Good Medicare Joke!

Pj-Macx · 12-09-2006, 08:43 PM

The phone rings and the lady of the house
answers, "Hello." "Mrs. Sanders, please."
"Speaking."
"Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint
Agnes Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to
the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as
well, and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly
the results are either bad or terrible."

"What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks
nervously.

"Well, one of the specimens tested positive
for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't
tell which is your husband's."

"That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Sanders.

"Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time."

"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off
somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him.

**bubba g** · 12-09-2006, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pj-Macx

The phone rings and the lady of the house
answers, "Hello." "Mrs. Sanders, please."
"Speaking."
"Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint
Agnes Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to
the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as
well, and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly
the results are either bad or terrible."

"What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks
nervously.

"Well, one of the specimens tested positive
for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't
tell which is your husband's."

"That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Sanders.

"Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time."

"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off
somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him.

lol...

**mr_min** · 12-10-2006, 07:24 PM

so-so..didnt do much for me.

sorry...hah

but i do love your avatar...nice

**romanaz** · 12-10-2006, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mr_min

but i do love your avatar...nice

dont we all?

Pj-Macx · 12-11-2006, 03:22 PM

LoL.. Glad y'all like it..

**Jayelin** · 12-12-2006, 02:29 AM

lol, I sell medsups, so I'll definately have to pass that one around the office.

12-09-2006, 08:43 PM	#1
Pj-Macx Pro Stature Join Date: May 2005 Location: 632 HP SS Posts: 3,336 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 68	Good Medicare Joke! The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello." "Mrs. Sanders, please." "Speaking." "Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible." "What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously. "Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is your husband's." "That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Sanders. "Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time." "Well, what am I supposed to do now?" "The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him. __________________ Co-Owner @ BodyBuildingXtreme 2002 Navy Blue Metallic Camaro SS "The Blue Ghost" # 10354 -=LME LSX 454ci built for N20=-

12-11-2006, 03:22 PM	#5
Pj-Macx Pro Stature Join Date: May 2005 Location: 632 HP SS Posts: 3,336 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 68	LoL.. Glad y'all like it.. __________________ Co-Owner @ BodyBuildingXtreme 2002 Navy Blue Metallic Camaro SS "The Blue Ghost" # 10354 -=LME LSX 454ci built for N20=-

12-12-2006, 02:29 AM	#6
Jayelin IronMass Vip Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Middletown, Ohio Posts: 791 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 28	lol, I sell medsups, so I'll definately have to pass that one around the office. __________________ George Orwell was double plus right.

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12-10-2006, 07:24 PM	#3
mr_min IronMass Vip Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: connecticut Posts: 502 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 11	so-so..didnt do much for me. sorry...hah but i do love your avatar...nice