Operation Redneck....(work safe)

**antihero** · 07-18-2005, 02:40 PM

Operation Redneck

The Pentagon announced today the formation
of a new 500-man elite fighting unit named the
U. S. REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).

These men from the Carolinas, Tennessee, Kentucky,
West Virginia, Mississippi, Oklahoma, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, and
Texas will be dropped into Iraq and will be given only the following info about
the Terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like the American Flag, beer, dogs, pickup trucks, old
country music, the dukes of hazard, inbreeding or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the
death of Dale Earnhardt.

The war in Iraq should be over IN ABOUT A WEEK.

Dan · 07-18-2005, 02:53 PM

Needs to say something about hating the Dukes of Hazzard and all inbreeding has been outlawed.

**antihero** · 07-18-2005, 03:15 PM

better?

Dan · 07-18-2005, 03:43 PM

no because now your simply chaging it to appease me LOL

**antihero** · 07-18-2005, 05:37 PM

well, those two were pretty funny....

Apootheosis · 07-18-2005, 05:56 PM

lawlz

Pj-Macx · 07-18-2005, 09:05 PM

Hey.. the fact that they are directly linked to the death of Dale Earnhardt is enough to get most rednecks into a frenzy... and adding on top of it that it is open season... well watch out.. that place will look like a ghost town in no time...

**DarkFalcon** · 07-18-2005, 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by antihero

Operation Redneck

The Pentagon announced today the formation
of a new 500-man elite fighting unit named the
U. S. REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).

These men from the Carolinas, Tennessee, Kentucky,
West Virginia, Mississippi, Oklahoma, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, and
Texas will be dropped into Iraq and will be given only the following info about
the Terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like the American Flag, beer, dogs, pickup trucks, old
country music, the dukes of hazard, inbreeding or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the
death of Dale Earnhardt.

The war in Iraq should be over IN ABOUT A WEEK.

lol..that's good. :bigthumbu

Nergal · 07-18-2005, 11:17 PM

blood vs. water · 07-19-2005, 12:33 AM

git r done

**Sholiz** · 07-19-2005, 12:44 AM

**NNTB** · 07-19-2005, 12:45 AM

6. Whoever bags the most terrorists gets a sheep for the night. :baaaaaaaa

**johnsbod** · 07-19-2005, 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blood vs. water

git r done

LOL.

**Trick D** · 07-19-2005, 01:07 AM

My 3 uncles and my dad just joined tonight once they heard about dale earnheart... Might want to add that their vehicles will be jacked up broncos with 3006 rifles mounted to them. All trucks will also include portable fridge with enough budweiser for the trip.

gSlasher327 · 07-19-2005, 06:48 AM

Man, I'm sorry, but I don't find this too funny. I'm from Kentucky, and I ****ing hate this place 99.9% of the time, but I just hate it when people say Kentucky is full of rednecks and shit. Everybody that lives around where I live, are not rednecks, and all of my friends want out of this place just as much as me (and I wanted out before my parents were born), so it's not full of all the people you think.

Let's take a look at that list in my (someone from Kentucky) opinion:
1. I ****ing hate hunting/hunters, fishing/fishers, and I just pretty much hate the outdoors.
2. ...
3. I'm vegetarian.
4. I hate America, beer tastes like shit, I love dogs, hate pickup trucks, want to nuke everything that has to do with country music as well as the damn dukes of hazard, I'm tired of the god damn inbreeding jokes as well, and I'm not religious.
5. NASCAR is gay as hell.

Please don't stereotype.

Pj-Macx · 07-19-2005, 09:20 AM

Take it easy gslasher... I am from southern Missouri.. that is where I grew up.. and it has a few rednecks.. and I even consider myself a redneck... it is not that bad.. it is a joke.. everyone here knows that not everyone in the states mentioned is a redneck... it is all in good fun...

**Trick D** · 07-19-2005, 12:06 PM

West Virginia isn't as bad as what I said but I just wanted to get some laughs.

Dan · 07-19-2005, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gSlasher327

Man, I'm sorry, but I don't find this too funny. I'm from Kentucky, and I ****ing hate this place 99.9% of the time, but I just hate it when people say Kentucky is full of rednecks and shit. Everybody that lives around where I live, are not rednecks, and all of my friends want out of this place just as much as me (and I wanted out before my parents were born), so it's not full of all the people you think.

