Brer Ben

Come to Barney's Health & Fitness (Formerly known as Planet Fitness), the No Judgement Zone!

We don't allow deadlifts anymore because here you don't really work out, just pretend like you are and remember, you don't want to lift heavy weights because you might get TOO big! That is why we only have rows and rows of cardio machines and TV's so it will look and feel like you're not doing anything at all! Also the dumbells only go up to 70 lbs. in order to keep the ever-present "Lunkheads" from breaking the estrogenic atmosphere we strive to maintain here. But just in case a silly old Lunkhead somehow comes in, Barney's Health & Fitness has a "Lunk Alarm" people can set off to scare them away!





My gym, Planet Fitness, just banned deadlifts and T-bar Rows... HELP!!!! [/b]