A tale of ultimate revenge!

**Sholiz** · 08-22-2007, 08:47 PM

There was a 10 year old boy walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened
frog on a string behind him. He walked up to a house of ill repute and
knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy
and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the
women inside. I have the money and I'm not leaving until I do."

The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told
him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have
any diseases?" Of course, the Madam said no, but the boy replied, "I heard
all the men talking about having to get shots after making it with Amber.
So THAT'S the girl I want!"

Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the
Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the
hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came
back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door.
The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the
place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"

He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are
going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with my babysitter.
After they leave, my babysitter will have sex with me because she just
happens to be very fond of little boys. She will get the disease that I
just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the babysitter home.
On the way, he'll jump her bones, and he'll catch the disease. Then when
Dad gets home from the babysitters, he and Mom will go to bed and have
sex, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the
Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the
disease...and HE'S the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG!"

**bigDman** · 08-22-2007, 09:00 PM

that is hilarious

XiLe Ultra · 08-22-2007, 09:01 PM

LMAO!!! OWNED

**skelooth** · 08-22-2007, 09:20 PM

hahaha

**romanaz** · 08-22-2007, 09:30 PM

brilliant kid

trojannation · 08-22-2007, 11:05 PM

BigWeighter · 08-25-2007, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trojannation

LMAO

sup troj

08-22-2007, 08:47 PM	#1
Sholiz Soldier In Progress Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Michigan Posts: 3,431 Recipes: 3 Rep Power: 230	A tale of ultimate revenge! There was a 10 year old boy walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He walked up to a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money and I'm not leaving until I do." The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?" Of course, the Madam said no, but the boy replied, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making it with Amber. So THAT'S the girl I want!" Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?" He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with my babysitter. After they leave, my babysitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of little boys. She will get the disease that I just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the babysitter home. On the way, he'll jump her bones, and he'll catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the babysitters, he and Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease...and HE'S the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG!" __________________ You hear me before you see me, I got King Kong in the trunk

08-22-2007, 09:01 PM	#3
XiLe Ultra Pro Stature Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Aurora, IL Posts: 2,376 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 183	Re: A tale of ultimate revenge! LMAO!!! OWNED __________________ ISSA Certified Personal Trainer in IL Deadlift: 405 Bench: ?? Squat: ?? MP #17 (no G & N)

08-22-2007, 09:20 PM	#4
skelooth eh heh heh Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Behind you Posts: 7,200 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 158	Re: A tale of ultimate revenge! hahaha __________________ http://loseover100lbs.com/misc-f7.html

08-22-2007, 11:05 PM	#6
trojannation Pro Stature Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 590 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 140	Re: A tale of ultimate revenge! LMAO __________________ MY WORKOUT JOURNAL

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