Italians... (joke)

Pj-Macx · 02-05-2006, 02:40 AM

An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato
garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son,
Vincenzo, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a
letter to his son and described his predicament.
Dear Vincenzo,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my
tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a
garden plot. If you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would dig
the garden for me.
Love: Pa

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Pa:
Not for nothing, but don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried THE BODIES.
Love Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up
the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man
and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Pa,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love Vinnie

Italionstallionl · 02-05-2006, 02:42 AM

hahahahaha, that was great :nosthumbs

Pj-Macx · 02-05-2006, 02:45 AM

LoL.. I thought it was very creative..

02-05-2006, 02:40 AM	#1
Pj-Macx Pro Stature Join Date: May 2005 Location: 632 HP SS Posts: 3,337 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 68	Italians... (joke) An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincenzo, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament. Dear Vincenzo, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the garden for me. Love: Pa A few days later he received a letter from his son. Dear Pa: Not for nothing, but don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried THE BODIES. Love Vinnie At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son. Dear Pa, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love Vinnie __________________ Co-Owner @ BodyBuildingXtreme 2002 Navy Blue Metallic Camaro SS "The Blue Ghost" # 10354 -=LME LSX 454ci built for N20=-

02-05-2006, 02:42 AM	#2
Italionstallionl Amateur Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 77 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 3	hahahahaha, that was great :nosthumbs __________________ ThermoLife Rep www.ThermoLife.com

02-05-2006, 02:45 AM	#3
Pj-Macx Pro Stature Join Date: May 2005 Location: 632 HP SS Posts: 3,337 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 68	LoL.. I thought it was very creative.. __________________ Co-Owner @ BodyBuildingXtreme 2002 Navy Blue Metallic Camaro SS "The Blue Ghost" # 10354 -=LME LSX 454ci built for N20=-

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