Why dogs are totally asowme

**bigDman** · 11-11-2005, 12:22 AM

http://www.compfused.com/directlink/997/

**skelooth** · 11-11-2005, 01:43 AM

Why birds are cooler than dogs

1) They can learn to talk

2) They can fly

3) In a fight between a mckaw and a pitbull, the mckaw would clearly win. The mckaw would just tear the dogs eyes out, then say something derrogatory and fly away

4) Birds come in every color of the rainbow

5) Chicken is an awesome source of protein

6) Eggs are a cheap source of protein

7) You can joke around with your pet bird, and tell him you're fattening him up for thanksgiving

8) My bird has chubby legs and a chubby belly. It's freakin adorable

That is all.

Oh yeah, and they can fly. Can your dog do that?

**bigDman** · 11-11-2005, 01:55 AM

no but my dog can run into you and knock you out

**skelooth** · 11-11-2005, 02:14 AM

no! Cos my bird would swoop down and bring me to safety! Then we would have peanut butter and fluff sammiches together :eat:

TheBigMastodon · 11-11-2005, 02:38 AM

All my dog does is eat and then shit on the floor. Honestly, that is all he does.

-TBM

dnyc99 · 11-11-2005, 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skelooth

My bird has chubby legs and a chubby belly. It's freakin adorable

Do you have pics of your chubby birdie?

**skelooth** · 11-11-2005, 11:22 AM

no, but they all look really similar, only mine is extra cute and snuggly

dnyc99 · 11-11-2005, 01:44 PM

Awwwww...wow those birdies are so cute!! I want this one!!!

BBAddict · 11-11-2005, 01:51 PM

Dogs always make me smile--that's why they're awesome. A bird can't snuggle up to you and keep you warm in bed. I've never heard anybody call a bird snuggly!

**skelooth** · 11-11-2005, 01:53 PM

well surprise surprise, my bird loves to cuddle up in bed with me!!!!!!!!!!!! Birds are extremely affectionate. I'm talking about we practically make out

BBAddict · 11-11-2005, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skelooth

well surprise surprise, my bird loves to cuddle up in bed with me!!!!!!!!!!!! Birds are extremely affectionate. I'm talking about we practically make out

I suppose next thing you're gonna tell me is she has nice soft lips. At least you don't have to clean up after a bird, which is what I'm gonna have to do if I don't take my dog out now!

**EME** · 11-11-2005, 02:38 PM

I used to have a Conure also Skel.

Agreed. They are very cool.

- EME

LoveThyPain · 11-11-2005, 03:22 PM

asowme

**EME** · 11-11-2005, 03:24 PM

"a-sow-me"

Japanese for "awesome" :bigthumbu

- EME

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoveThyPain

asowme

**davtown** · 12-04-2005, 06:42 AM

that video was rad! Thanks for sharing

The Booger · 12-04-2005, 04:21 PM

African Grey parrots rock. My parents and grandparents each have one. Grandparents like to say "Hello Asshole", "Shithead dog", and various other foul things. Parents bird likes to tease the cats and dogs by calling their name.

I'd rather have a dog though......outside only.

11-11-2005, 01:43 AM	#2
skelooth eh heh heh Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Behind you Posts: 7,202 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 158	Why birds are cooler than dogs 1) They can learn to talk 2) They can fly 3) In a fight between a mckaw and a pitbull, the mckaw would clearly win. The mckaw would just tear the dogs eyes out, then say something derrogatory and fly away 4) Birds come in every color of the rainbow 5) Chicken is an awesome source of protein 6) Eggs are a cheap source of protein 7) You can joke around with your pet bird, and tell him you're fattening him up for thanksgiving 8) My bird has chubby legs and a chubby belly. It's freakin adorable That is all. Oh yeah, and they can fly. Can your dog do that? __________________ http://loseover100lbs.com/misc-f7.html

11-11-2005, 02:14 AM	#4
skelooth eh heh heh Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Behind you Posts: 7,202 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 158	no! Cos my bird would swoop down and bring me to safety! Then we would have peanut butter and fluff sammiches together :eat: __________________ http://loseover100lbs.com/misc-f7.html

11-11-2005, 02:38 AM	#5
TheBigMastodon Pro Stature Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Upstate, New York Posts: 201 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 5	All my dog does is eat and then shit on the floor. Honestly, that is all he does. -TBM __________________ TrueProtein.com Discount Code: TBM333 *Trainee Under TheBigMastodon* Check out my DoggCrapp Journal you pussy! http://ironmass.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4742

11-11-2005, 11:22 AM	#7
skelooth eh heh heh Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Behind you Posts: 7,202 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 158	no, but they all look really similar, only mine is extra cute and snuggly __________________ http://loseover100lbs.com/misc-f7.html

11-11-2005, 01:51 PM	#9
BBAddict Pro Stature Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: In The Gym Posts: 101 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 4	Dogs always make me smile--that's why they're awesome. A bird can't snuggle up to you and keep you warm in bed. I've never heard anybody call a bird snuggly! __________________ PAIN IS WEAKNESS LEAVING THE BODY.

11-11-2005, 01:44 PM	#8
dnyc99 IMPC Contestant Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 4,023 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 182	Awwwww...wow those birdies are so cute!! I want this one!!!

11-11-2005, 01:53 PM	#10
skelooth eh heh heh Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Behind you Posts: 7,202 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 158	well surprise surprise, my bird loves to cuddle up in bed with me!!!!!!!!!!!! Birds are extremely affectionate. I'm talking about we practically make out __________________ http://loseover100lbs.com/misc-f7.html

11-11-2005, 02:38 PM	#12
EME Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 3,264 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 51	I used to have a Conure also Skel. Agreed. They are very cool. - EME __________________ PhysiqueFXonline - Online Nutrition and Training with Michael and Kendra Elias: www.PhysiqueFXonline.com www.MichaelandKendra.com My wife, and IFBB Fitness Pro Kendra Elias' personal site: www.KendraElias.com Proud member of Team ALR: www.ALRIndustries.com

11-11-2005, 03:22 PM	#13
LoveThyPain IronMass Fornicator Join Date: May 2005 Location: Purgatory Posts: 359 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 10	asowme __________________ Life's a bitch, be a dog and hump it.

12-04-2005, 06:42 AM	#15
davtown OM NOM NOM NOM Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: San Francisco Posts: 2,360 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 128	that video was rad! Thanks for sharing __________________ --Training Journal-- current/goal D: 350/380 S: 280/300 B: 235/260

12-04-2005, 04:21 PM	#16
The Booger Pro Stature Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Look left. Posts: 664 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 11	African Grey parrots rock. My parents and grandparents each have one. Grandparents like to say "Hello Asshole", "Shithead dog", and various other foul things. Parents bird likes to tease the cats and dogs by calling their name. I'd rather have a dog though......outside only.

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