Best Article ever

**bigDman** · 04-22-2006, 12:38 PM

http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/kosloff8.htm

I almost died reading this article laughing so hard.

Highlights of this article include:

- don't squat, it makes your but big
- bench to your neck with a false grip
- compound exercises are cheating

Crobar · 04-22-2006, 12:44 PM

Thats some solid advice!

**NYCmitch25** · 04-22-2006, 01:16 PM

geez how do they post that mess

did you notice theres an ad at the the end of the page for "Black Rhino Tranquil" WOW sounds wonderful. "This Unique Compound Will Give You a Great Relaxing Feeling!
Learn More!" - yeah right probably cuz it will kill you.

A_N_91 · 04-23-2006, 01:17 AM

That's some crazy stuff; how does that ever get published. The only thing I agree to is squats make your butt bigger. But it's not really a bad thing since it's not fat but a muscle butt.

Few months ago when I started squatting seriously and grew in my glute area, I got a lot of attention from girls.

chlaxman · 04-23-2006, 03:54 AM

Wow how can bodybuilding.com allow crap like that. One of the worst articles I've ever seen. There is so much misinformation in there it's rediculous.

Master Of Puppets · 04-23-2006, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the article

After I worked out my first night, everyone hit the showers. I was looking around at these guys and said to myself, 'Holy smoke, I don't want to look like that!' They all had big guts and large rear-ends. These guys were big but there were not impressive at all

I stopped reading there. I wouldn't want someone checkin me out in the shower.

That article is a joke.

MOP

**DJSTARER** · 04-23-2006, 04:18 PM

Ronnie is a powerlifter (weightlifter).

um...... yeah

Edit: I do have a huge freakin ass. All my friends that are girls tell me I have a "black guy" ass. The I tell them to touch it when I squeez.

04-22-2006, 12:44 PM	#2
Crobar IMPC Contestant Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: a hop from NYC Posts: 371 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 6	Thats some solid advice! __________________ Animal: A hardcore, no-holds-barred bodybuilder. One who is supremely driven, focused and dedicated. The epitomy of what a bodybuilder is all about... Why you're here. NO GUTS NO GLORY Winners are those who make habit out of doing things losers are uncomfortable doing Ultimate Challenge 2006 IMPC: April Pictures IMPC: May Pictures

04-23-2006, 03:54 AM	#5
chlaxman Pro Stature Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Maine baby Posts: 560 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 9	Wow how can bodybuilding.com allow crap like that. One of the worst articles I've ever seen. There is so much misinformation in there it's rediculous. __________________ Tempora mutantur, et nos mutamur in illis. :weight_li :dumbells: :bed2: :friday:

04-23-2006, 04:18 PM	#7
DJSTARER eating more folate... Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: State College, PA Posts: 4,048 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 114	Ronnie is a powerlifter (weightlifter). um...... yeah Edit: I do have a huge freakin ass. All my friends that are girls tell me I have a "black guy" ass. The I tell them to touch it when I squeez. __________________ My philosophies on training: "Extreme training yields extreme results" "Just because you can, does not mean you should" "The best program is the one you are not doing" Penn State Powerlifting-181 lb weightclass PGA Professional of America Current Stats: 474 Squat 601 Deadlift 320 Bench Goals for next training cycle: 500lbs squat and a total over 1400 in competition

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04-22-2006, 01:16 PM	#3
NYCmitch25 Silver Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: New York Posts: 1,099 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 50	geez how do they post that mess did you notice theres an ad at the the end of the page for "Black Rhino Tranquil" WOW sounds wonderful. "This Unique Compound Will Give You a Great Relaxing Feeling! Learn More!" - yeah right probably cuz it will kill you.

04-23-2006, 01:17 AM	#4
A_N_91 Pro Stature Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 849 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 11	That's some crazy stuff; how does that ever get published. The only thing I agree to is squats make your butt bigger. But it's not really a bad thing since it's not fat but a muscle butt. Few months ago when I started squatting seriously and grew in my glute area, I got a lot of attention from girls.