You know you're a bodybuilder when...

XiLe Ultra · 09-15-2007, 05:00 AM

-You pick up anything off the ground, even if it is the tiniest object, using proper deadlift form (sometimes you may do an ATG or parallel squat and grab it) (make sure that back doesn't round)

-You check whether you're sore in the morning

continue...

Silvio Dante · 09-15-2007, 05:04 AM

You start wearing tight shirts and start flexing in front of people, but you play it off like your not showing off.

Silvio Dante · 09-15-2007, 05:07 AM

You know you're a bodybuilder when you put jlos ass to shame.

XiLe Ultra · 09-15-2007, 05:13 AM

^lol

-you know you're a bodybuilder when you see the numbers: 135, 225, 315...etc and you think of plates, even if you see it on a clock.
"oh look it's 4 plates right now, better go eat my 3rd meal"

-you select your college classes so that you can fit your meals inbetween them

-when you see military training where they go for hours if not days without food, and you think...catabolism.

-it's not wednsday (for example) it is leg day.

-you analyze people's physiques randomly and find where they are lacking

-when you don't consider a guy with huge arms/chest/shoulders huge, because he has chicken legs

Sluuug · 09-15-2007, 05:28 AM

one thing I noticed recently, might have been a long time ago for most of you though but since I'm a noob...when you get on a flat bench to bench press, it feels like you're on an incline. Yes back development.

XiLe Ultra · 09-15-2007, 05:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sluuug

one thing I noticed recently, might have been a long time ago for most of you though but since I'm a noob...when you get on a flat bench to bench press, it feels like you're on an incline. Yes back development.

sorry to hear.

Edit: btw that has nothing to do with the topic.

blast_ · 09-15-2007, 06:05 AM

- When you're walking through a parking lot and say to yourself: "Damn my arms look huge in those windows."

- When you sneak off to drink a shake after sex because you might go catabolic.

XiLe Ultra · 09-15-2007, 06:18 AM

- You hear the word cut but you don't think of scissors or emos, you think of losing fat.

Silvio Dante · 09-15-2007, 10:18 AM

you start walking like you own the place.

**Sholiz** · 09-15-2007, 11:19 AM

you go to work thinking it's cardio, not a job.

**bigDman** · 09-15-2007, 01:00 PM

mowing the lawn becomes gpp

**NNTB** · 09-15-2007, 03:31 PM

repost

http://www.ironmass.com/misc/1511-yo...uilder-if.html

just sayin...

blast_ · 09-15-2007, 05:32 PM

You have a bigger chest than your girlfriend.

**A.FreeRadical** · 09-15-2007, 06:59 PM

You know your a bodybuilder when you get rejected for health insurance because your BMI says you are obese. (BMI = ( Weight in Pounds / ( Height in inches ) x ( Height in inches ) ) x 703)

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**NNTB** · 09-15-2007, 07:02 PM

...when you get angry seeing skinny guys in wifebeaters.

dnyc99 · 09-15-2007, 07:18 PM

....you have the muscles to prove it.

~D~

XiLe Ultra · 09-15-2007, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NNTB

repost

http://www.ironmass.com/misc/1511-yo...uilder-if.html

just sayin...

I did a search! but I didn't find anything

09-15-2007, 05:00 AM	#1
XiLe Ultra Pro Stature Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Aurora, IL Posts: 2,403 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 186	You know you're a bodybuilder when... -You pick up anything off the ground, even if it is the tiniest object, using proper deadlift form (sometimes you may do an ATG or parallel squat and grab it) (make sure that back doesn't round) -You check whether you're sore in the morning continue... __________________ ISSA Certified Personal Trainer in IL Deadlift: 405 Bench: ?? Squat: ?? MP #17 (no G & N)

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Silvio Dante Pro Stature Join Date: May 2007 Location: Sparta Posts: 278 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 80	Re: You know you're a bodybuilder when... You start wearing tight shirts and start flexing in front of people, but you play it off like your not showing off. __________________ Assassins Creed

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Silvio Dante Pro Stature Join Date: May 2007 Location: Sparta Posts: 278 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 80	Re: You know you're a bodybuilder when... You know you're a bodybuilder when you put jlos ass to shame. __________________ Assassins Creed

09-15-2007, 05:13 AM	#4
XiLe Ultra Pro Stature Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Aurora, IL Posts: 2,403 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 186	Re: You know you're a bodybuilder when... ^lol -you know you're a bodybuilder when you see the numbers: 135, 225, 315...etc and you think of plates, even if you see it on a clock. "oh look it's 4 plates right now, better go eat my 3rd meal" -you select your college classes so that you can fit your meals inbetween them -when you see military training where they go for hours if not days without food, and you think...catabolism. -it's not wednsday (for example) it is leg day. -you analyze people's physiques randomly and find where they are lacking -when you don't consider a guy with huge arms/chest/shoulders huge, because he has chicken legs __________________ ISSA Certified Personal Trainer in IL Deadlift: 405 Bench: ?? Squat: ?? MP #17 (no G & N)

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Sluuug Pro Stature Join Date: May 2007 Location: Orange County, CA Posts: 122 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 46	Re: You know you're a bodybuilder when... one thing I noticed recently, might have been a long time ago for most of you though but since I'm a noob...when you get on a flat bench to bench press, it feels like you're on an incline. Yes back development. __________________ Perv#33 :friday: B U L K I N G "Weighing portions and counting calories and allowing food to rule one's life is just as much an eating disorder as sticking a finger down your throat."- Mark Twight

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XiLe Ultra Pro Stature Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Aurora, IL Posts: 2,403 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 186	Re: You know you're a bodybuilder when... - You hear the word cut but you don't think of scissors or emos, you think of losing fat. __________________ ISSA Certified Personal Trainer in IL Deadlift: 405 Bench: ?? Squat: ?? MP #17 (no G & N)

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