How to get women by TRICK D - Page 9

**Jayelin** · 05-23-2007, 01:44 AM

Money and exotic jewelry and shoes. No pearl necklaces, please.

**romanaz** · 05-23-2007, 05:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EliteBSU

Rom. that girl is gonna rock your world

haha werd :-D

EliteBSU · 05-23-2007, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jayelin

Money and exotic jewelry and shoes. No pearl necklaces, please.

kekeke, pearl necklace.

damn you want alot. dont you have a boyfriend for that shit, i just wanted to hear a story

**Jayelin** · 05-23-2007, 01:37 PM

Ya, but it doesn't mean I can't try.

EliteBSU · 05-23-2007, 04:56 PM

guy gets you all that, be better get more than a story out of it.

dinner at least. lemon murangue pie if the jewlery was expensive

EliteBSU · 05-26-2007, 01:12 AM

babies momma wants to get back with me.

just not sure i want to. i like being single

hard decision

**romanaz** · 05-28-2007, 08:14 PM

Soo alright.

Found out a few things. This girl is DEFINITLY kinky, but, she is very inexperienced with it. She also is a virgin and has this idea that if I finger her, she won't be a virgin anymore.

I gotta find a way to convince her, I mean, its for her benefit anyhow.

anyhow I gotta go meet her father and sister.

fun!!

Trick D · 05-28-2007, 09:07 PM

Oh shit... I have heard girls say that oral sex is sex (Drives me ****ing nuts), but haven't heard the finger one yet. Goodluck with that. Tell her that Bill Clinton, the best president and sex expert, said that sexual intercourse is sex. Dick to pussy sex. I agree with Bill Clinton.

**romanaz** · 05-29-2007, 04:01 AM

Yeah, I'm working on how to word it so she gets it. I agree with Clinton to in that aspect.

I'm still working on her with the reciprocation aspect. she's never touched or seen a dick before. the only time was a few nights ago when I got a little something but it was through my jeans.

a challenge I'm willing to take on :-D

Trick D · 05-29-2007, 04:19 AM

Lol... I always liked the challenge back in the day. Goodluck... just take it moderately slow and show that you care about her a lot.

**romanaz** · 05-29-2007, 04:24 AM

word.

its all good

EliteBSU · 05-29-2007, 12:00 PM

Tell her fingering and oral are sexual acts. intercourse is sex organ to sex organ.

when i scratch my ass, i dont consider it foreplay to butt****ing myself

**Peaked_18** · 05-29-2007, 12:32 PM

Testamonial:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe Budden

Hey, do you want to know how to get more lady friends?

Well, I remember I used to not be able to talk to any girls or get any dates, and look at me now!

Now I got all the ladies, thanks to Trick D's How to get women thread here at Iron Mass. I'm having the best time of my life and the best sex of my life.

Thanks Trick D

I thought of a way to get Iron Mass out there.

Trick D · 05-29-2007, 02:09 PM

LOL @ Peaked... good analogy Elite...

**romanaz** · 05-29-2007, 03:48 PM

nice one peaked haha

**romanaz** · 06-03-2007, 02:49 PM

real question from my girlfriend:

"where do you ejaculate from?"

no joke

Trick D · 06-03-2007, 03:19 PM

wow, she even called it ejaculate. Hmm... I am hoping you can answer this one Rom.

Master Of Puppets · 06-03-2007, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by romanaz

real question from my girlfriend:

"where do you ejaculate from?"

no joke

response:

"here let me demonstrate"

MOP

**romanaz** · 06-04-2007, 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Master Of Puppets

response:

"here let me demonstrate"

MOP

pretty much what I did, but I was stunned when she said that.

Master Of Puppets · 06-04-2007, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by romanaz

pretty much what I did, but I was stunned when she said that.

lol you shoulda been like, "pssht you're such a n00b"

MOP

**Peaked_18** · 06-04-2007, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Master Of Puppets

lol you shoulda been like, "pssht you're such a n00b"

MOP

That's why your in this thread...

**romanaz** · 06-07-2007, 02:49 AM

alright, so lately, I've been having some problems with my girl. Not like little things, and I'm working myself up to on Friday (if I see her) to talk about it. I mean, this is the kinda stuff where I might end up breaking up with her by the end of the night if it doesn't go well. I'm going to list the things that are bothering me, and if you guys can give me your thoughts on what I should say or anything, or if you think I'm in the wrong for saying what I am. Anyhow, here it is, in no order:

