girl" :banghead:

11-09-2005, 06:46 PM	#12
bigDman is missing heavy pulls Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Maryland Posts: 4,611 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 186	i get "your fat" and "your beffy" alot they also make fun of me for "always" eating and always drinking water __________________ COME CHECK OUT MY JOURNAL

11-09-2005, 08:02 PM	#14
Hybrid IMPC Contestant Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Gibsonia PA Posts: 827 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 13	This was humorous. Last night I went to the doctors to get my physical for swimming, and also to get bloodwork (kidney/liver/testerone check... dunno if the doctor ordered the T check, she also ordered thyroid check cuz she said mine were large) and I started talkin to her about the supps I was takin. She was cool with all of them but after I was done she said "Have you heard about injectable supplements at any of the sites you bought these at?" and I was like "Oh what? Like injecting b6 for energy?... (eerie silence) OH Steroids!!! Yeah, but I dun wanna take them". The way she said it and my answer was so funny. "Injectable supplements.." uhhh b6? LOL __________________ If you even dream about beating me you'd better wake up and apologize - Muhammad Ali

11-12-2005, 01:14 PM	#15
skelooth eh heh heh Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Behind you Posts: 8,041 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 160	In my gym class I was trying to get a harness on and the teacher said "You might have a tough time with all of those muscles getting in the way" __________________

11-19-2005, 11:58 PM	#16
Get er Done Pro Stature Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 169 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 4	these are all great! i recall last year in gym class some guy is life wtf is poping out the back of your arm? a delt?.......lmao

11-20-2005, 12:49 AM	#17
Hybrid IMPC Contestant Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Gibsonia PA Posts: 827 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 13	I want to hear more! I got the comment after I got done with swimming practice.... "Uhhh dude you might wanna check this out, you have a vein like in your shoulder or something" (sounded all like omg you might die) __________________ If you even dream about beating me you'd better wake up and apologize - Muhammad Ali

11-23-2005, 08:20 PM	#18
dbish77 Pro Stature Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 110 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 4	I'm an offensive lineman and since I'm 290-300lbs I get lumped in with all of the fat 300lb linemen...until I take off my shirt...HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

11-23-2005, 09:08 PM	#19
datruodb Pro Stature Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Tulsa, Ok Posts: 326 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 6	You don't want to get any bigger do you? I bet you cant touch your elbows together. Well I tried it and I felt like a jackass when I was like 8 inches from being able to do it. Another 1 was when I was at the Dr.'s office getting a physical. He said my LDL was a bit high. He suggested taht I do some sort of exercise. Since when I told him that I am not active at all. I tild him that I eat whatever I want and I used to exercise about 2 times a week I would "walk around the block a few times". This is when I was in my contest diet last year and my abs were really showing through and I was still weighing like almost 190! I swear I never went back to that jackass. He must have got his degree out of a crackerjack box! __________________ Vanilla Gorilla