Romance Mathematics

**warriors** · 02-25-2006, 11:51 PM

Here are some romance mathematics

Smart man + smart woman = romance.

Smart man + dumb woman = affair.

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage.

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy.

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.

A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument

Slash_ · 02-26-2006, 02:02 AM

great post bro

**warriors** · 02-26-2006, 02:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Slash_

great post bro

yea i like trying to get the women here at IM fired up :evil5:

**skelooth** · 02-26-2006, 02:54 AM

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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument

So true

**Roxie** · 02-27-2006, 04:38 AM

those are funny

02-25-2006, 11:51 PM	#1
warriors The world is yours Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 1,127 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 29	Romance Mathematics Here are some romance mathematics Smart man + smart woman = romance. Smart man + dumb woman = affair. Dumb man + smart woman = marriage. Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy. SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument __________________ Not Around...

02-26-2006, 02:02 AM	#2
Slash_ Amateur Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: At The Gym Posts: 85 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 3	great post bro __________________ O'rly Ya'rly

02-27-2006, 04:38 AM	#5
Roxie Keto Queen Join Date: May 2005 Location: At A Raiders Game Posts: 228 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 49	those are funny __________________ Trust is like a broken vase, it can be glued back together, but it will never be the same again..

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