**** Sugar Free Candy......

SoCo4Fun · 11-26-2005, 07:58 PM

I posted this story on OSB but thought you guys might get a kick out of it......

So I've been trying to shed a few lbs of fat lately (okay more than a few) and I have been eating super clean. Well my wife and I went to see the new Harry Potter movie the other night and decided we would get some sugar free candy to have in the theater with us since we've been so good. We pick out our lovely selection of gummy bears, gummy worms, sour worms, malt balls, and chocolate covered raisins....about 1.5 lbs in all. We sit down in the theater about 30 minutes before the movie started (wanted to get good seats and it was opening day) and start grubbing on our candy. Damn was it good. Well about 30 minutes into the movie I start to get REALLY gassy. You know the painful ones....I'm being realy sneaky like and letting them slip during really loud parts of the movie. After a while it turned into something more than just gas....After a very fast run to the restroom and a very close call to dropping a load in my jeans I let the nastiest shit go in the movie bathroom. I spent quite a while in there and missed a good portion of the movie and spent the rest of the night with a stomach ache. Once I got home I did a little reading on malitol (sugar alcohol used in this candy)

moral of the story.....

malitol when consumed in large quantities has a strong laxative like effect.

**Sholiz** · 11-26-2005, 08:02 PM

LMFAO! And I'm going to see Harry Potter tomorrow

Was it any good? ... the parts you did see

**Peaked_18** · 11-26-2005, 08:08 PM

LOL That sucks, I get shitty when I eat chocolate (a lot of chocolate).

SoCo4Fun · 11-26-2005, 08:10 PM

I'm a huge Harry Potter fan (how gay does that sound? haha). This was by far my favorite book AND favorite movie.

**bigDman** · 11-26-2005, 08:14 PM

the movie didnt follow the book close enough i think

it was a good movie though

SoCo4Fun · 11-26-2005, 08:15 PM

The problem is that the book was soooo long that it had to be cut significantly shorter to be able to make it a decent length movie.

~~2Ripped4U~~ · 11-26-2005, 08:16 PM

lmao,thats kinda sucks...

pammiejoe6 · 11-26-2005, 08:56 PM

YUP...sugar alcohols are the devil...

I say get a Lindt Chocolate bar and enjoy! Id MUCH rather have a few extra cals onboard than go through the torture of eating too much malitol...hahah...UGH...been there done that...its NO FUN!

BTW I cant wait to see The Chronicles of Narnia! Ill wait to catch Harry on dvd I think...

DarkFalcon · 11-27-2005, 04:35 AM

Holy crap! 1.5 pounds of candy in one sitting? : pukey: You kinda earned that one.

dnyc99 · 11-27-2005, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkFalcon

Holy crap!

Pun intended? LoL

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoCo4Fun

moral of the story.....

malitol when consumed in large quantities has a strong laxative like effect.

Yeah, usually written in very fine print somewhere on the package.

Funny combination Maltitol and H. Potty movies. LoL

I can't wait to see The Chronicles Of Narnia either! :bigthumbu

11-26-2005, 07:58 PM	#1
SoCo4Fun Amateur Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 82 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 3	** Sugar Free Candy...... I posted this story on OSB but thought you guys might get a kick out of it...... So I've been trying to shed a few lbs of fat lately (okay more than a few) and I have been eating super clean. Well my wife and I went to see the new Harry Potter movie the other night and decided we would get some sugar free candy to have in the theater with us since we've been so good. We pick out our lovely selection of gummy bears, gummy worms, sour worms, malt balls, and chocolate covered raisins....about 1.5 lbs in all. We sit down in the theater about 30 minutes before the movie started (wanted to get good seats and it was opening day) and start grubbing on our candy. Damn was it good. Well about 30 minutes into the movie I start to get REALLY gassy. You know the painful ones....I'm being realy sneaky like and letting them slip during really loud parts of the movie. After a while it turned into something more than just gas....After a very fast run to the restroom and a very close call to dropping a load in my jeans I let the nastiest shit go in the movie bathroom. I spent quite a while in there and missed a good portion of the movie and spent the rest of the night with a stomach ache. Once I got home I did a little reading on malitol (sugar alcohol used in this candy) moral of the story..... malitol when consumed in large quantities has a strong laxative like effect. __________________ BLUE-6 - For all of your homebrew questions!** TRIEDIA - The Original Anabolic Discussion Board OFFSHORE BODYBUILDING

11-26-2005, 08:02 PM	#2
Sholiz Soldier In Progress Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Michigan Posts: 3,431 Recipes: 3 Rep Power: 230	LMFAO! And I'm going to see Harry Potter tomorrow Was it any good? ... the parts you did see __________________ You hear me before you see me, I got King Kong in the trunk

11-26-2005, 08:10 PM	#4
SoCo4Fun Amateur Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 82 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 3	I'm a huge Harry Potter fan (how gay does that sound? haha). This was by far my favorite book AND favorite movie. __________________ BLUE-6 - For all of your homebrew questions! TRIEDIA - The Original Anabolic Discussion Board OFFSHORE BODYBUILDING

11-26-2005, 08:15 PM	#6
SoCo4Fun Amateur Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 82 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 3	The problem is that the book was soooo long that it had to be cut significantly shorter to be able to make it a decent length movie. __________________ BLUE-6 - For all of your homebrew questions! TRIEDIA - The Original Anabolic Discussion Board OFFSHORE BODYBUILDING

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11-26-2005, 08:08 PM	#3
Peaked_18 a la commode Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 4,247 Recipes: 2 Rep Power: 96	LOL That sucks, I get shitty when I eat chocolate (a lot of chocolate).

11-26-2005, 08:16 PM	#7
~~2Ripped4U~~ Banned Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: NY Posts: 1,463 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 0	lmao,thats kinda sucks...

11-26-2005, 08:56 PM	#8
pammiejoe6 Pink Members Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: south texas Posts: 4,175 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 85	YUP...sugar alcohols are the devil... I say get a Lindt Chocolate bar and enjoy! Id MUCH rather have a few extra cals onboard than go through the torture of eating too much malitol...hahah...UGH...been there done that...its NO FUN! BTW I cant wait to see The Chronicles of Narnia! Ill wait to catch Harry on dvd I think...

11-27-2005, 04:35 AM	#9
DarkFalcon I've got a RAGING clue! Join Date: May 2005 Location: dnyc99's cleaning staff Posts: 11,511 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 299	Holy crap! 1.5 pounds of candy in one sitting? : pukey: You kinda earned that one.