an ascii art I think is dead on about meeting/getting girls

**skelooth** · 05-02-2006, 01:53 PM

LOL As corny as this is, I think it's so true.

-------------------Girls----------------------------
------- -----are like apples-------------------
--------on trees. The best ones-------------
------are at the top of the tree.-------------
----The boys dont want to reach-----------
---for the good ones because they --------
-are afraid of falling and getting hurt.-----
Instead, they just get the rotten apples---
---from the ground that aren't as good, --
but easy. So the apples at the top think--
-something is wrong with them, when in--
--reality, they're amazing. They just------
---have to wait for the right boy to--------
----- come along, the one who's-----------
----------- brave enough to-----------------
-----------------climb all----------------------
----------------- the way---------------------
-----------------to the top--------------------
---------------- of the tree.------------------

**Ikaika** · 05-02-2006, 01:55 PM

aw skel getting all philosophical on us

I agree though, in many cases that is very true.

**skelooth** · 05-02-2006, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Ikaika

aw skel getting all philosophical on us

**Trick D** · 05-02-2006, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by skelooth

WTF??? :boink:

I like the apple thing in a lot of ways it is true.

**EME** · 05-02-2006, 03:18 PM

Word. - I always did like climbing trees.

- EME

DJohnson · 05-02-2006, 04:22 PM

This brings whole new strategies to picking up girls!

I mean like, you could cut down the tree and get the top apples. This would be like... um... getting a girl addicted to meth and then helping her recover. Maybe not too ethical.

Or when someone loses one of the top apples you can be there to scoop it up before it's back on the tree. Rebound style.

Or maybe you can like, shake the tree and the top apples will fall down... Hmmm.... maybe this is equivalent to making fun of girls and some fall in love with you? Alpha?

Any others?

**bigDman** · 05-02-2006, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJohnson

Or maybe you can like, shake the tree and the top apples will fall down... Hmmm.... maybe this is equivalent to making fun of girls and some fall in love with you? Alpha?

Any others?

i think the shaking the tree is kind of like making fun of a girl intill she becomes a whore like the bottom apples :p

dukebrown · 05-04-2006, 06:31 AM

What if the apple on the ground just fell a few hours ago, wouldnt it be ripe?

**skelooth** · 05-04-2006, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by dukebrown

What if the apple on the ground just fell a few hours ago, wouldnt it be ripe?

Yes, we have derrogatory terms for apples like that

"easy" would be the least offensive LOL

dukebrown · 05-04-2006, 03:26 PM

Its not a matter of them being easy. they just got tired of not getting picked so the went out and got them Joe sleazy (your neighborhood HS drop out drug pusher). For Joe Sleazy it is good timing.

**skelooth** · 05-04-2006, 03:51 PM

hmmm, good point :yes:

**Grunt76** · 05-04-2006, 04:25 PM

Good ascii art,man. I like it.

Yes many girls make it a point to be as sleazy as possible because they need to get picked. I find that terribly unattractive.

What I find the most attractive is a pretty girl who doesn't know she's cute, or simply won't admit it to herself. That always gets me. Them lucky ones. :p

05-02-2006, 01:53 PM	#1
skelooth eh heh heh Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Behind you Posts: 7,200 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 158	an ascii art I think is dead on about meeting/getting girls LOL As corny as this is, I think it's so true. -------------------Girls---------------------------- ------- -----are like apples------------------- --------on trees. The best ones------------- ------are at the top of the tree.------------- ----The boys dont want to reach----------- ---for the good ones because they -------- -are afraid of falling and getting hurt.----- Instead, they just get the rotten apples--- ---from the ground that aren't as good, -- but easy. So the apples at the top think-- -something is wrong with them, when in-- --reality, they're amazing. They just------ ---have to wait for the right boy to-------- ----- come along, the one who's----------- ----------- brave enough to----------------- -----------------climb all---------------------- ----------------- the way--------------------- -----------------to the top-------------------- ---------------- of the tree.------------------ __________________ http://loseover100lbs.com/misc-f7.html

05-02-2006, 01:55 PM	#2
Ikaika resident degen Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 3,763 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 216	aw skel getting all philosophical on us I agree though, in many cases that is very true. __________________ No supplement can make up for the lack of a strong work ethic.

05-02-2006, 03:18 PM	#5
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05-02-2006, 04:22 PM	#6
DJohnson IMPC Contestant Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Alberta, Canada Posts: 1,013 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 45	This brings whole new strategies to picking up girls! I mean like, you could cut down the tree and get the top apples. This would be like... um... getting a girl addicted to meth and then helping her recover. Maybe not too ethical. Or when someone loses one of the top apples you can be there to scoop it up before it's back on the tree. Rebound style. Or maybe you can like, shake the tree and the top apples will fall down... Hmmm.... maybe this is equivalent to making fun of girls and some fall in love with you? Alpha? Any others? __________________ Age: 21 Height: 5'10.5" Mar, 2001: 135lbs @ ~14% Nov, 2004: 245lbs @ ~40% Feb, 2006: 188lbs @ 20.1% - Hydrostatic Tested Dec, 2006: 168lbs @ 5.5% - 7 Point Caliper Tested BULKING FOR A LONG TIME NOW Long Term Goal: Over 200lbs @ 8%

05-04-2006, 06:31 AM	#8
dukebrown IMPC Contestant Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 115 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 4	What if the apple on the ground just fell a few hours ago, wouldnt it be ripe? __________________ If you aint sweatin you aint workin If you aint hurting you aint growin shsumofo@cyber-rights.net

05-04-2006, 03:26 PM	#10
dukebrown IMPC Contestant Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 115 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 4	Its not a matter of them being easy. they just got tired of not getting picked so the went out and got them Joe sleazy (your neighborhood HS drop out drug pusher). For Joe Sleazy it is good timing. __________________ If you aint sweatin you aint workin If you aint hurting you aint growin shsumofo@cyber-rights.net

05-04-2006, 03:51 PM	#11
skelooth eh heh heh Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Behind you Posts: 7,200 Recipes: 0 Rep Power: 158	hmmm, good point :yes: __________________ http://loseover100lbs.com/misc-f7.html

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