I'm going to type a story with my eyes closed....

**skelooth** · 08-07-2006, 04:10 AM

lol... I brought my laptop with me to bed, but looking at the screen putsa a kink in my neck. So I'm just going to type thispost with my head turned and resting on the pillow lol.

Okay, story time! A long time ago a duck laid a bunch of eggs, but one was a little larger and different looking than the rest. Regardless she loved it and kept it warm all the same. When all the eggs hatched the duckling that came from the larger egg was uglier, overweight, and was mildly retarded. It was very sad. Regardless, the momma duck loved it all the same. As the ducks go older all of the normal better looking ducks would make fun of the ugly ducking. This made the ugly duckling feel sad and alone. As time went on, something stranged haappened. While the rest of the ducklings weregrowing feathers, the ugly duckling was growing claws and fangs. It turnsout that the ugly duckling wasn't a duck at all! B ut a velociraptor!!!!! So the velociraptor (that's a dinosaur) ate all of the other little ducklings, but let the momma duck survive. He said to the momma duck "thank you for loving me" and the momma duck cried, so they went out for dinner that night. They went to taco bell actually. Momma duck got a mexican pizza and the velociraptor ate a few of the employees and a random person who was there for nachos. Everyone was really happy.

UNTIL..... there was this HUGE stray cat sitting at a bar drinking whiskey. He turns to the giraffee who's sitting next to em ands and says "I guess you got the highballs around here LOL" The giraffe did not think this was funny, so he ate the cat and the bartender. When the giraffe left the bar he accidently stepped on momma duck, so then him and the velociraptor are duking it out on the street. Velociraptor through a a hadoken but it missed blowing out the windows of a passerby's car. The giraffe did a somersault kick to the velociraptors face, dismambering his head. Both momma duck and the velociraptor were dead.... so the giraffe went to a different bar to cointinue hisdrinking problem.

Meanwhile somewhere in DarkFalcon's apartment there was a little caterpillar inching around the floor of the living roop. He was hungry, real hungry. So he started gnawing on the TV stand. It didnn't tastevery good but at least it was food. The caterpillar kept eating and eating until he was a bodybuilder, and he could bust out a most muscular that would make lee priest feel small. Then DF was walking past and acidentally stepped and crushed the caterpillar.

There is a moral of this story. The moreal is to never bring your laptop tobed with you, b/c it makes no sense.

So if any of you want to give my screen name to your sister... hey, it's cool with me.

Peace.

**antihero** · 08-07-2006, 04:43 AM

the sad part there is the lack of spelling mistakes.

Brent · 08-07-2006, 04:49 AM

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Originally Posted by antihero

the sad part there is the lack of spelling mistakes.

Is it that or the fact that he wants to talk to everyones sister?

**warriors** · 08-07-2006, 05:01 AM

they have dating sites for these kind of things skel

**davtown** · 08-07-2006, 06:54 AM

LOL I enjoyed the story

Nergal · 08-07-2006, 07:11 AM

LMFAO @ thread & story. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAA.

Ihateeveryone · 08-07-2006, 12:05 PM

Mexican pizza and nachos. You motherf**ker. Ah well, cutting wasn't meant to be easy.

**Jayelin** · 08-07-2006, 03:47 PM

How the hell does a giraffe do a somersault kick?

**skelooth** · 08-07-2006, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Jayelin

How the hell does a giraffe do a somersault kick?

With a lot of skill

**Jayelin** · 08-07-2006, 07:33 PM

Like, computer hacking skills or bow hunting skills?

**skelooth** · 08-07-2006, 07:35 PM

Ninja skills

EliteBSU · 08-07-2006, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Jayelin

bow hunting skills?

OHHH OHH I HAVE THEM.

yet i can write responces on the keyboard without looking yet i still hunt and peck... how does that work. i use four fingers and i can still get this mostly right on the first attempt

Ihateeveryone · 08-07-2006, 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by EliteBSU

OHHH OHH I HAVE THEM.

yet i can write responces on the keyboard without looking yet i still hunt and peck... how does that work. i use four fingers and i can still get this mostly right on the first attempt

Speak English, not gibberish.

