life in 2056...

Pj-Macx · 06-26-2006, 06:51 AM

Get a glimpse into life far into the future, in the year 2056...

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh
largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formally known as California.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of
the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and
Lebanon).

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10
more
years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2058.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces
mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise are the keys to weight
loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter
speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil
rights.

Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly
swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2057.

Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political
contributions to campaign accounts.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and
livestock.

Baby conceived naturally . . . scientists stumped!

Florida voters still don't know how to use a voting machine.

Ihateeveryone · 06-26-2006, 12:12 PM

Sucks to be those guys - given the shit I eat and chronic lack of cardio, I'll be dead from heart failure by then!!

**Trick D** · 06-27-2006, 12:13 AM

2056, I will be 73. I guess it is possible.

**Sholiz** · 06-27-2006, 03:21 PM

http://www.theonion.com/2056-06-22/

~~2Ripped4U~~ · 06-27-2006, 03:30 PM

I'll be 66.... Nope, I'm dying before age 30

Whoracle · 07-01-2006, 04:08 AM

..gotta have goals, I guess ;D

LOVERG1RL · 07-02-2006, 03:30 PM

WOW, by that time I will be in my 70-80s.

~~2Ripped4U~~ · 07-03-2006, 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whoracle

..gotta have goals, I guess ;D

Yup.

IronWarrior · 07-04-2006, 12:01 AM

I was just thinking about this a few days ago when I was watching "Escape from NY'lol! it said at the start of the movie the..THE FUTURE 1999..lol! pretty sure that was the date..lol! hey! that was 7 years ago!jezzz.lol!

06-26-2006, 06:51 AM	#1
Pj-Macx Pro Stature Join Date: May 2005 Location: 632 HP SS Posts: 3,336 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 68	life in 2056... Get a glimpse into life far into the future, in the year 2056... Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formally known as California. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon). Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2058. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. 85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise are the keys to weight loss. Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches. New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2057. Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts. IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally . . . scientists stumped! Florida voters still don't know how to use a voting machine. __________________ Co-Owner @ BodyBuildingXtreme 2002 Navy Blue Metallic Camaro SS "The Blue Ghost" # 10354 -=LME LSX 454ci built for N20=-

06-26-2006, 12:12 PM	#2
Ihateeveryone Pro Stature Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: The Castle of Blakkheim Posts: 752 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 11	Sucks to be those guys - given the shit I eat and chronic lack of cardio, I'll be dead from heart failure by then!! __________________ Bullshit things: Hippies Astrology Rap music Nu metal Leg presses Communism Nitric Oxide Left wing politics Decaf coffee Fortune cookies Cutting Prudes Wine coolers Non materialism F**k marijuana - legalise steroids!! Bart: Ohhh, this place smells, and somethings dripping on me! Willie: The smell's manure, and the drippin's manure!

06-27-2006, 03:21 PM	#4
Sholiz Soldier In Progress Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Michigan Posts: 3,431 Recipes: 3 Rep Power: 230	http://www.theonion.com/2056-06-22/ __________________ You hear me before you see me, I got King Kong in the trunk

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Whoracle Amateur Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Escanaba, Michigan Posts: 42 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 0	..gotta have goals, I guess ;D __________________ Talent is God given be humble Fame is man given be thankful Conceit is self given be careful

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06-27-2006, 03:30 PM	#5
~~2Ripped4U~~ Banned Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: NY Posts: 1,463 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 0	I'll be 66.... Nope, I'm dying before age 30

07-02-2006, 03:30 PM	#7
LOVERG1RL New Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 21 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 0	WOW, by that time I will be in my 70-80s.

07-04-2006, 12:01 AM	#9
IronWarrior Amateur Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 30 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 0	I was just thinking about this a few days ago when I was watching "Escape from NY'lol! it said at the start of the movie the..THE FUTURE 1999..lol! pretty sure that was the date..lol! hey! that was 7 years ago!jezzz.lol!