You might be a redneck Jedi if.....

Pj-Macx · 06-17-2005, 09:46 AM

Posted June 16, 2005 07:28 AM
You might be a Redneck Jedi if:

1 You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
2 Your Jedi robe is camouflaged.
3 You have ever used your light sabre to open a bottle of Bud Light.
4 At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.
5 You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
6 You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
7 The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dad-gum skeeters.
8 Wookies are offended by your body odor.
9 You have ever used the force to get yourself another Bud Light so you didn't miss an interview with any of the Allisons on CMT.
10 You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.
11 Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, boy come on over to the dark
side...it'll be a hoot."
12 You have ever had your R2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
13 You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
14 You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
15 You have the doors of your X-Wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
16 Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
17 You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
18 You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck.
19 You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.
20 When your light sabre opens, it plays a few bars of "Dixie."
21 You want to send your speeder bike to Orange County Choppers for overhaul.
22 If you hear . . . "Luke, I'm your daddy ...and your uncle."
23 You ever went Bantha tipping when you were growing up.
24 You have an old family recipe for "Womp Rat Suprise"
25 You have a bumper sticker that says, "You can have my lightsaber when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!"
26) Wasn't at all grossed out when ya found out Luke and Leia were siblings and kissed, in fact couldn't understand what all the hub bub was about.

27) Have a smaller 6 1/2 inch version of a Light saber strapped to yer belt made by Buck.

28) Thought that Yoda looked like a Giant frog and licked yer lips at the thought of his legs deep friend, and could understand that it would be hard for Luke to concentrate around such vittles.

29) Shook yer head in disbelief when Han sliced open that Tontone, shoved Luke in it and then when rescued just left all that good meat go to waste, I mean heck Luke surived and they were rescued, sounds like a reason enough for a BBQ hoedown to me.

30) Wondered what all the freaky space Alien chicks were like in bed.

31) Thought the R2 units looked like they would make good beer coolers.

32) Thought the x-wings were cool, but thought they could have used a set of glass packs for some serious sound outta the pipes.

33) You still fantasize about Leia even after you find out she's your sister.

Nergal · 06-17-2005, 05:03 PM

**NNTB** · 06-17-2005, 05:06 PM

LMAO... thats some good shit...

~~Hacking is a Felony~~ · 06-17-2005, 05:56 PM

LOL .. I like # 29 the best

Ghosting · 06-17-2005, 08:52 PM

**DarkFalcon** · 06-18-2005, 04:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pj-Macx

Posted June 16, 2005 07:28 AM
You might be a Redneck Jedi if:

33) You still fantasize about Leia even after you find out she's your sister.

LMAO!!

Master Of Puppets · 06-18-2005, 05:33 PM

ROFL. Great post!

Actual Size · 06-18-2005, 07:29 PM

Vegeto · 06-19-2005, 05:17 PM

Dan · 06-21-2005, 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkFalcon

LMAO!!

ya 33 was the best ....

06-17-2005, 09:46 AM	#1
Pj-Macx Pro Stature Join Date: May 2005 Location: 632 HP SS Posts: 3,336 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 68	You might be a redneck Jedi if..... Posted June 16, 2005 07:28 AM You might be a Redneck Jedi if: 1 You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all." 2 Your Jedi robe is camouflaged. 3 You have ever used your light sabre to open a bottle of Bud Light. 4 At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored. 5 You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok. 6 You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard. 7 The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dad-gum skeeters. 8 Wookies are offended by your body odor. 9 You have ever used the force to get yourself another Bud Light so you didn't miss an interview with any of the Allisons on CMT. 10 You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling. 11 Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, boy come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot." 12 You have ever had your R2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light. 13 You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder. 14 You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts. 15 You have the doors of your X-Wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window. 16 Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women. 17 You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca. 18 You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck. 19 You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene. 20 When your light sabre opens, it plays a few bars of "Dixie." 21 You want to send your speeder bike to Orange County Choppers for overhaul. 22 If you hear . . . "Luke, I'm your daddy ...and your uncle." 23 You ever went Bantha tipping when you were growing up. 24 You have an old family recipe for "Womp Rat Suprise" 25 You have a bumper sticker that says, "You can have my lightsaber when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!" 26) Wasn't at all grossed out when ya found out Luke and Leia were siblings and kissed, in fact couldn't understand what all the hub bub was about. 27) Have a smaller 6 1/2 inch version of a Light saber strapped to yer belt made by Buck. 28) Thought that Yoda looked like a Giant frog and licked yer lips at the thought of his legs deep friend, and could understand that it would be hard for Luke to concentrate around such vittles. 29) Shook yer head in disbelief when Han sliced open that Tontone, shoved Luke in it and then when rescued just left all that good meat go to waste, I mean heck Luke surived and they were rescued, sounds like a reason enough for a BBQ hoedown to me. 30) Wondered what all the freaky space Alien chicks were like in bed. 31) Thought the R2 units looked like they would make good beer coolers. 32) Thought the x-wings were cool, but thought they could have used a set of glass packs for some serious sound outta the pipes. 33) You still fantasize about Leia even after you find out she's your sister. __________________ Co-Owner @ BodyBuildingXtreme 2002 Navy Blue Metallic Camaro SS "The Blue Ghost" # 10354 -=LME LSX 454ci built for N20=-

06-17-2005, 05:03 PM	#2
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