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Old 07-24-2008, 06:28 PM   #1
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I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'really well' for my age. I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 90?'

He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?

''Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!' Then he asked,

'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'

I said, 'No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'

'No, I don?t,' I said.

He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'

'No,' I said.

He looked at me and said,

'Then, why do you even give a shit?'

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hah nice. Realizing that your life is defined by the risks you take is a huge step to really becoming happy.
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