Flavored Condoms... WTF??

**skelooth** · 09-07-2005, 01:12 AM

WHY????

It was the first day of school, and the condom booth lady was out, and she gave me like two dozen flavored condoms (SCORE!) for free. She told me that most flavored condoms are not meant for vaginal use, but these are approved for both vaginal and oral use.

But.... here's the big question in life.... WHY, oh WHY, lord tell me WHY WOULD I WANT a rubber on during oral??? It makes no sense! :crazy1:

Apootheosis · 09-07-2005, 01:38 AM

my friend said if a girl doesnt wanna give oral raw hes just like **** that il go home and masturbate.

I think it would be fun to see a vagina flavored condom

dnyc99 · 09-07-2005, 01:41 AM

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she gave me like two dozen flavored condoms (SCORE!)

LoL

My question is why would she give you so many in the first place??!!

Oh and...what flavors?

**skelooth** · 09-07-2005, 02:07 AM

Because I was like "THESE ARE FREE!?!??!" and she was like "Absolutely!" and I was all like "SWEET!" "How many do you want?" "Keep loadin em up! I promise I'll use em!, but I'll make time to do homework!" then the other lady was like "omg lol" and got all red

It LOOKS like orange, lime, lemon, and i think I have a cherry. I'm not tasting them :eat:

dnyc99 · 09-07-2005, 02:15 AM

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Originally Posted by skelooth

Because I was like "THESE ARE FREE!?!??!" and she was like "Absolutely!" and I was all like "SWEET!" "How many do you want?" "Keep loadin em up! I promise I'll use em!, but I'll make time to do homework!" then the other lady was like "omg lol" and got all red

It LOOKS like orange, lime, lemon, and i think I have a cherry. I'm not tasting them :eat:

Too funny!!

Why won't you taste them? It's probably like eating gummy bears? LoL

Are they even safe to use or are they just for fun? Ok so I'm curious.

Anyways, Enjoy!

~D~

**skelooth** · 09-07-2005, 02:19 AM

The lady said they are approved for 'vaginal use' (I love the way she words things! haha). They are durex brand, and I actually happen to like durex over trojan.. trojans are sooooooo over rated. I'm a bit of a condom coniesurre (spelling? I butchered that word). I don't think there's a brand or style I haven't tried

But flavored is new for me.

And NO! I'm not tasting ANYTHING that was designed to go on my penis. :lol:

dnyc99 · 09-07-2005, 02:20 AM

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Originally Posted by skelooth

And NO! I'm not tasting ANYTHING that was designed to go on my penis. :lol:

You may want to rephrase that?

dnyc99 · 09-07-2005, 02:22 AM

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Originally Posted by skelooth

The lady said they are approved for 'vaginal use' (I love the way she words things! haha). They are durex brand, and I actually happen to like durex over trojan.. trojans are sooooooo over rated. I'm a bit of a condom coniesurre (spelling? I butchered that word). I don't think there's a brand or style I haven't tried

But flavored is new for me.

Kewl!! Ironmass has it's own condom expert. I'll know who to ask when it comes to buying some.

LoL

**skelooth** · 09-07-2005, 02:24 AM

Now you got me curious though.... how can I let a girl taste them if I wouldn't even taste them myself??

And the scariest thing is, my mom took FOUR of them. OMG she is like 60, I'm going to cry...

dnyc99 · 09-07-2005, 02:29 AM

[quote=skelooth]Now you got me curious though.... how can I let a girl taste them if I wouldn't even taste them myself??
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LoL You let her pick the flavor.

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Originally Posted by skelooth

And the scariest thing is, my mom took FOUR of them. OMG she is like 60, I'm going to cry...

Your mom rocks!!

I don't plan on giving up at 60..I'm going to be a hot mama forever!

LoL

chlaxman · 09-07-2005, 02:33 AM

My bro used to get some with his gf. He seemed to like them fine. I've never used them, though.

**Peaked_18** · 09-07-2005, 02:41 AM

I wondered myself when I was younger.

I always go for the regular ones.

Might as well put a banana in the bag...

chlaxman · 09-07-2005, 02:48 AM

Maybe get some cookie dough flavored...

**Sholiz** · 09-07-2005, 02:51 AM

LMFAO!!!! OMG, falvored condoms -- we got these back in 7th grade for our sex-ed thing. Anyway, we gave them to 3rd graders and younger like "Yeah, it's a new type of gum" LMFAO!

chlaxman · 09-07-2005, 02:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Sholiz

LMFAO!!!! OMG, falvored condoms -- we got these back in 7th grade for our sex-ed thing. Anyway, we gave them to 3rd graders and younger like "Yeah, it's a new type of gum" LMFAO!