-I think she is trying to change me to what SHE wants
-She takes everything way to seriously. I can be obvious about teasing her, and she takes it serious and gets mad at me, over little stupid stuff like she burped and I said "you pig." and waited a bit, she laughed and then I said "your such a big fat smelly pig" and I MADE it CLEAR that it was a joke, not to be taken seriously and she got mad "Don't call me smelly, i take offense to that."
-She is a total killjoy. We were at a Rose Garden park in her area, and there was a playground, so I jumped up on it and said "cmon lets go down the slide" and she starts going off on how the sign says that its for kids 12 and under and how she did a report 2 semesters ago about how its dangerous for adults to play on the playground if there is kids around (for the record, there was 3 kids there, playing on the other side of the playground). She wouldn't stop bitching about it because I wanted to have fun.
-She doesn't like being outdoors. Her reasonings include not wanting to get tan, bugs, and overall just not liking being outdoors.
-She is clingy. If I'm driving (which I always am b/c she isn't allowed to since she SUCKS at it), she HAS to hold my hand. If we are walking, she HAS to hold my hand. Me, her and a few of my friends went bowling one night, and she wouldn't bowl because she doesn't like bowling, and everytime I came back down, I couldn't stand, I had to sit down and keep my arm around her.
-She doesn't like kissing with tongue. So technically I don't really make out with her.
-She doesn't want me to look at porn anymore, because she believes that she should be enough to please me. I find it hypocritical that she thinks she should be enough to please me when all she does is give me a handjob, and a bad one at that. She won't have sex before marriage and won't be seen completely naked because it will ruin her "sweet and innocent look." Thats her reasoning for BOTH of those last two things. When I said, who cares what others think of you, thats being shallow (it is), she comes back saying that she is going to be a teacher and it matters. Doesn't explain it further then that.
-Won't let anyone finger her because that will make her not a virgin anymore.

I think thats all, really. I know I'm going to talk to her about all of it, and try and make a point and get it through to her, that I don't think we are really that compatible.

edit:

another thing:
-I usually pay (not all the time, but sometimes) for things, and when I do, I don't say anything similar to "don't spend to much or anything." Well, last night she paid for the meal @ sheetz, and when I was making my custom cheeseburger, and got to the extra meat menu (1/3lb patty aint enuff, seriously), she told me before I had a chance to say anything "no extra meat, your spending to much." It was ****ing 59 CENTS. Deal with it, I never bitched about her ordering anything expensive.

**Succio** · 06-07-2007, 06:28 AM

a hand job huh?? how much does that pay??
ask her if she can give me a hand job too, im about to go on summer break

builtbeast · 06-07-2007, 07:41 AM

Dump her.

Trick D · 06-07-2007, 03:32 PM

Well, I normally give the 3 strikes rule.'

If I just meet someone, and we start hanging out, and all the sudden she does something I don't like, she is gone

If I meet someone and we have been on about 5 dates and things are going well, and there is somethign I don't like, I will tell her that I don't like it and give her a second strike.

To give someone a third or a fourth strike they have to have been with me for months if not years, it would have to be minor shit that is easily correctable, and she must want to fix it.

Sounds like to me that there are many strikes up there.

**BigZeke** · 06-08-2007, 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by romanaz

-I think she is trying to change me to what SHE wants

Dump her

Quote:

-She takes everything way to seriously. I can be obvious about teasing her, and she takes it serious and gets mad at me, over little stupid stuff like she burped and I said "you pig." and waited a bit, she laughed and then I said "your such a big fat smelly pig" and I MADE it CLEAR that it was a joke, not to be taken seriously and she got mad "Don't call me smelly, i take offense to that."

I've had girls freak on me for that too, my advice? Dump her

Quote:

-She is a total killjoy. We were at a Rose Garden park in her area, and there was a playground, so I jumped up on it and said "cmon lets go down the slide" and she starts going off on how the sign says that its for kids 12 and under and how she did a report 2 semesters ago about how its dangerous for adults to play on the playground if there is kids around (for the record, there was 3 kids there, playing on the other side of the playground). She wouldn't stop bitching about it because I wanted to have fun.

Dump her

Quote:

-She doesn't like being outdoors. Her reasonings include not wanting to get tan, bugs, and overall just not liking being outdoors.

Does she put out a lot? If not, no reason to hang around a shut in.

Quote:

-She is clingy. If I'm driving (which I always am b/c she isn't allowed to since she SUCKS at it), she HAS to hold my hand. If we are walking, she HAS to hold my hand. Me, her and a few of my friends went bowling one night, and she wouldn't bowl because she doesn't like bowling, and everytime I came back down, I couldn't stand, I had to sit down and keep my arm around her.

Wow strong insecurity. Does she hold you hand while you bang other chicks too?

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-She doesn't like kissing with tongue. So technically I don't really make out with her.

LMAO!!! (no offense). Have you gotten your knob slobbed from her? If she doesn't like tounge, I doubt she likes a throbbing peter jamming her tonsils

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-She doesn't want me to look at porn anymore, because she believes that she should be enough to please me.

Tell her if she starts sucking your dick you'll stop looking at porn. Of course you won't, but still....