Let's take a look at that list in my (someone from Kentucky) opinion:
1. I ****ing hate hunting/hunters, fishing/fishers, and I just pretty much hate the outdoors.
2. ...
3. I'm vegetarian.
4. I hate America, beer tastes like shit, I love dogs, hate pickup trucks, want to nuke everything that has to do with country music as well as the damn dukes of hazard, I'm tired of the god damn inbreeding jokes as well, and I'm not religious.
5. NASCAR is gay as hell.

Please don't stereotype.

Dude you live in what is looked at as being the redneck capital of the USA. Chillout it is all in fun.... :bigthumbu

1stindoor · 07-19-2005, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gSlasher327

Man, I'm sorry, but I don't find this too funny. I'm from Kentucky, and I ****ing hate this place 99.9% of the time, but I just hate it when people say Kentucky is full of rednecks and shit. Everybody that lives around where I live, are not rednecks, and all

07-18-2005, 02:40 PM	#1
antihero Gold Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 1,688 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 33	Operation Redneck....(work safe) Operation Redneck The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit named the U. S. REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF). These men from the Carolinas, Tennessee, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Oklahoma, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, and Texas will be dropped into Iraq and will be given only the following info about the Terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like the American Flag, beer, dogs, pickup trucks, old country music, the dukes of hazard, inbreeding or Jesus. 5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The war in Iraq should be over IN ABOUT A WEEK. __________________ ****************** Disclaimer: Information given by me is my personal opinion. It cannot be considered medical advice and does not represent the official opinion of a company that is not a sponsor here. ****************** Last edited by antihero : 07-18-2005 at 03:15 PM.

07-18-2005, 02:53 PM	#2
Dan Unpaid Trash Collector Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Colorado Posts: 1,725 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 26	Needs to say something about hating the Dukes of Hazzard and all inbreeding has been outlawed. __________________ Got an issue send a PM ... to anyone but me

07-18-2005, 03:15 PM	#3
antihero Gold Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 1,688 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 33	better? __________________ ****************** Disclaimer: Information given by me is my personal opinion. It cannot be considered medical advice and does not represent the official opinion of a company that is not a sponsor here. ******************

07-18-2005, 03:43 PM	#4
Dan Unpaid Trash Collector Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Colorado Posts: 1,725 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 26	no because now your simply chaging it to appease me LOL __________________ Got an issue send a PM ... to anyone but me

07-18-2005, 05:37 PM	#5
antihero Gold Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 1,688 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 33	well, those two were pretty funny.... __________________ ****************** Disclaimer: Information given by me is my personal opinion. It cannot be considered medical advice and does not represent the official opinion of a company that is not a sponsor here. ******************

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Pj-Macx Pro Stature Join Date: May 2005 Location: 632 HP SS Posts: 3,337 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 68	Hey.. the fact that they are directly linked to the death of Dale Earnhardt is enough to get most rednecks into a frenzy... and adding on top of it that it is open season... well watch out.. that place will look like a ghost town in no time... __________________ Co-Owner @ BodyBuildingXtreme 2002 Navy Blue Metallic Camaro SS "The Blue Ghost" # 10354 -=LME LSX 454ci built for N20=-

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07-19-2005, 06:48 AM	#15
gSlasher327 Pro Stature Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: USA Posts: 185 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 5	Man, I'm sorry, but I don't find this too funny. I'm from Kentucky, and I **ing hate this place 99.9% of the time, but I just hate it when people say Kentucky is full of rednecks and shit. Everybody that lives around where I live, are not rednecks, and all of my friends want out of this place just as much as me (and I wanted out before my parents were born), so it's not full of all the people you think. Let's take a look at that list in my (someone from Kentucky) opinion: 1. I **ing hate hunting/hunters, fishing/fishers, and I just pretty much hate the outdoors. 2. ... 3. I'm vegetarian. 4. I hate America, beer tastes like shit, I love dogs, hate pickup trucks, want to nuke everything that has to do with country music as well as the damn dukes of hazard, I'm tired of the god damn inbreeding jokes as well, and I'm not religious. 5. NASCAR is gay as hell. Please don't stereotype. __________________ Bob Marley r0<k$3rz!!!

07-19-2005, 09:20 AM	#16
Pj-Macx Pro Stature Join Date: May 2005 Location: 632 HP SS Posts: 3,337 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 68	Take it easy gslasher... I am from southern Missouri.. that is where I grew up.. and it has a few rednecks.. and I even consider myself a redneck... it is not that bad.. it is a joke.. everyone here knows that not everyone in the states mentioned is a redneck... it is all in good fun... __________________ Co-Owner @ BodyBuildingXtreme 2002 Navy Blue Metallic Camaro SS "The Blue Ghost" # 10354 -=LME LSX 454ci built for N20=-