LMAO

dnyc99 · 09-07-2005, 02:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Sholiz

LMFAO!!!! OMG, falvored condoms -- we got these back in 7th grade for our sex-ed thing. Anyway, we gave them to 3rd graders and younger like "Yeah, it's a new type of gum" LMFAO!

OMG!! That's so mean!! :redcard:

Brinn · 09-07-2005, 03:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Sholiz

LMFAO!!!! OMG, falvored condoms -- we got these back in 7th grade for our sex-ed thing. Anyway, we gave them to 3rd graders and younger like "Yeah, it's a new type of gum" LMFAO!

I'd like to see them try to blow bubbles with them.

**DarkFalcon** · 09-07-2005, 05:02 AM

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Originally Posted by skelooth

Now you got me curious though.... how can I let a girl taste them if I wouldn't even taste them myself??

And the scariest thing is, my mom took FOUR of them. OMG she is like 60, I'm going to cry...

I'd like to see you smoothly explain that one..."no seriously babe put it in your mouth. I had them in my mouth and they taste delicious! :hyper2:"

09-07-2005, 01:12 AM	#1
skelooth eh heh heh Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Behind you Posts: 7,203 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 158	Flavored Condoms... WTF?? WHY???? It was the first day of school, and the condom booth lady was out, and she gave me like two dozen flavored condoms (SCORE!) for free. She told me that most flavored condoms are not meant for vaginal use, but these are approved for both vaginal and oral use. But.... here's the big question in life.... WHY, oh WHY, lord tell me WHY WOULD I WANT a rubber on during oral??? It makes no sense! :crazy1: __________________ http://loseover100lbs.com/misc-f7.html

09-07-2005, 01:38 AM	#2
Apootheosis Pro Stature Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 625 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 10	my friend said if a girl doesnt wanna give oral raw hes just like **** that il go home and masturbate. I think it would be fun to see a vagina flavored condom __________________ lawlz

09-07-2005, 02:07 AM	#4
skelooth eh heh heh Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Behind you Posts: 7,203 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 158	Because I was like "THESE ARE FREE!?!??!" and she was like "Absolutely!" and I was all like "SWEET!" "How many do you want?" "Keep loadin em up! I promise I'll use em!, but I'll make time to do homework!" then the other lady was like "omg lol" and got all red It LOOKS like orange, lime, lemon, and i think I have a cherry. I'm not tasting them :eat: __________________ http://loseover100lbs.com/misc-f7.html

09-07-2005, 02:19 AM	#6
skelooth eh heh heh Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Behind you Posts: 7,203 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 158	The lady said they are approved for 'vaginal use' (I love the way she words things! haha). They are durex brand, and I actually happen to like durex over trojan.. trojans are sooooooo over rated. I'm a bit of a condom coniesurre (spelling? I butchered that word). I don't think there's a brand or style I haven't tried But flavored is new for me. And NO! I'm not tasting ANYTHING that was designed to go on my penis. :lol: __________________ http://loseover100lbs.com/misc-f7.html

09-07-2005, 02:24 AM	#9
skelooth eh heh heh Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Behind you Posts: 7,203 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 158	Now you got me curious though.... how can I let a girl taste them if I wouldn't even taste them myself?? And the scariest thing is, my mom took FOUR of them. OMG she is like 60, I'm going to cry... __________________ http://loseover100lbs.com/misc-f7.html

09-07-2005, 02:33 AM	#11
chlaxman Pro Stature Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Maine baby Posts: 560 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 9	My bro used to get some with his gf. He seemed to like them fine. I've never used them, though. __________________ Tempora mutantur, et nos mutamur in illis. :weight_li :dumbells: :bed2: :friday:

09-07-2005, 02:41 AM	#12
Peaked_18 a la commode Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 4,247 Recipes: 2 Rep Power: 96	I wondered myself when I was younger. I always go for the regular ones. Might as well put a banana in the bag...

09-07-2005, 02:48 AM	#13
chlaxman Pro Stature Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Maine baby Posts: 560 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 9	Maybe get some cookie dough flavored... __________________ Tempora mutantur, et nos mutamur in illis. :weight_li :dumbells: :bed2: :friday:

09-07-2005, 02:51 AM	#14
Sholiz Soldier In Progress Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Michigan Posts: 3,431 Recipes: 3 Rep Power: 230	LMFAO!!!! OMG, falvored condoms -- we got these back in 7th grade for our sex-ed thing. Anyway, we gave them to 3rd graders and younger like "Yeah, it's a new type of gum" LMFAO! __________________ You hear me before you see me, I got King Kong in the trunk