What's up fools?!?

sawastea · 01-03-2006, 04:25 PM

Just dropping by to say that I will try to spend a little more time here. There is a wealth of knowledge on this site, but at the same time, there are some snapperheads that need to receive a 'special spanking'

:bow2:

That is all.

~~Hacking is a Felony~~ · 01-03-2006, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by sawastea

'special spanking'

sawastea · 01-03-2006, 04:30 PM

Ruben is part of that list

**skelooth** · 01-03-2006, 04:34 PM

.... but not until after special spankings are administered :gay:

sawastea · 01-03-2006, 04:41 PM

Take firm hold of instruction. Don't let her go. Keep her, for she is your life. (WEB)

Take fast hold of instruction; let her not go: Keep her; for she is thy life. (ASV)

Take learning in your hands, do not let her go: keep her, for she is your life. (BBE)

Take fast hold of instruction, let her not go: keep her, for she is thy life. (DBY)

Take fast hold of instruction; let her not go: keep her; for she is thy life. (KJV)

Take fast hold of instruction; let her not go: keep her; for she is thy life. (WBS)

Take fast hold of instruction, let her not go; keep her, for she is thy life. (JPS)

Lay hold on instruction, do not desist, Keep her, for she 'is' thy life. (YLT)

inprogress2 · 01-03-2006, 04:51 PM

good 2 c ya over here

**jiza101** · 01-03-2006, 08:35 PM

bout time you turtle :rock2:

:nosthumbs

**MASSIVE** · 01-03-2006, 08:45 PM

Great member on board...Thanks for makingg an effort to stick around a little more. I'm C-Los 21 at the other site.

**schroeder** · 01-03-2006, 09:13 PM

who's this noob???

**NNTB** · 01-03-2006, 09:14 PM

**bubba g** · 01-03-2006, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by sawastea

Take firm hold of instruction. Don't let her go. Keep her, for she is your life. (WEB)

Take fast hold of instruction; let her not go: Keep her; for she is thy life. (ASV)

Take learning in your hands, do not let her go: keep her, for she is your life. (BBE)

Take fast hold of instruction, let her not go: keep her, for she is thy life. (DBY)

Take fast hold of instruction; let her not go: keep her; for she is thy life. (KJV)

Take fast hold of instruction; let her not go: keep her; for she is thy life. (WBS)

Take fast hold of instruction, let her not go; keep her, for she is thy life. (JPS)

Lay hold on instruction, do not desist, Keep her, for she 'is' thy life. (YLT)

who's a jigga what?

sawastea · 01-03-2006, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by bubba g

who's a jigga what?

You just insulted Ruben. I'd kick your ass if I was him.

DarkFalcon · 01-03-2006, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by schroeder

who's this noob???

I think he's the member from BB.com that used to end his post's with TAKE VERY GOOD CARE! Oh wait I found one of his post's...

Quote:

Originally Posted by sawastea

We need to exericse our bodies, but we also need to exercise our love muscles. Here, its not aobut lifting incrediable amounts of weight, like hanging 20 kg. ballbearings from your balls, or curling 9 bathtowels, but about using full range of motion and strict form. really feel the muscle work, really pump it up hard, and squeeze at the top of each rep. Go up and down slowly, but try and control it! Don't use momentum, with rapid jerky movements, go slow and strict. its ok if you make funny expressions on your face, its ok if you put your lips together and suck a bit, suck it in fellas, suck it in. Deep, remember, go deep... on all of your movements. Now what exercises should i use? My advice is go hard, or go home. Now begin with your love muscle on an incline, starting with some incline presses, about 90 degrees, which hit your long head. Start with something light for a warm up set with high reps like a tissue before moving onto a handtowel for a second set. Then Go Heavy for the next two sets with a bath or beach towell, for 6 to 8 reps. Next exercise is penis extensiosn, these really hit the big head of the penis hard. After extensiosn move onto some crunches, be sure here to only your penis to lift the weight. Remember: strict form, no help from synergist muscles: Avoid using the balls to hoist the weight up. Make sure the pubes arent in the way either! Now for hanging raises, similar to hanging leg raises. Here, the rule of going hard doesnt apply at all times, first go soft, i suggest picturing contract killers mum on a beach giving Hilary Clinton a nipple rub, this usually works for me.When you have a state of softness, hang a 5lb weight from a chain off the end of the penis, then hoist the weight up, again dont use momentum. Go all the way to parallal to the floor then lower again. Remember, stay only half erect so you get a full range of motion. next, for complete development you need to hit all areas of the muscle - from as many angles as possible, so its time to hit those testicles. Stretch them first, one at a time. Soak them in some hot water if you fail to get a good pump. Its all about the pump - "the pump is just like cumming, and here you can do both at once". Attach some weight of each ball and do some sheep balls farmers walk, just let the weight hang as long as you can on you balls. Then thats time to warm down - reduce the weight and shake your legs as fast as you can and let your cock n balls go up and down in as rapid of a movement as you can. Use a mirror to check your form here. Really fast. Then that my friends is all. Be sure to drink alot of white liquids and wear protection, eh i mean a weight belt!