Quote:

-Won't let anyone finger her because that will make her not a virgin anymore.

There's always anal

Quote:

-I usually pay (not all the time, but sometimes) for things, and when I do, I don't say anything similar to "don't spend to much or anything." Well, last night she paid for the meal @ sheetz, and when I was making my custom cheeseburger, and got to the extra meat menu (1/3lb patty aint enuff, seriously), she told me before I had a chance to say anything "no extra meat, your spending to much." It was ****ing 59 CENTS. Deal with it, I never bitched about her ordering anything expensive.

Yeah, dump her.

PS. See second part of sig for more advice

**BigZeke** · 06-08-2007, 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jayelin

No pearl necklaces, please.

I've given my fair share of pearl necklaces and they've always seemed to enjoy them.

**BigZeke** · 06-08-2007, 12:57 AM

Look Rom, I'll give you my advice on what you should do as it seems you really need it. What you need to do is get her to suck you off, I don't care how, just do it. Then, when you're ready to cum, pull out and splat on her face, preferably in an eye(s). After he face has been coated by your man pudding* tell her you guys are through.

*For an added "bonus" do some squats and deads earlier in the day, watch porn all day and right before you two meet up have a 100g protein shake. :evil:

**romanaz** · 06-08-2007, 02:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigZeke

Look Rom, I'll give you my advice on what you should do as it seems you really need it. What you need to do is get her to suck you off, I don't care how, just do it. Then, when you're ready to cum, pull out and splat on her face, preferably in an eye(s). After he face has been coated by your man pudding* tell her you guys are through.

*For an added "bonus" do some squats and deads earlier in the day, watch porn all day and right before you two meet up have a 100g protein shake. :evil:

the 100g protein shake, tsk tsk tsk, thats just rotten... (pun intended).

Honestly, I'm going to tell her basically that its not working and to go cry about it (kidding on the last part, I'm not an asshole).

And about your sig to, I got a few parties this weekend for a friend leaving to go back to California, and if I get the chance, whether or not I'm broken up with her, I'll **** one of the girls there (if they meet my ****-standards).

**BigZeke** · 06-08-2007, 05:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by romanaz

And about your sig to, I got a few parties this weekend for a friend leaving to go back to California, and if I get the chance, whether or not I'm broken up with her, I'll **** one of the girls there (if they meet my ****-standards).

Good, you're catching on already.

05-23-2007, 01:44 AM	#241
Jayelin IronMass Vip Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Middletown, Ohio Posts: 791 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 128	Re: How to get women by TRICK D Money and exotic jewelry and shoes. No pearl necklaces, please. __________________ George Orwell was double plus right.

05-23-2007, 01:37 PM	#244
Jayelin IronMass Vip Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Middletown, Ohio Posts: 791 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 128	Re: How to get women by TRICK D Ya, but it doesn't mean I can't try. __________________ George Orwell was double plus right.

05-23-2007, 04:56 PM	#245
EliteBSU IMPC Contestant Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Minnesota Posts: 473 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 183	Re: How to get women by TRICK D guy gets you all that, be better get more than a story out of it. dinner at least. lemon murangue pie if the jewlery was expensive

05-26-2007, 01:12 AM	#246
EliteBSU IMPC Contestant Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Minnesota Posts: 473 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 183	Re: How to get women by TRICK D babies momma wants to get back with me. just not sure i want to. i like being single hard decision

05-29-2007, 12:00 PM	#252
EliteBSU IMPC Contestant Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Minnesota Posts: 473 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 183	Re: How to get women by TRICK D Tell her fingering and oral are sexual acts. intercourse is sex organ to sex organ. when i scratch my ass, i dont consider it foreplay to butt****ing myself

06-07-2007, 06:28 AM	#263
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06-07-2007, 07:41 AM	#264
builtbeast Großer Moderator Join Date: May 2005 Location: In a very red state Posts: 1,430 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 374	Re: How to get women by TRICK D Dump her. __________________ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arjjb1u64Kc ********.com

06-08-2007, 12:57 AM	#268
BigZeke Bringing Lat Flares Back Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Hell Raisin' and Girl Chasin' Posts: 2,700 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 251	Re: How to get women by TRICK D Look Rom, I'll give you my advice on what you should do as it seems you really need it. What you need to do is get her to suck you off, I don't care how, just do it. Then, when you're ready to cum, pull out and splat on her face, preferably in an eye(s). After he face has been coated by your man pudding* tell her you guys are through. For an added "bonus" do some squats and deads earlier in the day, watch porn all day and right before you two meet up have a 100g protein shake. :evil: __________________ Eat like a horse. Lift like a demon. Sleep like the dead. Only* cheat on girls, never on your workouts My Workout Journal "I like the color red because it's a fire. And I see myself as always being on fire." -- Arnold Schwarzenegger

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