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Old 07-22-2005, 04:44 PM   #1
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Talking Sex laws from around the world

I posted this over bb.com a while ago. My CJ advisor gave it to me.

I dont know how many of these are true but i found some of them interesting.

1) In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)

2) In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

3) Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??).

4) The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation (wonder which head?)

5) There are men in Guam whose full time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Lets just think for a minute; is the any job in the world that comes close to this?)

6) In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her Adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husbands lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)

7) Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in Tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

8) In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes on shudder at the thought.)

9) In Sant Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

10) In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylacitcs may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises." (Is this a great country or what?...Not as great as Guam!)
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Old 07-22-2005, 04:57 PM   #2
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5) There are men in Guam whose full time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Lets just think for a minute; is the any job in the world that comes close to this?)
... what... you mean to tell me i'm the only guy in the US getting paid for this? ...

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4) The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation (wonder which head?)
ouch... thats rough...:gojerk:
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Old 07-22-2005, 05:09 PM   #4
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