Awkward

Jordan×core · 12-18-2006, 05:27 AM

I was sleepin over at my friends house on friday night and we woke up so we went downstairs to get some food and his mom was washin the dishes and so I'm quietly eatin my cheerios and he is eatin his reeses puffs.

So he looks on the table and sees the word sodimity and asks his mom what it was.

So she said Oral sex without consent.

And there was a long silence.

I had no idea what to say so I chewed on my cheerios for a while till something else came up lol.

**skelooth** · 12-18-2006, 05:28 AM

sodomy is sticking something in someone's butt. She's talking about throat rape....

Wait, why was that written nn the table??

DarkFalcon · 12-18-2006, 05:30 AM

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Originally Posted by skelooth

sodomy is sticking something in someone's butt. She's talking about throat rape....

Wait, why was that written nn the table??

lol..

Jordan×core · 12-18-2006, 05:36 AM

Haha

It was on a girls retreat flyer listed as one of the topics.

**skelooth** · 12-18-2006, 06:18 AM

I wanna go....

Jordan×core · 12-18-2006, 12:09 PM

Oh yeah skel alot of teenage girls is right up your alley :P

**skelooth** · 12-18-2006, 03:30 PM

or right up theirs

**Jayhawkk** · 12-18-2006, 03:47 PM

sodomity maybe? This could be taken in different context than sodemy itself. Especially if it's a religious retreat.

**Jayelin** · 12-18-2006, 04:42 PM

That's funny.

Biggie · 12-18-2006, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Jayelin

That's funny.

well, can't believe this hasn't been said yet....

wait for it

PIITB!

Jordan×core · 12-18-2006, 09:43 PM

PIITB?

Well its a retreat called True Love Waits.

**Jayhawkk** · 12-18-2006, 09:53 PM

What's more true love than PIITB?

Jordan×core · 12-18-2006, 09:54 PM

What is PIITB?

**Jayhawkk** · 12-18-2006, 10:21 PM

Put it in the butt.

**Succio** · 12-18-2006, 10:25 PM

piitm is better:loplaces:

**romanaz** · 12-18-2006, 11:07 PM

haha I'm chaperonine the camping retreat and there's going to be a few others with me over 18... :-D love jew retreats.

piitb for the win

HAYWOOD JABLOME · 12-18-2006, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by skelooth

or right up theirs

HEY-OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Peaked_18** · 12-18-2006, 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Jayhawkk

Put it in the butt.

No, it will always remain bag, I don't care who you are...

12-18-2006, 05:27 AM	#1
Jordan×core Pro Stature Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 851 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 31	Awkward I was sleepin over at my friends house on friday night and we woke up so we went downstairs to get some food and his mom was washin the dishes and so I'm quietly eatin my cheerios and he is eatin his reeses puffs. So he looks on the table and sees the word sodimity and asks his mom what it was. So she said Oral sex without consent. And there was a long silence. I had no idea what to say so I chewed on my cheerios for a while till something else came up lol. __________________ How did I fail women studies? I love bitches. If there is no enemy there is no fight...if there is no fight there is no victor...if there is no victor there is no crown.....now we have a enemy we have a fight and we will win the crown.

12-18-2006, 05:28 AM	#2
skelooth eh heh heh Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Behind you Posts: 7,205 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 158	sodomy is sticking something in someone's butt. She's talking about throat rape.... Wait, why was that written nn the table?? __________________ R I P

12-18-2006, 05:36 AM	#4
Jordan×core Pro Stature Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 851 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 31	Haha It was on a girls retreat flyer listed as one of the topics. __________________ How did I fail women studies? I love bitches. If there is no enemy there is no fight...if there is no fight there is no victor...if there is no victor there is no crown.....now we have a enemy we have a fight and we will win the crown.

12-18-2006, 06:18 AM	#5
skelooth eh heh heh Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Behind you Posts: 7,205 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 158	I wanna go.... __________________ R I P

12-18-2006, 12:09 PM	#6
Jordan×core Pro Stature Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 851 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 31	Oh yeah skel alot of teenage girls is right up your alley :P __________________ How did I fail women studies? I love bitches. If there is no enemy there is no fight...if there is no fight there is no victor...if there is no victor there is no crown.....now we have a enemy we have a fight and we will win the crown.

12-18-2006, 03:30 PM	#7
skelooth eh heh heh Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Behind you Posts: 7,205 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 158	or right up theirs __________________ R I P

12-18-2006, 03:47 PM	#8
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12-18-2006, 04:42 PM	#9
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12-18-2006, 09:43 PM	#11
Jordan×core Pro Stature Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 851 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 31	PIITB? Well its a retreat called True Love Waits. __________________ How did I fail women studies? I love bitches. If there is no enemy there is no fight...if there is no fight there is no victor...if there is no victor there is no crown.....now we have a enemy we have a fight and we will win the crown.

12-18-2006, 09:53 PM	#12
Jayhawkk Nutraplanet Rep Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,106 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 44	What's more true love than PIITB? __________________ Nutraplanet.com for all your supplement needs! ------------------------------ Hangin's too good for 'em! BURNIN'S too good for 'em! They should be ripped into itsy-bitsy little pieces and BURIED ALIVE!

12-18-2006, 09:54 PM	#13
Jordan×core Pro Stature Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 851 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 31	What is PIITB? __________________ How did I fail women studies? I love bitches. If there is no enemy there is no fight...if there is no fight there is no victor...if there is no victor there is no crown.....now we have a enemy we have a fight and we will win the crown.

12-18-2006, 10:21 PM	#14
Jayhawkk Nutraplanet Rep Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,106 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 44	Put it in the butt. __________________ Nutraplanet.com for all your supplement needs! ------------------------------ Hangin's too good for 'em! BURNIN'S too good for 'em! They should be ripped into itsy-bitsy little pieces and BURIED ALIVE!

12-18-2006, 10:25 PM	#15
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