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07-06-2006, 08:38 PM
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Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 68   |  Life in Tucson, AZ Life in Tucson, AZ A Highway Patrolman pulled a car over in Tucson, Arizona and told the driver he won $5,000 in the statewide safety competition. "What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman. "Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license," he answered. "Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger's seat."He's a smart aleck when he's drunk." This woke up the guy in the back seat who took one look at the cop and moaned,"I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car." At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"
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Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 73 | speaking of Tucson... the 3rd largest Air Force in the World, sitting here on the ground. plus, it makes a profit. *this thread has been hijacked, thank you for your time. 
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