HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER

Pj-Macx · 05-25-2006, 04:29 PM

HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER
You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one.........
Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was.Mrs.. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, Mrs.. Hester started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Stephanie than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I re just roommates."
About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said, "Well,
I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Brian
Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that read:
Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
Love, Mom
LESSON OF THE DAY... NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!

LukasJ · 05-25-2006, 04:43 PM

now that's good

Lift · 05-25-2006, 04:48 PM

lmao pj, thats awesome

Pj-Macx · 05-25-2006, 05:16 PM

I get some really good emails.. LoL

**A.FreeRadical** · 05-25-2006, 05:34 PM

LMAO

Chalk one up for "mom".

*

**skelooth** · 05-25-2006, 06:36 PM

pffft, i find all sorts of things that have gone missing in my bed. One time I found a bag of swedish fish I was looking for for WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Something about the blanket kept them fresh, squishy, and fat free

Pj-Macx · 05-25-2006, 07:29 PM

lol Skel.. for some reason that does not surprise me.. lol

Dan · 05-25-2006, 07:31 PM

good one i sent it to a few friends

Jordan×core · 05-25-2006, 09:28 PM

Haha

Burn.

**Pioneer** · 05-26-2006, 05:25 PM

hahaha

05-25-2006, 04:29 PM	#1
Pj-Macx Pro Stature Join Date: May 2005 Location: 632 HP SS Posts: 3,336 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 68	HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one......... Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was.Mrs.. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, Mrs.. Hester started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Stephanie than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I re just roommates." About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote: Dear Mother: I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Brian Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that read: Dear Son: I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom LESSON OF THE DAY... NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER! __________________ Co-Owner @ BodyBuildingXtreme 2002 Navy Blue Metallic Camaro SS "The Blue Ghost" # 10354 -=LME LSX 454ci built for N20=-

05-25-2006, 04:43 PM	#2
LukasJ Pro Stature Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 117 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 7	now that's good __________________ Slip out the back before they know you were there And at the worst you'll see nobody cares Cos you dont wana be around when it all goes down Even heroes know when to be scared ...Fort Minor - Slip out the back

05-25-2006, 04:48 PM	#3
Lift I Love IronMass.Com Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 825 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 11	lmao pj, thats awesome __________________ MrLiftALot@hotmail.com "King Kong Ain't Got Sh*t On Me..."

05-25-2006, 05:16 PM	#4
Pj-Macx Pro Stature Join Date: May 2005 Location: 632 HP SS Posts: 3,336 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 68	I get some really good emails.. LoL __________________ Co-Owner @ BodyBuildingXtreme 2002 Navy Blue Metallic Camaro SS "The Blue Ghost" # 10354 -=LME LSX 454ci built for N20=-

05-25-2006, 05:34 PM	#5
A.FreeRadical the Epicurean Bodybuilder Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 2,245 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 58	LMAO Chalk one up for "mom". * __________________ "Is it going to be the red pill or the blue pill, Neo? The red pill will answer the question 'What is the Matrix?' Choose carefully. Remember, all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more." Ron Paul for President, 2008 A.FreeRadical ...the Epicurean bodybuilder Height: 5'9", Age: 62, My last high on 2/1/2006 was 196 lbs. My last low on 8/08/2006 was 167.5 lbs. Cutting until I am lean Starting weight: 190 lbs. bodyfat: 19.7% November 27th: 183 lbs. bodyfat: 18.3% bodyfat Goal Weight: 176 lbs with no more than 10% bodyfat My recipe collection

05-25-2006, 06:36 PM	#6
skelooth eh heh heh Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Behind you Posts: 7,200 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 158	pffft, i find all sorts of things that have gone missing in my bed. One time I found a bag of swedish fish I was looking for for WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Something about the blanket kept them fresh, squishy, and fat free __________________ http://loseover100lbs.com/misc-f7.html

05-25-2006, 07:29 PM	#7
Pj-Macx Pro Stature Join Date: May 2005 Location: 632 HP SS Posts: 3,336 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 68	lol Skel.. for some reason that does not surprise me.. lol __________________ Co-Owner @ BodyBuildingXtreme 2002 Navy Blue Metallic Camaro SS "The Blue Ghost" # 10354 -=LME LSX 454ci built for N20=-

05-25-2006, 07:31 PM	#8
Dan Unpaid Trash Collector Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Colorado Posts: 1,725 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 26	good one i sent it to a few friends __________________ Got an issue send a PM ... to anyone but me

05-25-2006, 09:28 PM	#9
Jordan×core Pro Stature Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 851 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 31	Haha Burn. __________________ How did I fail women studies? I love bitches. If there is no enemy there is no fight...if there is no fight there is no victor...if there is no victor there is no crown.....now we have a enemy we have a fight and we will win the crown.

05-26-2006, 05:25 PM	#10
Pioneer Moderator Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,719 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 73	hahaha __________________ "A Marine in battle fears disgracing himself by running. He fears not losing his life, but losing his honor. He may not be able to preserve his life, but he can always preserve his honor. That much is within his power... To fear disgrace but not death, to fear not duty but dereliction from duty -- this is courage." -FMFM 1-0 "Leading Marines" pg. 43 Drive on

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