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What Green Berets are always taught:



1) Keep your priorities in order and
2) Know when to act without hesitation.

A Green Beret was attending some college courses
between assignments. He
had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan.

One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed
atheist and a
member of the ACLU. One day he shocked the class when
he came in, looked
to the ceiling, and flatly stated, "God, if you are
real, then I want
you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you
exactly 15 minutes."
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin
drop. Ten minutes
went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God
I'm still
waiting."

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the
Green Beret got out of his
chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him;
knocking him off
the platform. The professor was out cold. The Green
Beret went back to his
seat and sat there, silently. The other students were
shocked and
stunned they sat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken,
looked at the
Green Beret and asked, "What the hell is the matter
with you? Why did you do
that?"

The Green Beret calmly replied, "God was too busy
today taking care of
America's soldiers who are protecting your right to
say stupid things and
act like an idiot."

"So, He sent me."

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Ballad Of the Green Berets
by Sgt. Barry Sadler 1965

Fighting soldiers from the sky
Fearless men who jump and die
Men who mean just what they say
The brave men of the Green Beret

Chorus:
Silver wings upon their chest
These are men, America's best
One hundred men will test today
But only three win the Green Beret


Trained to live off natures land
Trained in combat, hand-to-hand
Men who fight by night and day
Courage peak from the Green Berets


(Chorus) Silver wings upon their chest
These are men, America's best
One hundred men will test today
But only three win the Green Beret


Back at home a young wife waits
Her Green Beret has met his fate
He has died for those oppressed
Leaving her his last request
"Put silver wings on my son's chest
Make him one of America's best
He'll be a man they'll test one day
Have him win the Green Beret"


(Chorus) Silver wings upon their chest
These are men, America's best
One hundred men will test today
But only three win the Green Beret

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