old men can still think fast

pammiejoe6 · 04-28-2006, 10:44 PM

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years.

He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables,
horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was ideal for swimming, although he rarely did that anymore.

One evening he decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been
there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket with which to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with
glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women
skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you
leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or to make you get out of the pond naked. "
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral: Old men can still think fast.

**DarkFalcon** · 04-29-2006, 12:41 AM

:rofl: Ahh..wise old horny men. Can't beat em'!

**Pj-Macx** · 04-29-2006, 01:39 AM

Lmao... good one..

BeefMan · 04-29-2006, 05:17 AM

:rofl: good stuff..clever bastard

miezimau · 04-29-2006, 01:49 PM

Oh my

THis made me almost pee my pants I was laughing so hard.

Dex · 04-29-2006, 06:46 PM

LMAO!

Master Of Puppets · 04-30-2006, 12:11 AM

lmfao

04-28-2006, 10:44 PM	#1
pammiejoe6 Pink Members Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: south texas Posts: 4,164 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 84	old men can still think fast An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was ideal for swimming, although he rarely did that anymore. One evening he decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket with which to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or to make you get out of the pond naked. " Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator." Moral: Old men can still think fast.

04-29-2006, 01:39 AM	#3
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04-29-2006, 01:49 PM	#5
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04-30-2006, 12:11 AM	#7
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04-29-2006, 12:41 AM	#2
DarkFalcon I've got a RAGING clue! Join Date: May 2005 Location: dnyc99's cleaning staff Posts: 12,526 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 309	:rofl: Ahh..wise old horny men. Can't beat em'!

04-29-2006, 05:17 AM	#4
BeefMan Pro Stature Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 272 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 8	:rofl: good stuff..clever bastard

04-29-2006, 06:46 PM	#6
Dex Pro Stature Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 299 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 7	LMAO!