HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN

Pj-Macx · 12-12-2005, 01:01 PM

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide, loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.

Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee! Rinse off and get out of shower.

Partially dry off! Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. Admire wiener size in mirror again. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo' sound again. Throw wet towel on bed.

LoL.. this is soooooo true...

**jiza101** · 12-12-2005, 10:21 PM

lol i actually relate exactly to the man one, except i don't make a mohawk, i mess with my hair and see what style looks good :bigthumbu

**MASSIVE** · 12-12-2005, 10:25 PM

Damn.....I have to agree with what's listed above.
Reality is no fun...

**powerman2000** · 12-12-2005, 10:44 PM

Yep, thats the way it pretty much happens in my house.

**EME** · 12-12-2005, 10:55 PM

- EME

Whoracle · 12-12-2005, 11:50 PM

^Read Above Poster's Post^

On another note.. wow is that true. Oh hey PJ - "woo-woo"

**jiza101** · 12-13-2005, 02:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EME

- EME

Heres Gappa:

And here is Johnsbod:

**MASSIVE** · 12-13-2005, 02:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EME

- EME

:yeah:

Pj-Macx · 12-13-2005, 04:47 AM

LoL... why did I know this thread would lead to someone wanting pictures... :o

**DarkFalcon** · 12-13-2005, 05:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jiza101

Heres Gappa:

And here is Johnsbod:

lol..I'm all for the johnsbod bashing since he abandoned us for so long. :bigthumbu And that really is Gappa, nice tighty whiteys.

blood vs. water · 12-14-2005, 02:38 AM

lmao. im guilty of the ever-so-popular shampoo mohawk and i also find the acoustics in the shower to be pretty hilarious as well.

**MurphMan** · 12-14-2005, 02:49 AM

I take baths.

**powerman2000** · 12-14-2005, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MurphMan

I take baths.

blood vs. water · 12-15-2005, 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MurphMan

I take baths.

splish splash

**skelooth** · 12-15-2005, 12:43 AM

I don't admire my weiner size :\

**MurphMan** · 12-15-2005, 02:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skelooth

I don't admire my weiner size :\

It's cool bro.........DF says it is just right!

**skelooth** · 12-15-2005, 02:36 AM

:gay:

**MurphMan** · 12-15-2005, 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skelooth

:gay:

**skelooth** · 12-15-2005, 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jiza101

Heres Gappa:

And here is Johnsbod:

That's hawt

12-12-2005, 01:01 PM	#1
Pj-Macx Pro Stature Join Date: May 2005 Location: 632 HP SS Posts: 3,337 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 68	HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide, loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee! Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off! Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. Admire wiener size in mirror again. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo' sound again. Throw wet towel on bed. LoL.. this is soooooo true... __________________ Co-Owner @ BodyBuildingXtreme 2002 Navy Blue Metallic Camaro SS "The Blue Ghost" # 10354 -=LME LSX 454ci built for N20=-

12-12-2005, 10:21 PM	#2
jiza101 Rocco Siffredi Join Date: May 2005 Location: On Set Posts: 621 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 10	lol i actually relate exactly to the man one, except i don't make a mohawk, i mess with my hair and see what style looks good :bigthumbu __________________

12-12-2005, 10:25 PM	#3
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12-12-2005, 10:44 PM	#4
powerman2000 The Old Moderator Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Colorado Posts: 4,188 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 202	Yep, thats the way it pretty much happens in my house. __________________ Don't forget to periodize Best BP 507 lbs competitive Best Squat 705 lbs competitive Best DL 650 lbs competitive Guns don't kill people, men who come home early do. My workout log http://www.ironmass.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6247 Last edited by powerman2000 : 12-14-2005 at 04:50 PM.

12-12-2005, 10:55 PM	#5
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12-12-2005, 11:50 PM	#6
Whoracle Amateur Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Escanaba, Michigan Posts: 42 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 0	^Read Above Poster's Post^ On another note.. wow is that true. Oh hey PJ - "woo-woo" __________________ Talent is God given be humble Fame is man given be thankful Conceit is self given be careful

12-13-2005, 04:47 AM	#9
Pj-Macx Pro Stature Join Date: May 2005 Location: 632 HP SS Posts: 3,337 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 68	LoL... why did I know this thread would lead to someone wanting pictures... :o __________________ Co-Owner @ BodyBuildingXtreme 2002 Navy Blue Metallic Camaro SS "The Blue Ghost" # 10354 -=LME LSX 454ci built for N20=-

12-14-2005, 02:38 AM	#11
blood vs. water IronMass Donator Join Date: May 2005 Location: staten island, ny Posts: 153 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 6	lmao. im guilty of the ever-so-popular shampoo mohawk and i also find the acoustics in the shower to be pretty hilarious as well. __________________ WORDS HAVE FAILED ME ONCE AGAIN

12-14-2005, 02:49 AM	#12
MurphMan Robomoderator Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,598 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 26	I take baths.

12-15-2005, 12:43 AM	#15
skelooth eh heh heh Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Behind you Posts: 7,203 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 158	I don't admire my weiner size :\ __________________ http://loseover100lbs.com/misc-f7.html

12-15-2005, 02:36 AM	#17
skelooth eh heh heh Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Behind you Posts: 7,203 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 158	:gay: __________________ http://loseover100lbs.com/misc-f7.html