sex at the office

**Sholiz** · 08-03-2006, 08:10 PM

Johnny B wanted to have sex with a girl in his office... but she belonged to someone else .....One day Johnny B got so frustrated that he went up to her and said Ann"I'll give you a $50 if you let me have sex with you..." She said, "NO!" Johnny B said "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.... so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says ask him for $100, pick up the money very fast and he won't even be able to get his pants down. She agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened... She said, "The bastard used dimes."

**DarkFalcon** · 08-03-2006, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Sholiz

Johnny B wanted to have sex with a girl in his office... but she belonged to someone else .....One day Johnny B got so frustrated that he went up to her and said Ann"I'll give you a $50 if you let me have sex with you..." She said, "NO!" Johnny B said "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.... so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says ask him for $100, pick up the money very fast and he won't even be able to get his pants down. She agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened... She said, "The bastard used dimes."

LOL

Clever!

**Jayelin** · 08-03-2006, 08:39 PM

Heard it. Still good though.

dnyc99 · 08-03-2006, 08:59 PM

LoL I've read it before too..still makes me laugh.

EliteBSU · 08-03-2006, 09:18 PM

i heard it was 250 and quarters.

**davtown** · 08-03-2006, 09:46 PM

Sholiz, is this an excerpt from your autobiography?

and make it 1,000 in pennies

**Sholiz** · 08-03-2006, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by davtown

Sholiz, is this an excerpt from your autobiography?

what can I say, she was a hottie

Ihateeveryone · 08-04-2006, 11:36 AM

Use a frypan instead.

**Sholiz** · 08-04-2006, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Ihateeveryone

Use a frypan instead.

i like a girl with a pretty face though, a concussion don't make her look any better

EliteBSU · 08-04-2006, 05:08 PM

IHE is an aussie. the smart people in America (like myself) we stick to tried and true. CHLOROFORM.

"Excuse me, does this rag smell like Chloroform?"

dnyc99 · 08-04-2006, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by EliteBSU

IHE is an aussie. the smart people in America (like myself) we stick to tried and true. CHLOROFORM.

"Excuse me, does this rag smell like Chloroform?"

LoL

So mean.

**Sholiz** · 08-04-2006, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by EliteBSU

IHE is an aussie. the smart people in America (like myself) we stick to tried and true. CHLOROFORM.

"Excuse me, does this rag smell like Chloroform?"

i've been using that line for about 6 months now, with good results

EliteBSU · 08-04-2006, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Sholiz

i've been using that line for about 6 months now, with good results

thats about as long as i've been here.

stealing my lines.

**Sholiz** · 08-04-2006, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by EliteBSU

SHOLIZ

ELITEBSU

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:box:

EliteBSU · 08-04-2006, 09:04 PM

Anytime you want to play, you know how to find me.

EzyRyder · 08-04-2006, 09:18 PM

**Pioneer** · 08-04-2006, 09:22 PM

HA! nice jacket, carhartt, have the same one.

MCconditioner · 08-04-2006, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Jayelin

Heard it. Still good though.

knew where the punchline was going before i read it

08-03-2006, 08:10 PM	#1
Sholiz Soldier In Progress Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Michigan Posts: 3,431 Recipes: 3 Rep Power: 230	sex at the office Johnny B wanted to have sex with a girl in his office... but she belonged to someone else .....One day Johnny B got so frustrated that he went up to her and said Ann"I'll give you a $50 if you let me have sex with you..." She said, "NO!" Johnny B said "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.... so she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him for $100, pick up the money very fast and he won't even be able to get his pants down. She agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened... She said, "The bastard used dimes." __________________ You hear me before you see me, I got King Kong in the trunk

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Jayelin IronMass Vip Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Middletown, Ohio Posts: 791 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 28	Heard it. Still good though. __________________ George Orwell was double plus right.

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EliteBSU IMPC Contestant Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Minnesota Posts: 460 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 63	i heard it was 250 and quarters.

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EliteBSU IMPC Contestant Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Minnesota Posts: 460 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 63	IHE is an aussie. the smart people in America (like myself) we stick to tried and true. CHLOROFORM. "Excuse me, does this rag smell like Chloroform?"

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EliteBSU IMPC Contestant Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Minnesota Posts: 460 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 63	Anytime you want to play, you know how to find me.

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EzyRyder Pro Stature Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 743 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 71	L0L

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Pioneer Moderator Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,720 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 73	HA! nice jacket, carhartt, have the same one. __________________ "A Marine in battle fears disgracing himself by running. He fears not losing his life, but losing his honor. He may not be able to preserve his life, but he can always preserve his honor. That much is within his power... To fear disgrace but not death, to fear not duty but dereliction from duty -- this is courage." -FMFM 1-0 "Leading Marines" pg. 43 Drive on

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