Funniest comments you've gotten - Page 2

**bigDman** · 12-21-2005, 01:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Vegeto

Sometimes after I go to a resturaunt with my family and eat a full meal, just as we are walking out to the car someone says "I suppose you're hungry again already huh?" in funny sarcastic voice.

I also get
"how many meals do you eat per day?"
"can you move this for me? It's to heavy for me."

i get those alot

i also get "why did you order 2 meals youll never finsh that" then after im done i smile and they will ethir look in aww, ask why im not fat, or say something smart

**davtown** · 12-21-2005, 01:31 AM

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Originally Posted by bigDman

i get those alot

i also get "why did you order 2 meals youll never finsh that" then after im done i smile and they will ethir look in aww, ask why im not fat, or say something smart

hehe, I was at a restaurant last week and ordered 4 items on the menu, and the waitress looks at me and says, "You know that's a whole lot of food, right?" I just smiled and gave her a nod as my friends told her, "Don't worry about him" :bigthumbu I love having friends that look out for me, although it did take them a little while to get used to it

Hybrid · 12-21-2005, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Beelzebub

you don't want to get bigger, do you?

I get that and, whenever I look at bb sites or when I got my "Made In Germany" DVD I always get "You don't want to get that big, do you!?!"

Arnold450 · 01-14-2006, 10:23 PM

I was getting my physical and my doctor after realizing that i gained 16 lbs in 4 months stared me and asked me if I am steroids, i just laughed, I didnt even answer him.:crazy1:

Top Heavy 101 · 04-04-2006, 11:02 PM

when me and my friends were playing pictionary in class the other day with a subsitute teacher i won the round and my friend got up and sscreamed that he wanted me pee tested for steriods and that if i test postive that i am automatically elimanted nd he wins class got a good kick out of it

d_arthur · 04-05-2006, 03:36 PM

The usual:
"You don't wanna get any bigger, you'll look deformed"
"How much water do you drink"
"Why do you need to pee every hour"
"Go on, admit it, you must have taken something..."
"Are you on steroids?"
Also get called muscles occassionaly, but still... it's a compliment!

Last week I was walking down the corridor in school and this kid goes "Do you go to the gym?" I said no. And he was like "WOW!" Idiots, complete idiots!

Jordan×core · 04-06-2006, 02:14 AM

Yeah

I get dude You were so skinny last year....what happened?

and "Dude Lay off the roids man"

**The Chosen One** · 04-06-2006, 07:15 PM

Well my dad is a monster, so he always teases me commenting on how scrawny I am and stuff. But at school..
I was walking down the hall way one time, and I walk by this Donovan Jackson kid, and he punches me in the stomach as hard as he can, I didn't see it coming at all so I flexed like JUST as he hit, and just kept walking down the hall in the opposite direction of him, as did he. Then later that day i'm chilling with one of my friends and he's friends with Don, he's like "Ayo, 'dat Jackson nigga' says 'dat he punched you in 'da stomach an' he said it be like hittin' a ****in' brick wall."
Another time I was really ****ing pissed off at school so I grabbed this guy by his collar and lifted him up with one arm and slammed his back into the wall and started yelling in his face for about 20 seconds then dropped him, an everyone was saying "'Roid rage, 'roid rage..."

~~2Ripped4U~~ · 04-06-2006, 07:41 PM

LOL the comments I get on my whey...

This one girl asked if she could have a glass, thought it was just like chocolate milk, until she tasted it.

Master Of Puppets · 04-07-2006, 01:31 AM

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Originally Posted by 2Ripped4U

LOL the comments I get on my whey...

This one girl asked if she could have a glass, thought it was just like chocolate milk, until she tasted it.

LMAO

MOP

**Grunt76** · 04-07-2006, 04:25 AM

At the gym, pulling my water bottle out of my bag: "What's in it?"

One girl I got said to me "You're nice and good-looking but too big. I prefer slim men." We did it anyways, and a few consecutive dates she said that. We remained friends. One day a buddy of mine, who is a professional model, meets her. Later I asked how she liked him. She replied: "Cute face, but way too scrawny". :rofl:

2 HUGE · 09-08-2007, 12:56 AM

I actually got this one on my bodybuilding.com profile

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Dude, you are a friggin TANK! I think you could murder small children with thos arms, especially if they violate your property. Use the beastly swan arms bro! You rock old school!

deathsentance · 09-08-2007, 01:27 AM

i had an old teacher come over from last year and my friend said i was the next aronald and the teach said yah he got pumped over the summer i mean look at his chest and arms lol rad

deathsentance · 12-31-2007, 02:27 AM

i got asked to put my elbows together and i couldnt do it wasnt even close then i got asked to touch my head with my arm at 90 degrees and couldnt do it. I also get picked on cause i cant scratch my own back lol. My girlfriend is always saying how comfortbale i am to lay and snuggle with. and i get told i give the best hugs in the world all the time i acually had one randomgirl didnt even know her comes up to me and asks for a hug she was pretty nice looking so i gave her one and she fliped and said " your hugs are from god himself ugggg i just want toummm lets hug again" ii thought that was hilarious

MidwestMonster · 12-31-2007, 07:32 AM

LOL I got a good laugh in the other day.
I went into Vitamin World, and one of the sales person comes over and says, "Hey, nice hgh gut." I had just got done eating, and it did look like hgh gut. But I just stood there for a second and just laughed.

Ryan Lachance · 06-06-2008, 05:24 AM

I get the ones from my family about being a bottomless pit and other eating things. Also when I'm working out my biceps I get a vein that shows a little there and some people think its weird.

