| IronMass Forums Doctor visit General Chat Discuss Doctor visit in the New & Hot Topics forums; I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'really well' for my age. I couldn't resist asking ... |
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| Pro Stature Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: 66.239.233.115:8080
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Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 30 | I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'really well' for my age. I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 90?' He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine? ''Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!' Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?' I said, 'No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!' Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?' 'No, I don?t,' I said. He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?' 'No,' I said. He looked at me and said, 'Then, why do you even give a shit?' *R*
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| resident degen Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: San Diego, CA
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Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 221 | hah nice. Realizing that your life is defined by the risks you take is a huge step to really becoming happy.
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