Good news, Bad news

Pj-Macx · 06-19-2006, 11:30 PM

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers. "We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper.

"Tell me! Did you find her?!" Wilkens shouted.

The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"

Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."

The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."

"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"

The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound King crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her."

Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?"

The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."

**Ikaika** · 06-19-2006, 11:53 PM

wahahaha...I would rofl but my floor is covered with pokey things and i'd hurt myseld

**Peaked_18** · 06-19-2006, 11:59 PM

I like these jokes.

Did you see the new Blue Collar Comedy Tour? On the road or something like that.. at the end they tell a really good joke like that.

Pj-Macx · 06-20-2006, 12:34 AM

Yea I love those.. I have all of them but the last one.. have you seen Ron Whites Cant Fix Stupid... if you havent.. you should.. that is funny as shit..

**Peaked_18** · 06-20-2006, 02:05 AM

I have seen some of it. I always liked Ron White.

Pj-Macx · 06-20-2006, 02:09 AM

yea him and Bill Engvall are my favorites..

**Fitnfirm** · 06-20-2006, 02:38 AM

PJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:clapping:

**Ikaika** · 06-20-2006, 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pj-Macx

Yea I love those.. I have all of them but the last one.. have you seen Ron Whites Cant Fix Stupid... if you havent.. you should.. that is funny as shit..

my favorite bit is "they were pulling over every car driving down that particular sidewalk. And thats profiling. Profiling is wrong..."

Pj-Macx · 06-20-2006, 11:48 AM

LoL.. yea. and his bit about riding in the plane.. "how far will one engine take us... straight to the scene of the crash, which is pretty handy cause that is where we are going, I bet we beat the paramedics by a half hour..."

There are others from him that I like.. but the sidewalk one and the plane one are great...

dukebrown · 06-20-2006, 12:12 PM

Awsome

06-19-2006, 11:30 PM	#1
Pj-Macx Pro Stature Join Date: May 2005 Location: 632 HP SS Posts: 3,336 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 68	Good news, Bad news The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers. "We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper. "Tell me! Did you find her?!" Wilkens shouted. The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?" Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first." The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay." "Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?" The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound King crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her." Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?" The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow." __________________ Co-Owner @ BodyBuildingXtreme 2002 Navy Blue Metallic Camaro SS "The Blue Ghost" # 10354 -=LME LSX 454ci built for N20=-

06-19-2006, 11:53 PM	#2
Ikaika resident degen Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 3,771 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 216	wahahaha...I would rofl but my floor is covered with pokey things and i'd hurt myseld __________________ No supplement can make up for the lack of a strong work ethic.

06-20-2006, 12:34 AM	#4
Pj-Macx Pro Stature Join Date: May 2005 Location: 632 HP SS Posts: 3,336 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 68	Yea I love those.. I have all of them but the last one.. have you seen Ron Whites Cant Fix Stupid... if you havent.. you should.. that is funny as shit.. __________________ Co-Owner @ BodyBuildingXtreme 2002 Navy Blue Metallic Camaro SS "The Blue Ghost" # 10354 -=LME LSX 454ci built for N20=-

06-20-2006, 02:09 AM	#6
Pj-Macx Pro Stature Join Date: May 2005 Location: 632 HP SS Posts: 3,336 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 68	yea him and Bill Engvall are my favorites.. __________________ Co-Owner @ BodyBuildingXtreme 2002 Navy Blue Metallic Camaro SS "The Blue Ghost" # 10354 -=LME LSX 454ci built for N20=-

06-20-2006, 11:48 AM	#9
Pj-Macx Pro Stature Join Date: May 2005 Location: 632 HP SS Posts: 3,336 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 68	LoL.. yea. and his bit about riding in the plane.. "how far will one engine take us... straight to the scene of the crash, which is pretty handy cause that is where we are going, I bet we beat the paramedics by a half hour..." There are others from him that I like.. but the sidewalk one and the plane one are great... __________________ Co-Owner @ BodyBuildingXtreme 2002 Navy Blue Metallic Camaro SS "The Blue Ghost" # 10354 -=LME LSX 454ci built for N20=-

06-19-2006, 11:59 PM	#3
Peaked_18 a la commode Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 4,247 Recipes: 2 Rep Power: 96	I like these jokes. Did you see the new Blue Collar Comedy Tour? On the road or something like that.. at the end they tell a really good joke like that.

06-20-2006, 02:05 AM	#5
Peaked_18 a la commode Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 4,247 Recipes: 2 Rep Power: 96	I have seen some of it. I always liked Ron White.

06-20-2006, 02:38 AM	#7
Fitnfirm Spanky Doodle ! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Muscle Land Posts: 1,821 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 47	PJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:clapping:

06-20-2006, 12:12 PM	#10
dukebrown IMPC Contestant Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 115 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 4	Awsome __________________ If you aint sweatin you aint workin If you aint hurting you aint growin shsumofo@cyber-rights.net

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