**jiza101** · 01-03-2006, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkFalcon

I think he's the member from BB.com that used to end his post's with TAKE VERY GOOD CARE! Oh wait I found one of his post's...

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLL THAT IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER READ HAHA :crazy1:

pammiejoe6 · 01-03-2006, 10:13 PM

hey where do we sign up for the spankings?

hahahahaaaa

~~Hacking is a Felony~~ · 01-03-2006, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by pammiejoe6

hey where do we sign up for the spankings?

hahahahaaaa

See that line over there where DarkFalcon is standing? Right there.

DarkFalcon · 01-03-2006, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by PROVERBS 4:13

See that line over there where DarkFalcon is standing? Right there.

lol

**jiza101** · 01-03-2006, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkFalcon

lol

:zoom: We will leave you two to have some fun

:cam:

dnyc99 · 01-03-2006, 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by jiza101

:zoom: We will leave you two to have some fun

:cam:

NOT!!

Not w/o me that is!!

LoL

01-03-2006, 04:25 PM	#1
sawastea Amateur Join Date: May 2005 Location: On the corner of Adonis and Complex Posts: 77 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 8	What's up fools?!? Just dropping by to say that I will try to spend a little more time here. There is a wealth of knowledge on this site, but at the same time, there are some snapperheads that need to receive a 'special spanking' :bow2: That is all.

01-03-2006, 04:34 PM	#4
skelooth eh heh heh Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Behind you Posts: 7,205 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 158	.... but not until after special spankings are administered :gay: __________________ R I P

01-03-2006, 08:35 PM	#7
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01-03-2006, 08:45 PM	#8
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01-03-2006, 09:13 PM	#9
schroeder Der Leutnant Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: tacoma, wa Posts: 884 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 17	who's this noob??? __________________ Live from Baghdad! Ich bin gross und stark!

01-03-2006, 04:30 PM	#3
sawastea Amateur Join Date: May 2005 Location: On the corner of Adonis and Complex Posts: 77 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 8	Ruben is part of that list

01-03-2006, 04:41 PM	#5
sawastea Amateur Join Date: May 2005 Location: On the corner of Adonis and Complex Posts: 77 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 8	Take firm hold of instruction. Don't let her go. Keep her, for she is your life. (WEB) Take fast hold of instruction; let her not go: Keep her; for she is thy life. (ASV) Take learning in your hands, do not let her go: keep her, for she is your life. (BBE) Take fast hold of instruction, let her not go: keep her, for she is thy life. (DBY) Take fast hold of instruction; let her not go: keep her; for she is thy life. (KJV) Take fast hold of instruction; let her not go: keep her; for she is thy life. (WBS) Take fast hold of instruction, let her not go; keep her, for she is thy life. (JPS) Lay hold on instruction, do not desist, Keep her, for she 'is' thy life. (YLT)

01-03-2006, 04:51 PM	#6
inprogress2 Amateur Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 63 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 4	good 2 c ya over here

01-03-2006, 09:14 PM	#10
NNTB rEVOLutionary Join Date: May 2005 Location: FL Posts: 2,447 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 163	__________________ "This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or exercise their revolutionary right to overthrow it." Abraham Lincoln

01-03-2006, 10:13 PM	#15
pammiejoe6 Pink Members Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: south texas Posts: 4,178 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 85	hey where do we sign up for the spankings? hahahahaaaa

01-04-2006, 12:45 AM	#20