bottle of merlot

pammiejoe6 · 02-23-2006, 02:20 PM

Bottle of Merlot
>> >
>> > A gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of
>> >Merlot over to an attractive woman.
>> >
>> > The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said,
>> >"This is from the gentleman seated over there," indicating the
sender.
>> >
>> > She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not
>> >looking at the man, and decided to send a reply note to the man.
>> >
>> > The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took
>> >the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.
>> >
>> > The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you
>> >need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the
>> >bank, and 7 inches in your pants."
>> >
>> > After reading the note, the man decided to compose
>> >one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the
waiter
>> >and instructed him to return this to the woman.
>> >
>> > It read: "For your information, I have a Ferrari
>> >Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my
garage.
>> >There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account. But, not
even
> for
>> >a golddigger as beautiful as you would I cut three-inches off. Just
>> >send the bottle back."
>> >

gettinripped · 02-23-2006, 06:36 PM

LMFAO!!!

dnyc99 · 02-23-2006, 07:25 PM

DOH!!

**Blap Blaow** · 02-23-2006, 08:13 PM

yeah... laugh it up girls

dnyc99 · 02-23-2006, 08:17 PM

LoL bet she sent the bottle back empty too.

**jiza101** · 02-23-2006, 08:51 PM

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!

pammiejoe6 · 02-23-2006, 11:51 PM

hell i would have sent the bottle back and asked if we could start all over again! hehehehe

LoveThyPain · 02-24-2006, 01:02 AM

Touche!

**DarkFalcon** · 02-24-2006, 01:07 AM

LoveThyPain · 02-24-2006, 01:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkFalcon

How u been my man? Long time no talk.

**DarkFalcon** · 02-24-2006, 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoveThyPain

How u been my man? Long time no talk.

Great bro how about yourself? I've been missing your musical selections in the E section this last while. You always seem to be on top of the good heavy shizzy. If you get some free time post some good tunes I should dl. :rock:

LoveThyPain · 02-24-2006, 02:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkFalcon

Great bro how about yourself? I've been missing your musical selections in the E section this last while. You always seem to be on top of the good heavy shizzy. If you get some free time post some good tunes I should dl. :rock:

Been doing great DF.

Hahaha, thanks bro. I tried to upload 'Crimson' so many damn times for u guys but the damn thing wouldnt work :bowed: I'll be sure to post something for u guys later.

**Fitnfirm** · 02-24-2006, 02:52 AM

100 bottles a beer on the wall, a hundered bottles a beer............

02-23-2006, 02:20 PM	#1
pammiejoe6 Pink Members Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: south texas Posts: 4,174 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 85	bottle of merlot Bottle of Merlot >> > >> > A gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of >> >Merlot over to an attractive woman. >> > >> > The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, >> >"This is from the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender. >> > >> > She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not >> >looking at the man, and decided to send a reply note to the man. >> > >> > The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took >> >the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. >> > >> > The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you >> >need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the >> >bank, and 7 inches in your pants." >> > >> > After reading the note, the man decided to compose >> >one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter >> >and instructed him to return this to the woman. >> > >> > It read: "For your information, I have a Ferrari >> >Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. >> >There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account. But, not even > for >> >a golddigger as beautiful as you would I cut three-inches off. Just >> >send the bottle back." >> >

02-23-2006, 06:36 PM	#2
gettinripped Amateur Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 63 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 3	LMFAO!!! __________________ follow my progress http://steel-butterfly.blogspot.com

02-23-2006, 08:13 PM	#4
Blap Blaow IronMass Sponsor Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: London, England Posts: 950 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 31	yeah... laugh it up girls __________________ Blapmungous™

02-23-2006, 08:51 PM	#6
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02-24-2006, 01:02 AM	#8
LoveThyPain IronMass Fornicator Join Date: May 2005 Location: Purgatory Posts: 359 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 10	Touche! __________________ Life's a bitch, be a dog and hump it.

02-23-2006, 07:25 PM	#3
dnyc99 IMPC Contestant Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 4,025 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 184	DOH!!

02-23-2006, 08:17 PM	#5
dnyc99 IMPC Contestant Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 4,025 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 184	LoL bet she sent the bottle back empty too.

02-23-2006, 11:51 PM	#7
pammiejoe6 Pink Members Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: south texas Posts: 4,174 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 85	hell i would have sent the bottle back and asked if we could start all over again! hehehehe

02-24-2006, 01:07 AM	#9
DarkFalcon I've got a RAGING clue! Join Date: May 2005 Location: dnyc99's cleaning staff Posts: 11,511 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 299

02-24-2006, 02:52 AM	#13
Fitnfirm Spanky Doodle ! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Muscle Land Posts: 1,821 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 47	100 bottles a beer on the wall, a hundered bottles a beer............

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