Gotta love toilets with a poo return policy.

**Jayelin** · 05-07-2007, 04:15 PM

My buddy Jaybee: I hate my toilet it has a poo return policy

Me: ewwwwwww

Jaybee: not all the time but just every now and then it's like HEY! here's your poo back.

Me: hahhahaha

Jaybee: and then you have to go NO! I don't want it back!!! and push the handle back down again

Me: You got to show that turd who's boss.

Jaybee: you got it

Jaybee: I have a neat weapon to fight it with it's a stick with a rubber poo return deflector on the end of it

**Trick D** · 05-07-2007, 04:57 PM

**madman911** · 05-07-2007, 05:10 PM

Poo... always funny.

I've always been fascinated by 'phantom poo'... where it drops into the bowl and then somehow vanishes completely before you even flush.

**Jayhawkk** · 05-08-2007, 02:58 AM

We had a phantom pooer when I was in the Army. Seems a man on dexatrim and drinking large amounts of Vodka will lose control of the bowels in a very violent way.

**Jayelin** · 05-08-2007, 01:33 PM

EliteBSU · 05-08-2007, 02:56 PM

my brother claims he shyte clear. he said there was no bile in his system, from a week of not eating and only drinking green tea.

i say it was a phantom pooh

**Jayelin** · 05-09-2007, 03:57 PM

I agree, phantom poo

XiLe Ultra · 05-09-2007, 05:35 PM

Poo comes out in huge healthy logs when I cut, and nasty random chunks when I bulk.

88shane04 · 05-09-2007, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by XiLe Ultra

Poo comes out in huge healthy logs when I cut, and nasty random chunks when I bulk.

rofl I just poo'ed and it was nasty chunks sorta sucked I took 3 days off the cut though and have been PIGGING out because I max today so that explains that.:clapping:

**Jayelin** · 05-09-2007, 06:11 PM

XiLe Ultra · 05-09-2007, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by 88shane04

rofl I just poo'ed and it was nasty chunks sorta sucked I took 3 days off the cut though and have been PIGGING out because I max today so that explains that.:clapping:

lmao!
Let me know what you max.

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Originally Posted by Jayelin

eww

If women actually poo'd you would realize that it isn't that nasty to talk about or look at, or sometimes even smell.

**Jayelin** · 05-09-2007, 09:18 PM

I don't think poo itself is gross, I just think that blowing nasty chunks of it is.

XiLe Ultra · 05-09-2007, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Jayelin

I don't think poo itself is gross, I just think that blowing nasty chunks of it is.

oh, but still you don't poo because you're a girl, and girls don't poo!

**Ikaika** · 05-09-2007, 09:35 PM

Ew poo chunks...who poops anyway? I certainly don't do that...

EliteBSU · 05-10-2007, 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by XiLe Ultra

oh, but still you don't poo because you're a girl, and girls don't poo!

no DUH captain obvious.

girls dont poo, thats where babies come from

**Jayelin** · 05-10-2007, 01:46 PM

Ya, but all my male friends love to tell me in great detail their pooing adventures.

EliteBSU · 05-10-2007, 07:39 PM

my favorites are the Moby Dicks and the Titantics.

i was so proud of one MD i took a picture of it and saved it for a while. it looped the bowl plus a little.

Titanics a.k.a. submarines float then sink then bob back up again

kekeke

05-07-2007, 04:15 PM	#1
Jayelin IronMass Vip Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Middletown, Ohio Posts: 791 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 28	Gotta love toilets with a poo return policy. My buddy Jaybee: I hate my toilet it has a poo return policy Me: ewwwwwww Jaybee: not all the time but just every now and then it's like HEY! here's your poo back. Me: hahhahaha Jaybee: and then you have to go NO! I don't want it back!!! and push the handle back down again Me: You got to show that turd who's boss. Jaybee: you got it Jaybee: I have a neat weapon to fight it with it's a stick with a rubber poo return deflector on the end of it __________________ George Orwell was double plus right.

05-07-2007, 05:10 PM	#3
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05-08-2007, 02:58 AM	#4
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05-08-2007, 01:33 PM	#5
Jayelin IronMass Vip Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Middletown, Ohio Posts: 791 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 28	Re: Gotta love toilets with a poo return policy. Eww __________________ George Orwell was double plus right.

05-08-2007, 02:56 PM	#6
EliteBSU IMPC Contestant Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Minnesota Posts: 460 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 63	Re: Gotta love toilets with a poo return policy. my brother claims he shyte clear. he said there was no bile in his system, from a week of not eating and only drinking green tea. i say it was a phantom pooh

05-09-2007, 03:57 PM	#7
Jayelin IronMass Vip Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Middletown, Ohio Posts: 791 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 28	Re: Gotta love toilets with a poo return policy. I agree, phantom poo __________________ George Orwell was double plus right.

05-09-2007, 05:35 PM	#8
XiLe Ultra Pro Stature Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Aurora, IL Posts: 2,403 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 186	Re: Gotta love toilets with a poo return policy. Poo comes out in huge healthy logs when I cut, and nasty random chunks when I bulk. __________________ ISSA Certified Personal Trainer in IL Deadlift: 405 Bench: ?? Squat: ?? MP #17 (no G & N)

05-09-2007, 06:11 PM	#10
Jayelin IronMass Vip Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Middletown, Ohio Posts: 791 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 28	Re: Gotta love toilets with a poo return policy. eww __________________ George Orwell was double plus right.

05-09-2007, 09:18 PM	#12
Jayelin IronMass Vip Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Middletown, Ohio Posts: 791 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 28	Re: Gotta love toilets with a poo return policy. I don't think poo itself is gross, I just think that blowing nasty chunks of it is. __________________ George Orwell was double plus right.

05-09-2007, 09:35 PM	#14
Ikaika resident degen Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 3,849 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 220	Re: Gotta love toilets with a poo return policy. Ew poo chunks...who poops anyway? I certainly don't do that... __________________ No supplement can make up for the lack of a strong work ethic.

05-10-2007, 01:46 PM	#16
Jayelin IronMass Vip Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Middletown, Ohio Posts: 791 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 28	Re: Gotta love toilets with a poo return policy. Ya, but all my male friends love to tell me in great detail their pooing adventures. __________________ George Orwell was double plus right.

05-10-2007, 07:39 PM	#17
EliteBSU IMPC Contestant Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Minnesota Posts: 460 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 63	Re: Gotta love toilets with a poo return policy. my favorites are the Moby Dicks and the Titantics. i was so proud of one MD i took a picture of it and saved it for a while. it looped the bowl plus a little. Titanics a.k.a. submarines float then sink then bob back up again kekeke

05-14-2007, 02:21 PM	#18
Jayelin IronMass Vip Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Middletown, Ohio