Drug Tests

readytocommit · 03-08-2006, 08:17 PM

alright guys need some help. quit smoking weed a week ago, been hard but i've been doing great. problem is i have smoked for the past 7 years pretty much every day. i took the drink for a job app last friday, 2 days after quitting...and failed. so i have another test this monday for a different company, and i can't afford to fail again, i already let one 40k job slip me by and i cant do it again. so my question is, i will have been off for a week and a half, but that still isnt enough time to get clean, any suggestions of products and or strategies to pass would be appriciated because the stress is killing me. thanks in advance, clark.

**DJSTARER** · 03-08-2006, 08:20 PM

sorry to say man.... but if its the green stuff (which i suspect)... it takes much longer to clear it from your system.

Drinks a TON of water.

readytocommit · 03-08-2006, 09:23 PM

i know i cant get clean in time and i know i need to chug major water but anyu products that can help?

LukasJ · 03-09-2006, 12:14 PM

a former friend of mine passed quite a few. He would drink 2 gallons of water literally 2 hours before he went in. That way all the stuff in his bladdrr that was processed overnight and pushed out would be cleaned out after 4 times in the bathroom. Your body only processes so much at a time. So with that much fluid he cleaned out his badder and then had "fresh" fluid in his bladder that couldn't have much of anything in it due to all the flushing out he did. Trust me I have seen him do much more than green stuff the night before a test and still pass that way. Worked throughout the marines for him too. Crazy bastard. Otherwise try and drink a lot of green tea it has good anti-oxidants and helps keep ya peeing. ( i think it's a diuretic??)

ja_ke · 03-09-2006, 03:39 PM

ready clean... if you feel like not having much fun for a day. my friend would drink that once a month the day before he has to test cause he was on probation.

readytocommit · 03-09-2006, 05:20 PM

where can i get it?

**bubba g** · 03-09-2006, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ja_ke

ready clean... if you feel like not having much fun for a day. my friend would drink that once a month the day before he has to test cause he was on probation.

Here is the hitch in that plan.. there are more than one type of drug test.. The ones the probation officer will do is a test that costs 10 dollars, and are extreemly easy to pass. they test it right there at the office, or court house. They use these because they do so many it would cost the state 10 times as much to perform the more expensive tests, and they would have to send the work out to a lab..

Employers drug test potential employees to get a break on their workers compensation insurance, because employees who don't use drugs are less likely to get injured, and take less time off when they are injured...

The insurance companies are not stupid, and they require that the company use the drug test that costs $110 dollars to get that break, and that test is pretty much impossible to beat... When you take the test they take the temprature of it, check the clarity of it, and measure the creatinine content of it.. to make sure you didn't just drink a ton of water to dilute it... If the creatinine levels are not what they should be, they retest you...

My guess is your screwed... the weed is going to be detectable for over a month... from the last time you smoked...

**DJSTARER** · 03-09-2006, 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bubba g

Here is the hitch in that plan.. there are more than one type of drug test.. The ones the probation officer will do is a test that costs 10 dollars, and are extreemly easy to pass. they test it right there at the office, or court house. They use these because they do so many it would cost the state 10 times as much to perform the more expensive tests, and they would have to send the work out to a lab..

Employers drug test potential employees to get a break on their workers compensation insurance, because employees who don't use drugs are less likely to get injured, and take less time off when they are injured...

The insurance companies are not stupid, and they require that the company use the drug test that costs $110 dollars to get that break, and that test is pretty much impossible to beat... When you take the test they take the temprature of it, check the clarity of it, and measure the creatinine content of it.. to make sure you didn't just drink a ton of water to dilute it... If the creatinine levels are not what they should be, they retest you...

My guess is your screwed... the weed is going to be detectable for over a month... from the last time you smoked...

Good Post!

Interesting subject... and GOOD FREAKIN POST!

Don't forget your multi? < at least you'll freak the testers out with ur neon colored urine....

Pj-Macx · 03-09-2006, 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bubba g

Here is the hitch in that plan.. there are more than one type of drug test.. The ones the probation officer will do is a test that costs 10 dollars, and are extreemly easy to pass. they test it right there at the office, or court house. They use these because they do so many it would cost the state 10 times as much to perform the more expensive tests, and they would have to send the work out to a lab..

Employers drug test potential employees to get a break on their workers compensation insurance, because employees who don't use drugs are less likely to get injured, and take less time off when they are injured...

The insurance companies are not stupid, and they require that the company use the drug test that costs $110 dollars to get that break, and that test is pretty much impossible to beat... When you take the test they take the temprature of it, check the clarity of it, and measure the creatinine content of it.. to make sure you didn't just drink a ton of water to dilute it... If the creatinine levels are not what they should be, they retest you...

My guess is your screwed... the weed is going to be detectable for over a month... from the last time you smoked...

Hate to say it.. but Bubba is right.. the security company that I used to work for.. did the test bubba mentioned.. and when a couple of the guys levels were not right.. they made them sit in the office with them for a couple hours.. and did a retest.. both failed...

readytocommit · 03-09-2006, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bubba g

Here is the hitch in that plan.. there are more than one type of drug test.. The ones the probation officer will do is a test that costs 10 dollars, and are extreemly easy to pass. they test it right there at the office, or court house. They use these because they do so many it would cost the state 10 times as much to perform the more expensive tests, and they would have to send the work out to a lab..