**Trick D** · 08-08-2006, 12:03 AM

Well I am not looking at the computer as I typed this senetence about your stupid story... It was terrible... but to be honest with you I didn't read it because I am turning my head as I type this.

**bigDman** · 08-08-2006, 12:36 AM

I kinda liked the story

Ihateeveryone · 08-08-2006, 01:34 AM

Alright, people. I'm watching The Simpsons on TV, and headbanging to Morbid Angel. So now, without looking at the screen with that sort of shit happening, I'm going to attempt to write some sort of bullshit and try to make sense. Here goes:

Sioeol00tu is a sillt dickhea foe doing that shiot. whyu wrothe a story withj out lkkjing at sth scvreen., efpoecialy qhen its about mexivsn fooda when i an nmetbn toi bvt cuitting>< Ehern s fiuvk gpt makeihg mne huhhnghry

Wow. I was doing the double kick drumming too. That effort is f**king impressive.

**Sholiz** · 08-08-2006, 01:34 AM

Skel needs a girlfriend so he can have a life instead of making these posts ... don't you see, there's a deeper meaning behind everything.

EliteBSU · 08-08-2006, 01:41 AM

He's a computer geek. his best pickup line is can i insert my DDR RAM into your MOTHERBOARD

08-07-2006, 04:10 AM	#1
skelooth eh heh heh Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Behind you Posts: 7,203 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 158	I'm going to type a story with my eyes closed.... lol... I brought my laptop with me to bed, but looking at the screen putsa a kink in my neck. So I'm just going to type thispost with my head turned and resting on the pillow lol. Okay, story time! A long time ago a duck laid a bunch of eggs, but one was a little larger and different looking than the rest. Regardless she loved it and kept it warm all the same. When all the eggs hatched the duckling that came from the larger egg was uglier, overweight, and was mildly retarded. It was very sad. Regardless, the momma duck loved it all the same. As the ducks go older all of the normal better looking ducks would make fun of the ugly ducking. This made the ugly duckling feel sad and alone. As time went on, something stranged haappened. While the rest of the ducklings weregrowing feathers, the ugly duckling was growing claws and fangs. It turnsout that the ugly duckling wasn't a duck at all! B ut a velociraptor!!!!! So the velociraptor (that's a dinosaur) ate all of the other little ducklings, but let the momma duck survive. He said to the momma duck "thank you for loving me" and the momma duck cried, so they went out for dinner that night. They went to taco bell actually. Momma duck got a mexican pizza and the velociraptor ate a few of the employees and a random person who was there for nachos. Everyone was really happy. UNTIL..... there was this HUGE stray cat sitting at a bar drinking whiskey. He turns to the giraffee who's sitting next to em ands and says "I guess you got the highballs around here LOL" The giraffe did not think this was funny, so he ate the cat and the bartender. When the giraffe left the bar he accidently stepped on momma duck, so then him and the velociraptor are duking it out on the street. Velociraptor through a a hadoken but it missed blowing out the windows of a passerby's car. The giraffe did a somersault kick to the velociraptors face, dismambering his head. Both momma duck and the velociraptor were dead.... so the giraffe went to a different bar to cointinue hisdrinking problem. Meanwhile somewhere in DarkFalcon's apartment there was a little caterpillar inching around the floor of the living roop. He was hungry, real hungry. So he started gnawing on the TV stand. It didnn't tastevery good but at least it was food. The caterpillar kept eating and eating until he was a bodybuilder, and he could bust out a most muscular that would make lee priest feel small. Then DF was walking past and acidentally stepped and crushed the caterpillar. There is a moral of this story. The moreal is to never bring your laptop tobed with you, b/c it makes no sense. So if any of you want to give my screen name to your sister... hey, it's cool with me. Peace. __________________ http://loseover100lbs.com/misc-f7.html

08-07-2006, 04:43 AM	#2
antihero Gold Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 1,688 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 33	the sad part there is the lack of spelling mistakes. __________________ ****************** Disclaimer: Information given by me is my personal opinion. It cannot be considered medical advice and does not represent the official opinion of a company that is not a sponsor here. ******************

08-07-2006, 05:01 AM	#4
warriors The world is yours Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 1,127 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 29	they have dating sites for these kind of things skel __________________ Not Around...

