Things not to say during sex...

Pj-Macx · 04-16-2006, 10:08 PM

1. I have to poop.

2. Smile for the camera.

3. Get off me I'll do it myself.

4. This is your first time... right?

5. You're almost as good as my ex.

6. When is this supposed to feel good?

7. I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs...

8. I was so horney tonight I would have taken a sheep home.

9. Keep it down, my Mother is a light sleeper.

10. Hey! My friends are right, you are good.

11. On second thought, lets turn the lights off.

12. I'm sobering up and your getting ugly.

13. But everybody looks funny naked.

14. Do I have to pay for this?

15. No! Your to fat to be on top, you'd kill me.

16. Actually, your sister likes it like this.

17. What's your name again?

18. Hold on, let me change the channel.

19. It's nice being in bed with someone I dont have to inflate.

20. Uhh.... I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.

**skelooth** · 04-16-2006, 10:19 PM

Lol I'm guilty of saying numbers 1, 3, 5, 9, 15, and 18. No wonder they they leave me LOL :bigthumbu

**Sholiz** · 04-16-2006, 11:06 PM

Wow.

Just ... wow.

**NYCmitch25** · 04-16-2006, 11:28 PM

funny lol

~~2Ripped4U~~ · 04-16-2006, 11:50 PM

7, 9, 11, 18.... :whistles innocently:

Master Of Puppets · 04-17-2006, 12:42 AM

**Viperspit** · 04-17-2006, 12:49 AM

How about

"Your mom usually makes me a sandwich afterwards" or

"There's my watch, I was looking for that"

Pj-Macx · 04-17-2006, 01:45 AM

Lmao... you guys are too funny...

**davtown** · 04-17-2006, 02:03 AM

LOL, great list!

off the top of my head...

21. Hey, could you shave my back after we're finished?

22. That was great. Hey, could you get the f*** out of here? Thanks.

23. Hey, my dad was right. You are good!

24. Could you make some farm animal noises while we do it?

25. My dick feels like corn!! (any Dane Cook fans will get that one... pass me the butter baby, pass me the butter

)

26. Oh, hold on, I'm expecting a call..... Hello? No, you didn't catch me at a bad time, what's up? Oooohhh, tell me all about it!

27. I hope you're not expecting me to take you out to dinner or something

28. Hey, could you go limp and not move or make noise or anything? I've always wanted to see what it's like to **** a dead chick.

29. You gotta shower when we're done, because you smell horrible!

30. Oh, by the way, this is being filmed by some of my friends in the closet. Hope you don't mind.

31. Woah, gross!!! Did your face always look that way?!?

32. I have AIDS

33. Here, wear this paper bag.

34. Huh? Oh, sorry, I was thinking about baseball.

35. Hey, what are you doing tomorrow? You should come to my wedding... you would get along really well with my fiance!

36. You have something on your face.... oh.. that's permanent? That sucks.

ok ok, I'm having too much fun, I gotta go

**DJSTARER** · 04-17-2006, 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davtown

LOL, great list!

28. Hey, could you go limp and not move or make noise or anything? I've always wanted to see what it's like to **** a dead chick.

32. I have AIDS

ok ok, I'm having too much fun, I gotta go

Lol

I was gonna say BOTH of these, but I didn't think they were tastful.

"What's that thing between your legs?"

Pj-Macx · 04-17-2006, 02:30 AM

omg.. those are brutal... Lmao

**Blap Blaow** · 04-17-2006, 02:33 AM

I've done 18 before. It was my birthday and I was simulataneously trying to watch the Royal Rumble. Awesome night!:nosthumbs

**Trick D** · 04-17-2006, 02:46 AM

"Oh Samantha... wait, Susan... yeah... Oh Susan."

"Don't worry about that, I'm a butt pirate."

Robcardu · 04-17-2006, 03:21 AM

LMAO...........

spaceclown · 04-17-2006, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davtown

28. Hey, could you go limp and not move or make noise or anything? I've always wanted to see what it's like to **** a dead chick.

necrophilia - crack open a cold one

**Viperspit** · 04-17-2006, 03:48 PM

"This is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway"

**Trick D** · 04-17-2006, 04:53 PM

^^ Hahahahahaha

Flowsybaby · 04-17-2006, 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Viperspit

"This is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway"

Family Guy. Still hilarious everytime I see it.