Employers drug test potential employees to get a break on their workers compensation insurance, because employees who don't use drugs are less likely to get injured, and take less time off when they are injured...

The insurance companies are not stupid, and they require that the company use the drug test that costs $110 dollars to get that break, and that test is pretty much impossible to beat... When you take the test they take the temprature of it, check the clarity of it, and measure the creatinine content of it.. to make sure you didn't just drink a ton of water to dilute it... If the creatinine levels are not what they should be, they retest you...

My guess is your screwed... the weed is going to be detectable for over a month... from the last time you smoked...

i know how the test works, it really depends on how much the employer is willing to pay...initially the test only cost a few dollars....there is a level of microns measured for how much thc is in the urine...this is the level for false negatives and it depends on how accurate the employer wants the test to be...depending where they set the microns determines where the amount of "false negatives" is enough to have the test analyzed..additional $250 dollars...which is why some tests are easy to pass and others arent...i have passed a few in my time, getting lucky with water...but i know there are drinks that actually work, i just need to know which ones

Pj-Macx · 03-09-2006, 06:57 PM

what kind of company are you trying to get a job at??

**bubba g** · 03-09-2006, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by readytocommit

i know how the test works, it really depends on how much the employer is willing to pay...initially the test only cost a few dollars....there is a level of microns measured for how much thc is in the urine...this is the level for false negatives and it depends on how accurate the employer wants the test to be...depending where they set the microns determines where the amount of "false negatives" is enough to have the test analyzed..additional $250 dollars...which is why some tests are easy to pass and others arent...i have passed a few in my time, getting lucky with water...but i know there are drinks that actually work, i just need to know which ones

It is not up to how much the employer wants to spend. The insurance companies require them to have the better test done, to recieve the break on insurance.

Slash_ · 03-10-2006, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LukasJ

a former friend of mine passed quite a few. He would drink 2 gallons of water literally 2 hours before he went in. That way all the stuff in his bladdrr that was processed overnight and pushed out would be cleaned out after 4 times in the bathroom. Your body only processes so much at a time. So with that much fluid he cleaned out his badder and then had "fresh" fluid in his bladder that couldn't have much of anything in it due to all the flushing out he did. Trust me I have seen him do much more than green stuff the night before a test and still pass that way. Worked throughout the marines for him too. Crazy bastard. Otherwise try and drink a lot of green tea it has good anti-oxidants and helps keep ya peeing. ( i think it's a diuretic??)

Thats crazy!!!

**Sholiz** · 03-10-2006, 08:57 PM

You can pass the first one OK, but after that random tests come up ...

What then?

03-08-2006, 08:17 PM	#1
readytocommit Amateur Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: fl Posts: 59 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 3	Drug Tests alright guys need some help. quit smoking weed a week ago, been hard but i've been doing great. problem is i have smoked for the past 7 years pretty much every day. i took the drink for a job app last friday, 2 days after quitting...and failed. so i have another test this monday for a different company, and i can't afford to fail again, i already let one 40k job slip me by and i cant do it again. so my question is, i will have been off for a week and a half, but that still isnt enough time to get clean, any suggestions of products and or strategies to pass would be appriciated because the stress is killing me. thanks in advance, clark.

03-08-2006, 08:20 PM	#2
DJSTARER eating more folate... Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: State College, PA Posts: 4,111 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 116	sorry to say man.... but if its the green stuff (which i suspect)... it takes much longer to clear it from your system. Drinks a TON of water. __________________ My philosophies on training: "Extreme training yields extreme results" "Just because you can, does not mean you should" "The best program is the one you are not doing" Penn State Powerlifting-181 lb weightclass PGA Professional of America Current Stats: 474 Squat 601 Deadlift 320 Bench Goals for next training cycle: 500lbs squat and a total over 1400 in competition

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03-08-2006, 09:23 PM	#3
readytocommit Amateur Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: fl Posts: 59 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 3	i know i cant get clean in time and i know i need to chug major water but anyu products that can help?

03-09-2006, 12:14 PM	#4
LukasJ Pro Stature Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 117 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 7	a former friend of mine passed quite a few. He would drink 2 gallons of water literally 2 hours before he went in. That way all the stuff in his bladdrr that was processed overnight and pushed out would be cleaned out after 4 times in the bathroom. Your body only processes so much at a time. So with that much fluid he cleaned out his badder and then had "fresh" fluid in his bladder that couldn't have much of anything in it due to all the flushing out he did. Trust me I have seen him do much more than green stuff the night before a test and still pass that way. Worked throughout the marines for him too. Crazy bastard. Otherwise try and drink a lot of green tea it has good anti-oxidants and helps keep ya peeing. ( i think it's a diuretic??)

03-09-2006, 03:39 PM	#5
ja_ke Pro Stature Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Allen Park, MI Posts: 207 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 8	ready clean... if you feel like not having much fun for a day. my friend would drink that once a month the day before he has to test cause he was on probation.

03-09-2006, 05:20 PM	#6
readytocommit Amateur Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: fl Posts: 59 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 3	where can i get it?