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| IronMass Forums The Year's Best Headlines General Chat Discuss The Year's Best Headlines in the New & Hot Topics forums; THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2004: Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [no, really?] Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [now that's taking things ... |
08-20-2005, 11:28 AM
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| The Old Moderator  Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Colorado
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Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 203   |  The Year's Best Headlines THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2004: Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [no, really?] Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [now that's taking things a bit far!] Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [not if I wipe thoroughly!] Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [what a guy!] Miners Refuse to Work after Death [no-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!] Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [see if that works any better than a fair trial!] War Dims Hope for Peace [I can see where it might have that effect!] If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [you think?!] Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [who would have thought!] Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [they may be on to something!] Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [you mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!] Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge [he probably IS the battery charge!] New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [weren't they fat enough?!] Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [That's what he gets for eating those beans!] Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [Taste like chicken?] Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!] Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors [Boy, are they tall!] And the winner is.... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead Did I read that sign right?
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08-20-2005, 03:56 PM
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08-20-2005, 07:35 PM
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| I've got a RAGING clue!  Join Date: May 2005 Location: dnyc99's cleaning staff
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08-20-2005, 07:46 PM
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08-20-2005, 10:13 PM
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08-22-2005, 04:13 PM
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