Way down this road, in a gym far away...

**BobThePotato** · 10-03-2006, 05:12 AM

Way down this road, in a gym far away,
A young man was once heard to say,
"I've repped high and I've repped low,
No matter what I do, my legs won't grow"
He tried leg extensions, leg curls, and leg presses too
Trying to cheat, these sissy workouts he'd do.
From the corner of the gym where the BIG men train,
Through a cloud of chalk and the midst of pain
Where the big iron rides high and threatens lives,
Where the noise is made with big forty-fives,
A deep voice bellowed as he wrapped his knees,
A very big man with legs like trees.
Laughing as he snatched another plate from the stack
Chalking his hands and monstrous back,
said, "Boy, stop lying and don't say you've forgotten,
The trouble with you is you ain't been SQUATTIN'."

**romanaz** · 10-03-2006, 05:16 AM

damn thats AWESOME

rep points for you man, thats my new favorite. wonder if that can be made into a cadence. :-D

**DarkFalcon** · 10-03-2006, 05:20 AM

See location...

:clapping:

navarone · 10-03-2006, 11:48 AM

haha awsome bro, just awsome

Boomer718 · 10-03-2006, 03:04 PM

Excellent

dukebrown · 10-03-2006, 03:55 PM

It must be an Animal Stack advertisement

**DJSTARER** · 10-03-2006, 04:48 PM

big guy was clearly a PLer

**romanaz** · 10-03-2006, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJSTARER

big guy was clearly a PLer

you assume to much

lawl

AYung · 10-03-2006, 10:47 PM

Very good! Did you write it yourself?

**bigDman** · 10-03-2006, 10:54 PM

no its from a shirt i think. Ive seen it somewere. Either on a shirt or at Animal Pak

AYung · 10-04-2006, 02:20 AM

Quite a bit to fit onto a shirt, so probably Animal.

navarone · 10-04-2006, 07:11 PM

if thats on a shirt i want that shirt!

**bigDman** · 10-04-2006, 10:03 PM

http://www.cafepress.com/getbig/85823

**romanaz** · 10-05-2006, 12:22 AM

noice

great site, I'm getting some of those shirts

AYung · 10-05-2006, 01:44 AM

Didn't think they existed, those shirts are sweet!

navarone · 10-05-2006, 03:08 PM

Well thank you muchly, I shall be puttin in me order

10-03-2006, 05:12 AM	#1
BobThePotato Nublarsaurusrex Join Date: May 2005 Location: Calgary//Alberta Posts: 513 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 21	Way down this road, in a gym far away... Way down this road, in a gym far away, A young man was once heard to say, "I've repped high and I've repped low, No matter what I do, my legs won't grow" He tried leg extensions, leg curls, and leg presses too Trying to cheat, these sissy workouts he'd do. From the corner of the gym where the BIG men train, Through a cloud of chalk and the midst of pain Where the big iron rides high and threatens lives, Where the noise is made with big forty-fives, A deep voice bellowed as he wrapped his knees, A very big man with legs like trees. Laughing as he snatched another plate from the stack Chalking his hands and monstrous back, said, "Boy, stop lying and don't say you've forgotten, The trouble with you is you ain't been SQUATTIN'." __________________ "Geadelt ist wer Schmerzen kennt vom Feuer das in Lust verbrennt."

