Dwarf Sex....

Pj-Macx · 05-19-2006, 05:55 AM

Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them
to their separate hotel rooms.

The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is
made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his little friend
shouting out cries of "Here I come again. ONE,TWO,THREE UUH!" all night
long.

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?"

The first mutters, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get an
erection."

The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?
I couldn't even get on the bed."

pammiejoe6 · 05-19-2006, 02:03 PM

i guess this means they shortchanged the whores? hahaaa

Millz · 05-19-2006, 02:26 PM

**Trick D** · 05-19-2006, 02:56 PM

Good joke!

**skelooth** · 05-19-2006, 05:10 PM

~~Hacking is a Felony~~ · 05-19-2006, 07:10 PM

dnyc99 · 05-20-2006, 04:56 AM

LOL!!

Dan · 05-25-2006, 03:21 AM

good joke but its funnnier when told using the term midgets....

The first mate and the captain are standing on deck when pirate ship appears. The captain asks his first mate to go get his red shirt. A battle ensues and they were able to fight off the pirates. A few weeks later 2 pirate ships appear where again the captain asks for his red shirt. They were again able to fight off the pirates. A few weeks later another 4 pirate ships appear again the captain asks for his red ship and they are able to fight off the pirates. This goes on for some time until seven pirate ships appear, the first mate asks the captain why he always asks for his red shirt. The captain responds by explaining the red shirt covers the blood when he gets injured so his men will keep fighting.

By this time the pirates have surrounded them ….. the captain asks his first mate for his brown pants.

TEST · 05-27-2006, 01:23 PM

HA! hahaha halairous! good one Pj ....

Jordan×core · 05-27-2006, 04:12 PM

Guess those dwarves always get attention for sticking their noses in peoples business eh?

:P

05-19-2006, 05:55 AM	#1
Pj-Macx Pro Stature Join Date: May 2005 Location: 632 HP SS Posts: 3,337 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 68	Dwarf Sex.... Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries of "Here I come again. ONE,TWO,THREE UUH!" all night long. In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?" The first mutters, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get an erection." The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't even get on the bed." __________________ Co-Owner @ BodyBuildingXtreme 2002 Navy Blue Metallic Camaro SS "The Blue Ghost" # 10354 -=LME LSX 454ci built for N20=-

05-19-2006, 02:26 PM	#3
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05-19-2006, 05:10 PM	#5
skelooth eh heh heh Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Behind you Posts: 7,203 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 158	LOL __________________ http://loseover100lbs.com/misc-f7.html

05-20-2006, 04:56 AM	#7
dnyc99 IMPC Contestant Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 4,025 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 184	LOL!! __________________

05-25-2006, 03:21 AM	#8
Dan Unpaid Trash Collector Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Colorado Posts: 1,725 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 26	good joke but its funnnier when told using the term midgets.... The first mate and the captain are standing on deck when pirate ship appears. The captain asks his first mate to go get his red shirt. A battle ensues and they were able to fight off the pirates. A few weeks later 2 pirate ships appear where again the captain asks for his red shirt. They were again able to fight off the pirates. A few weeks later another 4 pirate ships appear again the captain asks for his red ship and they are able to fight off the pirates. This goes on for some time until seven pirate ships appear, the first mate asks the captain why he always asks for his red shirt. The captain responds by explaining the red shirt covers the blood when he gets injured so his men will keep fighting. By this time the pirates have surrounded them ….. the captain asks his first mate for his brown pants. __________________ Got an issue send a PM ... to anyone but me

05-19-2006, 02:03 PM	#2
pammiejoe6 Pink Members Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: south texas Posts: 4,174 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 85	i guess this means they shortchanged the whores? hahaaa

05-19-2006, 07:10 PM	#6
~~Hacking is a Felony~~ I destroy property Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 4,105 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 0

05-27-2006, 01:23 PM	#9
TEST Amateur Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 66 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 4	HA! hahaha halairous! good one Pj .... __________________ GODSMACK

05-27-2006, 04:12 PM	#10
Jordan×core Pro Stature Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 851 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 31	Guess those dwarves always get attention for sticking their noses in peoples business eh? :P __________________ How did I fail women studies? I love bitches. If there is no enemy there is no fight...if there is no fight there is no victor...if there is no victor there is no crown.....now we have a enemy we have a fight and we will win the crown.

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