How to get women by TRICK D - Page 8

EliteBSU · 05-16-2007, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Trick D

I don't know Elite, I don't advocate cheating... that just gets you in trouble... but if you are single... go for it...

well we broke up almost a year ago, but kept the between-the-sheets relationship going. now we're going to be parents. and shes still in love with me.

i love being with her, but i dont see his and her towels, victorian with a red door and white picket fense.

but there is some tail up here i want to get with before moving.

hard choice.

**romanaz** · 05-16-2007, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by EliteBSU

wow. crazy about you?

just curious: does she have vision problems?
any ammount of mental retardation and/or ride the short bus?
is she like 12 years old?

j/k bro

but this thread does need pictures

haha, werd pics shall come, have no fear

Trick D · 05-16-2007, 07:41 PM

Lol... pictures would be great...

Elite, Damn you are in a rock and a hardplace... I haven't been in that situation. Maybe you should ask her what she is expecting between you two, and cut ties, other than the mother/father ties... That way you can get pussy without worrying about shit.

**Jayelin** · 05-16-2007, 08:34 PM

Bones took me to Olive Garden for the first time he actually took me out to dinner. The funny thing was we'd been banging for about a month at that point, and going out for two months. The only thing he'd bought me prior to that was coffee.

Trick D · 05-16-2007, 09:11 PM

Bones is a pimp though... I don't think Rom has that much game lol.

**romanaz** · 05-16-2007, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Trick D

Bones is a pimp though... I don't think Rom has that much game lol.

nope, probably not haha

EliteBSU · 05-17-2007, 02:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Jayelin

Bones took me to Olive Garden for the first time he actually took me out to dinner. The funny thing was we'd been banging for about a month at that point, and going out for two months. The only thing he'd bought me prior to that was coffee.

Jayelin said 'banging'

:bed:

Trick D · 05-17-2007, 02:44 PM

Lol... I didn't even see that she said banging... I had to reread the post... lol... it is sexy when the girls talk dirty...

**Jayelin** · 05-17-2007, 03:01 PM

I say banging all the time D, you just never listen to me.

I also call chicks chicks, make dick and fart jokes, and can change my oil, spark plugs, coil packs, and rotate my tires.

And I can do it all in 4 inch heels.

Trick D · 05-17-2007, 03:13 PM

I know you can do that shit... I'm just wondering when you are going to do it for me?

**Jayelin** · 05-17-2007, 04:12 PM

What's in it for me?

EliteBSU · 05-17-2007, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Jayelin

What's in it for me?

we can negotiate. my Service Engine lite came on this morning.
just what i need.

more issues with that pickup

Trick D · 05-17-2007, 05:31 PM

I got a jeep that has given me a ton of problems... it sucks...

Hmm, a lot can be in it for you lol.

**Jayelin** · 05-18-2007, 02:38 PM

I can get bones to snag the code reader for me.

Trick D · 05-18-2007, 07:04 PM

It is actually running half way decent right now... I haven't had many problem lately... Just have an oil leak that is being a bitch.

EliteBSU · 05-19-2007, 12:45 PM

This weekends agenda:

Drive to the cities
See my babies momma
See brothers band practice.
Ask friend for job
Sleep with 34 year old, kinky nasty style
Film a pornographic film (seriously)
More time with Babies momma
Club to flirt with attractive drunk girls
Sleep off nightclub booze with babies momma
Drive back, hopefully fufilled, with a new job, and i can quit Home Depot

05-16-2007, 08:34 PM	#214
Jayelin IronMass Vip Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Middletown, Ohio Posts: 791 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 28	Re: How to get women by TRICK D Bones took me to Olive Garden for the first time he actually took me out to dinner. The funny thing was we'd been banging for about a month at that point, and going out for two months. The only thing he'd bought me prior to that was coffee. __________________ George Orwell was double plus right.

05-17-2007, 03:01 PM	#219
Jayelin IronMass Vip Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Middletown, Ohio Posts: 791 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 28	Re: How to get women by TRICK D I say banging all the time D, you just never listen to me. I also call chicks chicks, make dick and fart jokes, and can change my oil, spark plugs, coil packs, and rotate my tires. And I can do it all in 4 inch heels. __________________ George Orwell was double plus right.

05-17-2007, 04:12 PM	#221
Jayelin IronMass Vip Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Middletown, Ohio Posts: 791 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 28	Re: How to get women by TRICK D What's in it for me? __________________ George Orwell was double plus right.

05-18-2007, 02:38 PM	#224
Jayelin IronMass Vip Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Middletown, Ohio Posts: 791 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 28	Re: How to get women by TRICK D I can get bones to snag the code reader for me. __________________ George Orwell was double plus right.

05-19-2007, 12:45 PM	#226
EliteBSU IMPC Contestant Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Minnesota Posts: 465 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 63	Re: How to get women by TRICK D This weekends agenda: Drive to the cities See my babies momma See brothers band practice. Ask friend for job Sleep with 34 year old, kinky nasty style Film a pornographic film (seriously) More time with Babies momma Club to flirt with attractive drunk girls Sleep off nightclub booze with babies momma Drive back, hopefully fufilled, with a new job, and i can quit Home Depot

05-19-2007, 04:20 PM	#227
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