08-07-2006, 06:54 AM	#5
davtown OM NOM NOM NOM Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: San Francisco Posts: 2,360 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 128	LOL I enjoyed the story __________________ --Training Journal-- current/goal D: 350/380 S: 280/300 B: 235/260

08-07-2006, 07:11 AM	#6
Nergal Mel Gibson > you Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: michigan Posts: 517 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 9	LMFAO @ thread & story. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAA. __________________ great big boots! great long laces! our jeans held up by scarlet braces!

08-07-2006, 12:05 PM	#7
Ihateeveryone Pro Stature Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: The Castle of Blakkheim Posts: 752 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 11	Mexican pizza and nachos. You motherfker. Ah well, cutting wasn't meant to be easy. __________________ Bullshit things: Hippies Astrology Rap music Nu metal Leg presses Communism Nitric Oxide Left wing politics Decaf coffee Fortune cookies Cutting Prudes Wine coolers Non materialism Fk marijuana - legalise steroids!! Bart: Ohhh, this place smells, and somethings dripping on me! Willie: The smell's manure, and the drippin's manure!

08-07-2006, 03:47 PM	#8
Jayelin IronMass Vip Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Middletown, Ohio Posts: 791 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 28	How the hell does a giraffe do a somersault kick? __________________ George Orwell was double plus right.

08-07-2006, 07:33 PM	#10
Jayelin IronMass Vip Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Middletown, Ohio Posts: 791 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 28	Like, computer hacking skills or bow hunting skills? __________________ George Orwell was double plus right.

08-07-2006, 07:35 PM	#11
skelooth eh heh heh Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Behind you Posts: 7,203 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 158	Ninja skills __________________ http://loseover100lbs.com/misc-f7.html

08-08-2006, 01:34 AM	#16
Ihateeveryone Pro Stature Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: The Castle of Blakkheim Posts: 752 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 11	Alright, people. I'm watching The Simpsons on TV, and headbanging to Morbid Angel. So now, without looking at the screen with that sort of shit happening, I'm going to attempt to write some sort of bullshit and try to make sense. Here goes: Sioeol00tu is a sillt dickhea foe doing that shiot. whyu wrothe a story withj out lkkjing at sth scvreen., efpoecialy qhen its about mexivsn fooda when i an nmetbn toi bvt cuitting>< Ehern s fiuvk gpt makeihg mne huhhnghry Wow. I was doing the double kick drumming too. That effort is fking impressive. __________________ Bullshit things: Hippies Astrology Rap music Nu metal Leg presses Communism Nitric Oxide Left wing politics Decaf coffee Fortune cookies Cutting Prudes Wine coolers Non materialism Fk marijuana - legalise steroids!! Bart: Ohhh, this place smells, and somethings dripping on me! Willie: The smell's manure, and the drippin's manure!

08-08-2006, 01:34 AM	#17
Sholiz Soldier In Progress Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Michigan Posts: 3,431 Recipes: 3 Rep Power: 230	Skel needs a girlfriend so he can have a life instead of making these posts ... don't you see, there's a deeper meaning behind everything. __________________ You hear me before you see me, I got King Kong in the trunk

08-08-2006, 01:41 AM	#18
EliteBSU IMPC Contestant Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Minnesota Posts: 460 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 63	He's a computer geek. his best pickup line is can i insert my DDR RAM into your MOTHERBOARD