When old people... ATTACK!

**skelooth** · 08-19-2007, 02:32 PM

It was a stormy kind of night in Albany. My mother, girlfriend, girlfriends brother, and I all went out to eat dinner at Chili's. The food was good, the hostess was hot, and all was well.

As we were leaving the wind was whipping hard enough to rip off tree limbs and a sprinkle of rain was shooting down like little liquid bullets. I'm having small talk with my mother as we walk towards the car, I'm looking down with my eyes sheilded from the wind and rain that we were walking against.

When suddenly...

I bump into this little old woman, maybe between 55-60. She stumbles a bit, and try to prevent her from falling, and I say, I'm sorry are you okay? ... she looks at me with a nasty face. Makes a scoffing noise, and says in the rudest manner possible "BARELY!" and scurries away towards the restaurant.

I was completely taken by surprise at that comment, of all the nerve in my life! Before I know, while standing there completely shocked (as I have no idea what to say do or act after someone has the balls to say that), her little 5'8 husband SHOULDERS ME as hard as he can, almost causing me to cause balance as if it were a ****ing MIDDLE SCHOOL HALLWAY.

I WANTED TO TEAR THAT ****ING MAN'S HEAD OFF HIS BODY. I yelled all sorts of profanity at him as he also scurried into the restaurant ignoring my taunts, which only infuriated me more. I Think I'd have gladly spent a weekend in jail in exchange for the opportunity to cause that man some suffering.

That's my story.

Oh, and IP gave me lecture and thinks I'm the one who was out of line for yelling. Whatever, at least my mommy supports me

Mommy would have cheered me on if hurt that guy. <3 mommy.

**MacTech** · 08-19-2007, 02:53 PM

Hey, you can't call people in their 50's old. :-)

**skelooth** · 08-19-2007, 03:02 PM

:P You're only old if you let yourself get that way

**A.FreeRadical** · 08-22-2007, 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MacTech

Hey, you can't call people in their 50's old. :-)

I wonder if young folks think I am a little old man. I don't think so. hahahaha!

MacTech, you can call people in their 50s and 60s "old" when you are skel's age. ;-)

Skel, be nice to old ladies. What are you going to do if a young guy accidently bumps into your mom and almost causes her to fall? Falling is a big deal for older woman. Hip replacements are not fun and are usually the beginning of a quick decline in general health because of inability to adequately exercise. Her husband was not unwarranted in his concern for his wife.

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**Sholiz** · 08-22-2007, 02:44 AM

Not unwarranted in concern, but the way he acted was irrational if you ask me.

I'da ripped them a new one.

08-19-2007, 02:32 PM	#1
skelooth eh heh heh Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Behind you Posts: 7,205 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 158	When old people... ATTACK! It was a stormy kind of night in Albany. My mother, girlfriend, girlfriends brother, and I all went out to eat dinner at Chili's. The food was good, the hostess was hot, and all was well. As we were leaving the wind was whipping hard enough to rip off tree limbs and a sprinkle of rain was shooting down like little liquid bullets. I'm having small talk with my mother as we walk towards the car, I'm looking down with my eyes sheilded from the wind and rain that we were walking against. When suddenly... I bump into this little old woman, maybe between 55-60. She stumbles a bit, and try to prevent her from falling, and I say, I'm sorry are you okay? ... she looks at me with a nasty face. Makes a scoffing noise, and says in the rudest manner possible "BARELY!" and scurries away towards the restaurant. I was completely taken by surprise at that comment, of all the nerve in my life! Before I know, while standing there completely shocked (as I have no idea what to say do or act after someone has the balls to say that), her little 5'8 husband SHOULDERS ME as hard as he can, almost causing me to cause balance as if it were a **ing MIDDLE SCHOOL HALLWAY. I WANTED TO TEAR THAT **ING MAN'S HEAD OFF HIS BODY. I yelled all sorts of profanity at him as he also scurried into the restaurant ignoring my taunts, which only infuriated me more. I Think I'd have gladly spent a weekend in jail in exchange for the opportunity to cause that man some suffering. That's my story. Oh, and IP gave me lecture and thinks I'm the one who was out of line for yelling. Whatever, at least my mommy supports me Mommy would have cheered me on if hurt that guy. <3 mommy. __________________ R I P

08-19-2007, 02:53 PM	#2
MacTech IronMassoholic Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: State of well being Posts: 439 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 35	Re: When old people... ATTACK! Hey, you can't call people in their 50's old. :-) __________________ Still going thru life one rep at a time. My training journal.

08-19-2007, 03:02 PM	#3
skelooth eh heh heh Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Behind you Posts: 7,205 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 158	Re: When old people... ATTACK! :P You're only old if you let yourself get that way __________________ R I P

08-22-2007, 02:44 AM	#5
Sholiz Soldier In Progress Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Michigan Posts: 3,431 Recipes: 3 Rep Power: 230	Re: When old people... ATTACK! Not unwarranted in concern, but the way he acted was irrational if you ask me. I'da ripped them a new one. __________________ You hear me before you see me, I got King Kong in the trunk

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