How to get women by TRICK D - Page 6

Trick D · 02-13-2007, 05:14 AM

Lol...

**romanaz** · 02-13-2007, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by EliteBSU

Want some more?

I told one of the hottest girls at my work i was going to get myself un-suspended and come back to work, and that would be her valentines present. she got all excited that i wanted to be her valentine.... insted i got fired. she almost broke into tears

bahahaha

EliteBSU · 02-16-2007, 05:16 AM

Come on, how did everyone make out for valentines day?

went 9am-10am texting with that little hardbody from my old job.
10am-12 texting with the future mother of my children (she is amazing... i might even claim the kids as mine)
then a couple more called me in the afternoon

Then i became my own valentine, sat around and watched a Leathal Weapon marathon

Trick D · 02-16-2007, 05:44 AM

Damn i didn't do shit... but got the 26 year old coming in this weekend... and a wedding to go too, should be some crashing.

EliteBSU · 02-16-2007, 08:17 AM

this 44 year old i was messing around with says i have to do 'something' for her if i want to use her for a reference.

NEVER MESS WITH A WOMAN YOU WORK WITH, unless you get fired you cannot ditch them

**romanaz** · 02-16-2007, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EliteBSU

Come on, how did everyone make out for valentines day?

went 9am-10am texting with that little hardbody from my old job.
10am-12 texting with the future mother of my children (she is amazing... i might even claim the kids as mine)
then a couple more called me in the afternoon

Then i became my own valentine, sat around and watched a Leathal Weapon marathon

sounds like my day. I texted the chick I had a date with, rescheduled, then this other one started to talk to me, then another. Insane. I'm up to my earlobs with women, and I need to grab one of them!

side note : trick D, I love your sig ^_^

**Jayelin** · 02-16-2007, 04:43 PM

I ran errands all day, got stuck in the snow a few times, watched nightmare on elm street part 2, and went to perkins with my posse.

EliteBSU · 02-16-2007, 05:02 PM

haha, is it a posse of insurance sellers?
"You ate my french fries!!! i'm so cutting off your coverage"

made plans with one of the ladies, if next valentines shapes up to suck like this year. we'll go out together and get new tattoos. she liked it

**Jayelin** · 02-16-2007, 05:05 PM

Actually my posse is called the BSP - stands for Butt Sex Posse.

Because that's what we were talking about 3 consecutive times when a waitress walked up to us one night at Perkins.

Trick D · 02-16-2007, 06:52 PM

Lol... I have to go get some 75% off valentines shit because my 26 year old is coming in this weekend lol. How genius am I?

EliteBSU · 02-16-2007, 08:32 PM

I was gonna pick up some TMNT cards or transformer valentines cards.

thats how i get the ladies.

El Capitan · 02-16-2007, 08:34 PM

I get the ladies by scratching my balls and picking at what little chest hair I have...

Valentine's day sucks.

EC

**romanaz** · 02-16-2007, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by El Capitan

I get the ladies by scratching my balls and picking at what little chest hair I have...

Valentine's day sucks.

EC

vday does suck. every year, it just never seems to work out! specially now that I got this message from facebook:

look, i've been seeing this chap and its getting a tad bit serious. I don't wanna cut you out as my friend but i'd prefer not to hang out with you in a date-like setting.

so, why in hell does this girl say yes to going with my on valentines day to dinner/movie? Why couldn't she just say that in the first place?

women, can't live with 'em, can't get rid of 'em

EliteBSU · 02-17-2007, 02:03 PM

Tell her your fine with just sex. the other kid can talk to her and hold her hand... and you'll take a crack at her crack.

Trick D · 02-17-2007, 03:18 PM

What he said ^

EliteBSU · 02-18-2007, 09:36 PM

Sad, i flirt with alot of girls, and some randomly call me up.

but the only one that calls all the time, sends text and what not is a woman twice my age, who is also a grandmother.

got to work on that younger crowd

**romanaz** · 02-18-2007, 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EliteBSU

Sad, i flirt with alot of girls, and some randomly call me up.

but the only one that calls all the time, sends text and what not is a woman twice my age, who is also a grandmother.

got to work on that younger crowd

I'm better with the younger crowd but I don't go for them b/c its friggen illegal!

02-16-2007, 04:43 PM	#157
Jayelin IronMass Vip Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Middletown, Ohio Posts: 791 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 28	I ran errands all day, got stuck in the snow a few times, watched nightmare on elm street part 2, and went to perkins with my posse. __________________ George Orwell was double plus right.

02-16-2007, 05:05 PM	#159
Jayelin IronMass Vip Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Middletown, Ohio Posts: 791 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 28	Actually my posse is called the BSP - stands for Butt Sex Posse. Because that's what we were talking about 3 consecutive times when a waitress walked up to us one night at Perkins. __________________ George Orwell was double plus right.

02-16-2007, 08:34 PM	#162
El Capitan Pro Stature Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 531 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 15	I get the ladies by scratching my balls and picking at what little chest hair I have... Valentine's day sucks. EC __________________ Current/ goal for end of summer: Shitty life/ improve my life.

02-16-2007, 05:16 AM	#153
EliteBSU IMPC Contestant Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Minnesota Posts: 464 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 63	Come on, how did everyone make out for valentines day? went 9am-10am texting with that little hardbody from my old job. 10am-12 texting with the future mother of my children (she is amazing... i might even claim the kids as mine) then a couple more called me in the afternoon Then i became my own valentine, sat around and watched a Leathal Weapon marathon

02-16-2007, 08:17 AM	#155
EliteBSU IMPC Contestant Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Minnesota Posts: 464 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 63	this 44 year old i was messing around with says i have to do 'something' for her if i want to use her for a reference. NEVER MESS WITH A WOMAN YOU WORK WITH, unless you get fired you cannot ditch them

02-16-2007, 05:02 PM	#158
EliteBSU IMPC Contestant Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Minnesota Posts: 464 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 63	haha, is it a posse of insurance sellers? "You ate my french fries!!! i'm so cutting off your coverage" made plans with one of the ladies, if next valentines shapes up to suck like this year. we'll go out together and get new tattoos. she liked it

02-16-2007, 08:32 PM	#161
EliteBSU IMPC Contestant Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Minnesota Posts: 464 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 63	I was gonna pick up some TMNT cards or transformer valentines cards. thats how i get the ladies.

02-17-2007, 02:03 PM	#164
EliteBSU IMPC Contestant Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Minnesota Posts: 464 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 63	Tell her your fine with just sex. the other kid can talk to her and hold her hand... and you'll take a crack at her crack.

02-18-2007, 09:36 PM	#166
EliteBSU IMPC Contestant Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Minnesota Posts: 464 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 63	Sad, i flirt with alot of girls, and some randomly call me up. but the only one that calls all the time, sends text and what not is a woman twice my age, who is also a grandmother. got to work on that younger crowd