**Ikaika** · 06-06-2008, 06:51 AM

Not a funny comment, but when I got on a treadmill after training chest today I was really pumped up from doing cable crosses. There is a girl on the treadmill next to mine, and when I walk up she turns her head to look at me and proceeds to fall off the treadmill.

She wasn't hurt, but she was so embarrassed that she took off before I could get her name.

**Grunt76** · 06-18-2008, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ikaika

Not a funny comment, but when I got on a treadmill after training chest today I was really pumped up from doing cable crosses. There is a girl on the treadmill next to mine, and when I walk up she turns her head to look at me and proceeds to fall off the treadmill.

She wasn't hurt, but she was so embarrassed that she took off before I could get her name.

Oh man, that's pretty killer!

04-05-2006, 03:36 PM	#36
d_arthur New Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: UK Posts: 7 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 0	The usual: "You don't wanna get any bigger, you'll look deformed" "How much water do you drink" "Why do you need to pee every hour" "Go on, admit it, you must have taken something..." "Are you on steroids?" Also get called muscles occassionaly, but still... it's a compliment! Last week I was walking down the corridor in school and this kid goes "Do you go to the gym?" I said no. And he was like "WOW!" Idiots, complete idiots! __________________ We're all unique, just like everyone else... We can't help that... We can however be BIGGER Watch: £150 Dinner with the girlfriend: £70 Night out with the boys: £50 The feeling in you biceps after a drop set of bicep curls: Priceless For some things in life there's Mastercard, for everything else there's Bodybuilding.

04-06-2006, 02:14 AM	#37
Jordan×core Pro Stature Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 851 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 31	Yeah I get dude You were so skinny last year....what happened? and "Dude Lay off the roids man" __________________ How did I fail women studies? I love bitches. If there is no enemy there is no fight...if there is no fight there is no victor...if there is no victor there is no crown.....now we have a enemy we have a fight and we will win the crown.

09-08-2007, 01:27 AM	#43
deathsentance Amateur Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: GA Posts: 88 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 9	Re: Funniest comments you've gotten i had an old teacher come over from last year and my friend said i was the next aronald and the teach said yah he got pumped over the summer i mean look at his chest and arms lol rad __________________ Current Goals: Bench= 315 squat= 400 deadlift= over 400

12-31-2007, 02:27 AM	#44
deathsentance Amateur Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: GA Posts: 88 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 9	Re: Funniest comments you've gotten i got asked to put my elbows together and i couldnt do it wasnt even close then i got asked to touch my head with my arm at 90 degrees and couldnt do it. I also get picked on cause i cant scratch my own back lol. My girlfriend is always saying how comfortbale i am to lay and snuggle with. and i get told i give the best hugs in the world all the time i acually had one randomgirl didnt even know her comes up to me and asks for a hug she was pretty nice looking so i gave her one and she fliped and said " your hugs are from god himself ugggg i just want toummm lets hug again" ii thought that was hilarious __________________ Current Goals: Bench= 315 squat= 400 deadlift= over 400

12-31-2007, 07:32 AM	#45
MidwestMonster New Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 5 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 0	Re: Funniest comments you've gotten LOL I got a good laugh in the other day. I went into Vitamin World, and one of the sales person comes over and says, "Hey, nice hgh gut." I had just got done eating, and it did look like hgh gut. But I just stood there for a second and just laughed.

01-14-2006, 10:23 PM	#34
Arnold450 New Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: NJ Posts: 1 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 0	I was getting my physical and my doctor after realizing that i gained 16 lbs in 4 months stared me and asked me if I am steroids, i just laughed, I didnt even answer him.:crazy1:

04-04-2006, 11:02 PM	#35
Top Heavy 101 New Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 3 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 0	when me and my friends were playing pictionary in class the other day with a subsitute teacher i won the round and my friend got up and sscreamed that he wanted me pee tested for steriods and that if i test postive that i am automatically elimanted nd he wins class got a good kick out of it

04-06-2006, 07:15 PM	#38
The Chosen One Chief Web Master Join Date: May 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 905 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 668	Well my dad is a monster, so he always teases me commenting on how scrawny I am and stuff. But at school.. I was walking down the hall way one time, and I walk by this Donovan Jackson kid, and he punches me in the stomach as hard as he can, I didn't see it coming at all so I flexed like JUST as he hit, and just kept walking down the hall in the opposite direction of him, as did he. Then later that day i'm chilling with one of my friends and he's friends with Don, he's like "Ayo, 'dat Jackson nigga' says 'dat he punched you in 'da stomach an' he said it be like hittin' a **in' brick wall." Another time I was really **ing pissed off at school so I grabbed this guy by his collar and lifted him up with one arm and slammed his back into the wall and started yelling in his face for about 20 seconds then dropped him, an everyone was saying "'Roid rage, 'roid rage..."

04-06-2006, 07:41 PM	#39
~~2Ripped4U~~ Banned Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: NY Posts: 1,463 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 0	LOL the comments I get on my whey... This one girl asked if she could have a glass, thought it was just like chocolate milk, until she tasted it.

06-06-2008, 05:24 AM	#46
Ryan Lachance New Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 20 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 0	Re: Funniest comments you've gotten I get the ones from my family about being a bottomless pit and other eating things. Also when I'm working out my biceps I get a vein that shows a little there and some people think its weird.

06-06-2008, 06:51 AM	#47
Ikaika resident degen Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 3,666 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 214	Re: Funniest comments you've gotten Not a funny comment, but when I got on a treadmill after training chest today I was really pumped up from doing cable crosses. There is a girl on the treadmill next to mine, and when I walk up she turns her head to look at me and proceeds to fall off the treadmill. She wasn't hurt, but she was so embarrassed that she took off before I could get her name. __________________ No supplement can make up for the lack of a strong work ethic.

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