bigDman

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you
> whether you are qualified to be a professional.
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> The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you
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> 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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> The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and
> close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things
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> 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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> Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the
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> Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out
> the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your
> ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
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> 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
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> Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You
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> Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly,
> you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
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> 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you
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> Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not
> been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
> This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
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> According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
> professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers
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> several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively
> disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a
> four-year-old.

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Vegeto

I've seen that before and I still only got #3 correct.

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Sholiz

Wow I didn't get one right lol

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davtown

I got the last one right.... I really liked this, hehe

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Slash_

i got 1 right

lol

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DarkFalcon

I got the last 2 after I got the jist of it. I said you chop up the giraffe into cubes for the first one.

Vegeto

Me too, and I felt guilty about my violence after I found out it was incorrect.

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