10-03-2006, 11:48 AM	#4
navarone Pro Stature Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 930 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 50	haha awsome bro, just awsome __________________ Obsessed is a word the lazy use to describe the dedicated Stats: Weight: Between 200-205 depending on the day Bench: 265X5 atm. Squat: 360X5 atm.. Higest Ever 435 Deadlift: 420X3 Waist: 34 Arms: 17.5 cold . Pics Finally! http://www.ironmass.com/f16/nav-s-1-...ulk-12947.html

10-03-2006, 03:55 PM	#6
dukebrown IMPC Contestant Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 115 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 4	It must be an Animal Stack advertisement __________________ If you aint sweatin you aint workin If you aint hurting you aint growin shsumofo@cyber-rights.net

10-03-2006, 04:48 PM	#7
DJSTARER eating more folate... Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: State College, PA Posts: 4,041 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 114	big guy was clearly a PLer __________________ My philosophies on training: "Extreme training yields extreme results" "Just because you can, does not mean you should" "The best program is the one you are not doing" Penn State Powerlifting-181 lb weightclass PGA Professional of America Current Stats: 474 Squat 601 Deadlift 320 Bench Goals for next training cycle: 500lbs squat and a total over 1400 in competition

10-03-2006, 10:47 PM	#9
AYung IMPC Contestant Join Date: May 2005 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Canada Posts: 2,282 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 41	Very good! Did you write it yourself? __________________ Clean Bulking Journal http://www.ironmass.com/showthread.php?t=9546 Max Lifts Bench: 155 x 6 Deadlift: 315 x 6 Squat: 245 x 6 1 Rep Max Lifts Bench: 180 - Tested Deadlift: 365 - Tested Squat: 285 - Estimated TOTAL: 831 @ 156lbs Eddie Guerrero (1967-2005, R.I.P.) You'll always be loved and remembered.

10-03-2006, 05:20 AM	#3
DarkFalcon I've got a RAGING clue! Join Date: May 2005 Location: dnyc99's cleaning staff Posts: 11,511 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 299	See location... :clapping:

10-03-2006, 03:04 PM	#5
Boomer718 Pro Stature Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 180 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 6	Excellent

10-04-2006, 02:20 AM	#11
AYung IMPC Contestant Join Date: May 2005 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Canada Posts: 2,282 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 41	Quite a bit to fit onto a shirt, so probably Animal. __________________ Clean Bulking Journal http://www.ironmass.com/showthread.php?t=9546 Max Lifts Bench: 155 x 6 Deadlift: 315 x 6 Squat: 245 x 6 1 Rep Max Lifts Bench: 180 - Tested Deadlift: 365 - Tested Squat: 285 - Estimated TOTAL: 831 @ 156lbs Eddie Guerrero (1967-2005, R.I.P.) You'll always be loved and remembered.

10-04-2006, 07:11 PM	#12
navarone Pro Stature Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 930 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 50	if thats on a shirt i want that shirt! __________________ Obsessed is a word the lazy use to describe the dedicated Stats: Weight: Between 200-205 depending on the day Bench: 265X5 atm. Squat: 360X5 atm.. Higest Ever 435 Deadlift: 420X3 Waist: 34 Arms: 17.5 cold . Pics Finally! http://www.ironmass.com/f16/nav-s-1-...ulk-12947.html

10-05-2006, 01:44 AM	#15
AYung IMPC Contestant Join Date: May 2005 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Canada Posts: 2,282 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 41	Didn't think they existed, those shirts are sweet! __________________ Clean Bulking Journal http://www.ironmass.com/showthread.php?t=9546 Max Lifts Bench: 155 x 6 Deadlift: 315 x 6 Squat: 245 x 6 1 Rep Max Lifts Bench: 180 - Tested Deadlift: 365 - Tested Squat: 285 - Estimated TOTAL: 831 @ 156lbs Eddie Guerrero (1967-2005, R.I.P.) You'll always be loved and remembered.

10-05-2006, 03:08 PM	#16
navarone Pro Stature Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 930 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 50	Well thank you muchly, I shall be puttin in me order __________________ Obsessed is a word the lazy use to describe the dedicated Stats: Weight: Between 200-205 depending on the day Bench: 265X5 atm. Squat: 360X5 atm.. Higest Ever 435 Deadlift: 420X3 Waist: 34 Arms: 17.5 cold . Pics Finally! http://www.ironmass.com/f16/nav-s-1-...ulk-12947.html

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