Going to a club, but you can't dance or drink?

**skelooth** · 02-03-2006, 11:39 PM

:boink:

In my never ending attempt to build some sort of really cool social life, I have the opportunity to go hit up a club with a bunch of cheer leaders.

The problems.... I can't dance. Seriously, I am the world's WORST dancer. Everytime I have ever danced in my life whoever I was with was like "... please stop, you're embarassing me". The second problem is that I can NOT drink.

SooOOoOOoo yeah, what the hell do i do at a club if i'm not drinking or dancing?

I have no issue with going out and having a good time, but... I don't know, I've never been a 'clubber'. I'm not used to the socialogy of clubs and really don't know what the hell i'll 'do with myself' if i go. Sit in the corner?

**EME** · 02-03-2006, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by skelooth

:boink:

In my never ending attempt to build some sort of really cool social life, I have the opportunity to go hit up a club with a bunch of cheer leaders.

The problems.... I can't dance. Seriously, I am the world's WORST dancer. Everytime I have ever danced in my life whoever I was with was like "... please stop, you're embarassing me". The second problem is that I can NOT drink.

SooOOoOOoo yeah, what the hell do i do at a club if i'm not drinking or dancing?

I have no issue with going out and having a good time, but... I don't know, I've never been a 'clubber'. I'm not used to the socialogy of clubs and really don't know what the hell i'll 'do with myself' if i go. Sit in the corner?

Go sit in the corner???

Get a diet coke and hang out and talk with everyone. Most of the time spent at a club isn't really dancing anyway. It's more about hanging out with your friends... people watching... listening to the music. more people watching... etc

- EME

**skelooth** · 02-03-2006, 11:59 PM

i'm good at people watching :bigthumbu they usually think i want to steal their wallet

nextteenamateur · 02-04-2006, 01:01 AM

the key is to find the girls that also suck at dancing!

chlaxman · 02-04-2006, 01:13 AM

Ask one or two of the cheerleaders (girl ones

) to help you out while there. Club dancing is basically just keeping in line with the bass and getting close to a girl anyways. You're better when you don't think about it, as long as you're not flinging your arms everywhere.

~~Hacking is a Felony~~ · 02-04-2006, 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by chlaxman

as long as you're not flinging your arms everywhere.

.. I can see skel now --> :crazy1:

**Trick D** · 02-04-2006, 01:16 AM

Well man there are several things you can do. 1. You can play it off like you can't dance at all. The girls may like that and try to help you learn to dance.

2. I don't drink anymore, so I am always at clubs. You can say the whole "I'm huge in nutrition and don't drink, get me a redbull... you know something like that.

chlaxman · 02-04-2006, 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by PROVERBS 4:13

.. I can see skel now --> :crazy1:

:5hammer: :denied: :bed2:

**Peaked_18** · 02-04-2006, 01:23 AM

Do diet pepsi shots off of girls..

I have never been to a club so I can't tell you much. But I got you figured out and I am staying with you buddy.

+1

**DJSTARER** · 02-04-2006, 01:29 AM

some girls think its cute when guys cant dance. Just do what the Fonze would do... minus the dance....

~~Hacking is a Felony~~ · 02-04-2006, 01:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Trick D

You can play it off like you can't dance at all. The girls may like that and try to help you learn to dance.

I think that's your best bet skel .. just tell them you don't know how to dance .. but you're willing to learn if they teach you.

If all else fails hook up with that girl from work .. I'll bet she'll teach you a few things LOL

**skelooth** · 02-04-2006, 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PROVERBS 4:13

.. I can see skel now --> :crazy1:

ROTF!!! That's what's going to happen if they push me into the middle of the dance floor

Vegeto · 02-04-2006, 03:48 AM

:boink1: I can see your real problem is that you have too many cheerleaders on your hands. PM me if you need a place to send some of the hot ones.

Dumping off a few with me should relieve some of the pressure.

hed · 02-04-2006, 04:52 AM

Pop 2 stim x's and get your (awkward) groove on. :5hammer:

**krzna** · 02-04-2006, 06:14 AM

Ahhh hell ...skel is prolly getting laid

manders · 02-04-2006, 09:02 AM

ask jkeith what he does at the club lol he doesnt drink or really danc either. However all you really need to do is grab those chicks and get between all of them and let them sandwhich you and you cant really move so it wont look bad lol

chlaxman · 02-04-2006, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by manders

ask jkeith what he does at the club lol he doesnt drink or really danc either. However all you really need to do is grab those chicks and get between all of them and let them sandwhich you and you cant really move so it wont look bad lol

I was going to suggest the same thing, justfollow her hips :boink1:

**skelooth** · 02-04-2006, 02:30 PM

I was actually considering taking dance lessons a while back. Completely unrelated to go out with cheerchicks... clubs seem to be like "THE" place for meeting women. Girls LOVE clubs!

02-03-2006, 11:39 PM	#1
skelooth eh heh heh Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Behind you Posts: 7,200 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 158	Going to a club, but you can't dance or drink? :boink: In my never ending attempt to build some sort of really cool social life, I have the opportunity to go hit up a club with a bunch of cheer leaders. The problems.... I can't dance. Seriously, I am the world's WORST dancer. Everytime I have ever danced in my life whoever I was with was like "... please stop, you're embarassing me". The second problem is that I can NOT drink. SooOOoOOoo yeah, what the hell do i do at a club if i'm not drinking or dancing? I have no issue with going out and having a good time, but... I don't know, I've never been a 'clubber'. I'm not used to the socialogy of clubs and really don't know what the hell i'll 'do with myself' if i go. Sit in the corner? __________________ http://loseover100lbs.com/misc-f7.html

02-03-2006, 11:59 PM	#3
skelooth eh heh heh Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Behind you Posts: 7,200 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 158	i'm good at people watching :bigthumbu they usually think i want to steal their wallet __________________ http://loseover100lbs.com/misc-f7.html

02-04-2006, 01:01 AM	#4
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02-04-2006, 01:13 AM	#5
chlaxman Pro Stature Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Maine baby Posts: 560 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 9	Ask one or two of the cheerleaders (girl ones ) to help you out while there. Club dancing is basically just keeping in line with the bass and getting close to a girl anyways. You're better when you don't think about it, as long as you're not flinging your arms everywhere. __________________ Tempora mutantur, et nos mutamur in illis. :weight_li :dumbells: :bed2: :friday:

02-04-2006, 01:29 AM	#10
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02-04-2006, 01:23 AM	#9
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02-04-2006, 03:48 AM	#13
Vegeto blameless sinner Join Date: May 2005 Location: Minnesota Posts: 803 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 15	:boink1: I can see your real problem is that you have too many cheerleaders on your hands. PM me if you need a place to send some of the hot ones. Dumping off a few with me should relieve some of the pressure. __________________ ______________ ________________ ......Busy Training...... __________________ ________________ __________________

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02-04-2006, 09:02 AM	#16
manders Pro Stature Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Houston Posts: 182 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 4	ask jkeith what he does at the club lol he doesnt drink or really danc either. However all you really need to do is grab those chicks and get between all of them and let them sandwhich you and you cant really move so it wont look bad lol

02-04-2006, 02:30 PM	#18
skelooth eh heh heh Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Behind you Posts: 7,200 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 158	I was actually considering taking dance lessons a while back. Completely unrelated to go out with cheerchicks... clubs seem to be like "THE" place for meeting women. Girls LOVE clubs! __________________ http://loseover100lbs.com/misc-f7.html