Dear Abby,

Pj-Macx · 12-17-2006, 02:41 AM

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs ... phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her mobile phone up just to see what time it was. She went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my 2006 Yamaha R1 motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Yamaha R1, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

bpmartyr · 12-17-2006, 02:56 AM

Haha, nice.

~~Hacking is a Felony~~ · 12-17-2006, 03:23 AM

lol .. good one

**bubba g** · 12-17-2006, 03:50 AM

lol....

navarone · 12-17-2006, 04:36 AM

lmfao, I love it

**mr_min** · 12-17-2006, 07:05 AM

definitely a good one...

**powerman2000** · 12-17-2006, 07:29 AM

:getit:

Boomer718 · 12-17-2006, 12:07 PM

ROFL, good one dude!

Rich · 12-18-2006, 02:03 AM

Wow! This idiot is more concerned about his leaking oil rather then his cheating ass wife. LOL

**warriors** · 12-18-2006, 06:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rich

Wow! This idiot is more concerned about his leaking oil rather then his cheating ass wife. LOL

Haha...females are alot easier to replace than bikes though

Pj-Macx · 12-18-2006, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by warriors

Haha...females are alot easier to replace than bikes though

:bshot:

12-17-2006, 02:41 AM	#1
Pj-Macx Pro Stature Join Date: May 2005 Location: 632 HP SS Posts: 3,336 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 68	Dear Abby, Dear Abby, I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs ... phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her mobile phone up just to see what time it was. She went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my 2006 Yamaha R1 motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Yamaha R1, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer? __________________ Co-Owner @ BodyBuildingXtreme 2002 Navy Blue Metallic Camaro SS "The Blue Ghost" # 10354 -=LME LSX 454ci built for N20=-

12-17-2006, 02:56 AM	#2
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12-17-2006, 04:36 AM	#5
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12-17-2006, 03:23 AM	#3
~~Hacking is a Felony~~ I destroy property Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 4,105 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 0	lol .. good one

12-17-2006, 03:50 AM	#4
bubba g Moderator Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 2,937 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 176	lol....

12-17-2006, 07:05 AM	#6
mr_min IronMass Vip Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: connecticut Posts: 502 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 11	definitely a good one...

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Boomer718 Pro Stature Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 180 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 6	ROFL, good one dude!

12-18-2006, 02:03 AM	#9
Rich Pro Stature Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Hot Ass Arizona! Posts: 124 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 20	Wow! This idiot is more concerned about his leaking oil rather then his cheating ass wife. LOL