04-16-2006, 10:08 PM	#1
Pj-Macx Pro Stature Join Date: May 2005 Location: 632 HP SS Posts: 3,336 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 68	Things not to say during sex... 1. I have to poop. 2. Smile for the camera. 3. Get off me I'll do it myself. 4. This is your first time... right? 5. You're almost as good as my ex. 6. When is this supposed to feel good? 7. I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs... 8. I was so horney tonight I would have taken a sheep home. 9. Keep it down, my Mother is a light sleeper. 10. Hey! My friends are right, you are good. 11. On second thought, lets turn the lights off. 12. I'm sobering up and your getting ugly. 13. But everybody looks funny naked. 14. Do I have to pay for this? 15. No! Your to fat to be on top, you'd kill me. 16. Actually, your sister likes it like this. 17. What's your name again? 18. Hold on, let me change the channel. 19. It's nice being in bed with someone I dont have to inflate. 20. Uhh.... I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago. __________________ Co-Owner @ BodyBuildingXtreme 2002 Navy Blue Metallic Camaro SS "The Blue Ghost" # 10354 -=LME LSX 454ci built for N20=-

04-16-2006, 10:19 PM	#2
skelooth eh heh heh Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Behind you Posts: 7,200 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 158	Lol I'm guilty of saying numbers 1, 3, 5, 9, 15, and 18. No wonder they they leave me LOL :bigthumbu __________________ http://loseover100lbs.com/misc-f7.html

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Sholiz Soldier In Progress Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Michigan Posts: 3,431 Recipes: 3 Rep Power: 230	Wow. Just ... wow. __________________ You hear me before you see me, I got King Kong in the trunk

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Pj-Macx Pro Stature Join Date: May 2005 Location: 632 HP SS Posts: 3,336 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 68	Lmao... you guys are too funny... __________________ Co-Owner @ BodyBuildingXtreme 2002 Navy Blue Metallic Camaro SS "The Blue Ghost" # 10354 -=LME LSX 454ci built for N20=-

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NYCmitch25 Silver Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: New York Posts: 1,099 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 50	funny lol

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~~2Ripped4U~~ Banned Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: NY Posts: 1,463 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 0	7, 9, 11, 18.... :whistles innocently:

04-17-2006, 12:49 AM	#7
Viperspit Incognito Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 680 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 14	How about "Your mom usually makes me a sandwich afterwards" or "There's my watch, I was looking for that"

04-17-2006, 02:03 AM	#9
davtown OM NOM NOM NOM Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: San Francisco Posts: 2,360 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 128	LOL, great list! off the top of my head... 21. Hey, could you shave my back after we're finished? 22. That was great. Hey, could you get the f* out of here? Thanks. 23. Hey, my dad was right. You are good! 24. Could you make some farm animal noises while we do it? 25. My dick feels like corn!! (any Dane Cook fans will get that one... pass me the butter baby, pass me the butter ) 26. Oh, hold on, I'm expecting a call..... Hello? No, you didn't catch me at a bad time, what's up? Oooohhh, tell me all about it! 27. I hope you're not expecting me to take you out to dinner or something 28. Hey, could you go limp and not move or make noise or anything? I've always wanted to see what it's like to ** a dead chick. 29. You gotta shower when we're done, because you smell horrible! 30. Oh, by the way, this is being filmed by some of my friends in the closet. Hope you don't mind. 31. Woah, gross!!! Did your face always look that way?!? 32. I have AIDS 33. Here, wear this paper bag. 34. Huh? Oh, sorry, I was thinking about baseball. 35. Hey, what are you doing tomorrow? You should come to my wedding... you would get along really well with my fiance! 36. You have something on your face.... oh.. that's permanent? That sucks. ok ok, I'm having too much fun, I gotta go __________________ --Training Journal-- current/goal D: 350/380 S: 280/300 B: 235/260

04-17-2006, 02:30 AM	#11
Pj-Macx Pro Stature Join Date: May 2005 Location: 632 HP SS Posts: 3,336 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 68	omg.. those are brutal... Lmao __________________ Co-Owner @ BodyBuildingXtreme 2002 Navy Blue Metallic Camaro SS "The Blue Ghost" # 10354 -=LME LSX 454ci built for N20=-

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Blap Blaow IronMass Sponsor Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: London, England Posts: 950 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 31	I've done 18 before. It was my birthday and I was simulataneously trying to watch the Royal Rumble. Awesome night!:nosthumbs __________________ Blapmungous™

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Robcardu Amateur Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 30 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 0	LMAO........... __________________ Ghosting is my idol!!! :boink:

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Viperspit Incognito Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 680 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 14	"This is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway"

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