You're a Dead man, Junior!

BeefMan · 07-22-2006, 05:51 PM

thats what this guy said after I laid his ass out

builtbeast · 07-22-2006, 05:52 PM

:clapping:

Trick D · 07-22-2006, 06:09 PM

Please enlighten us...

BeefMan · 07-22-2006, 06:28 PM

well im a bouncer by trade rofl not really whatever..

anyway this douche bag is hassling the bartenders and was threatening one of them and shit like that..

so they call me in and i grab the guy under neath the arm, around the shoulder then with my other arm grabbed his neck..then he goes "you better let me go if you know whats good for ya"

my back up comes (5'11 245lb bodybuilder) and grabs him and kicks him out..but before he came..the guy got out of my hold and tried to duke it out with me..so I lay his ass out with a mad pimp slap to show him hes a bitch.

so after he gets knocked down he proceeds to talk smack and goes "You're a Dead man, junior!" LMAOOOOOO

**Jayelin** · 07-22-2006, 06:36 PM

That's a great story. I love it.

Trick D · 07-22-2006, 06:52 PM

That is hilarious. Hits him with a killer pimp slap.

**Sholiz** · 07-22-2006, 06:55 PM

shoulda stomped on his head and said "Who'z tha bitch NOOWWW!?!"

**skelooth** · 07-22-2006, 07:01 PM

If you ever bitch slap me like that again, you are dead meat junior

And that is the last time I tip the bartender there.

dnyc99 · 07-22-2006, 08:27 PM

LoL SWEEEEEEET!!

dnyc99 · 07-22-2006, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skelooth

If you ever bitch slap me like that again, you are dead meat junior

And that is the last time I tip the bartender there.

LMFAO!!

BeefMan · 07-23-2006, 04:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skelooth

If you ever bitch slap me like that again, you are dead meat junior

And that is the last time I tip the bartender there.

haha the other bouncer i work with goes to me "that was nothing but a bunch of kisses and cuddles"

LOL

**antihero** · 07-23-2006, 04:52 AM

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Originally Posted by BeefMan

haha the other bouncer i work with goes to me "that was nothing but a bunch of kisses and cuddles"

LOL

hahaha

**Pioneer** · 07-23-2006, 06:17 AM

I want to lay someone out. I think it would be a memorable experience to inflict pain and humiliation upon someone I highly dislike.

BeefMan · 07-23-2006, 06:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pioneer

I want to lay someone out. I think it would be a memorable experience to inflict pain and humiliation upon someone I highly dislike.

im a very laid back guy but when someone is threatening to kill one of the female bartenders you gotta go crazy

Ihateeveryone · 07-23-2006, 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by BeefMan

..but before he came..the guy got out of my hold and tried to duke it out with me.. LMAOOOOOO

You had him in a hold that caused him to come....?

**powerman2000** · 07-23-2006, 09:37 AM

Yeah............beating up a drunk is easy.

**Jayelin** · 07-23-2006, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by powerman2000

Yeah............beating up a drunk is easy.

Except that they don't feel pain, that's a bit of an advantage on their part.

**powerman2000** · 07-24-2006, 06:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Jayelin

Except that they don't feel pain, that's a bit of an advantage on their part.

Not enough to outweigh the disadvantages including slower reflexes, lack of coordination and a bad aim.

You are right about the pain factor.

07-22-2006, 05:51 PM	#1
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07-22-2006, 06:28 PM	#4
BeefMan Pro Stature Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 272 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 8	well im a bouncer by trade rofl not really whatever.. anyway this douche bag is hassling the bartenders and was threatening one of them and shit like that.. so they call me in and i grab the guy under neath the arm, around the shoulder then with my other arm grabbed his neck..then he goes "you better let me go if you know whats good for ya" my back up comes (5'11 245lb bodybuilder) and grabs him and kicks him out..but before he came..the guy got out of my hold and tried to duke it out with me..so I lay his ass out with a mad pimp slap to show him hes a bitch. so after he gets knocked down he proceeds to talk smack and goes "You're a Dead man, junior!" LMAOOOOOO __________________

07-22-2006, 06:36 PM	#5
Jayelin IronMass Vip Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Middletown, Ohio Posts: 791 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 28	That's a great story. I love it. __________________ George Orwell was double plus right.

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